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    Especially this Anshar Seraphim guy. If he's a vampire I'll eat an entire Anne Rice paperback, properly served.

    http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/play...26713&src=news

    These people are embarassing. Ever since I figured out I was biologically nocturnal, genetically far more youthful than normal people, and a lot stronger, I have identified with the vampire mystique (though the blood thing isn't at all necessary in my mind). It's also by far the best mindset to have in this business most of us are in. But the people in those interviews were pathetic. Not to mention the scrawny goth kids playing at it.
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    The foolishness of youth.
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    Not thinkin' so?
    Just silly to me...I also have always loved the seduction and mystique of the vampire but please,even if there are historical "incidents" that have a basis in reality for the legends,most are only legends in their own minds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post

    These people are embarassing. Ever since I figured out I was biologically nocturnal, genetically far more youthful than normal people, and a lot stronger, I have identified with the vampire mystique
    Identifying with it is fine. Calling other people who identify in a different way to you is not fine.
    Also, your paragraph above I thought was a little embaressing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    The foolishness of youth.

    But clearly the woman doing the interview is not youth. lol. And it did state they meant any and all kinds of people. I see making fun of kids that act literally like they are but in accordance with the video - no they aren't in ther being interviewed.

    I personally don't believe they are real but it is still fun stuff to get into ^_^





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Identifying with it is fine. Calling other people who identify in a different way to you is not fine.
    Also, your paragraph above I thought was a little embaressing.
    I'm not embarrassed in the slightest.

    If you think Seraphim makes a good vampire, knock yourself out. As far as I can tell from that video clip, he's pathetic. But we all have our opinions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixierocksonthepole View Post
    But clearly the woman doing the interview is not youth. lol.

    ...I personally don't believe they are real but it is still fun stuff to get into ^_^
    No, she's not youth. She's not powerful, and she's no dark beauty. She's not a vampire, nor is Anshar Seraphim.

    The real Dracula, Vlad Tepesh ('tepesh' meaning 'the impaler) was actually a lot scarier than some weirdo wearing funny clothes, running around trying to bite people. He killed tens of thousands of people in the most horrible ways imaginable. Ol' Anshar there would fucking pee his pants if he ever ran into him.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler

    'Dracul' originally meant 'dragon', and had nothing to do with vampires either. The impaling was a very nasty business, far worse than a nice quick stake through the heart. They slid them carefully up the asses of those to be executed (tens of thousands in the few years Vlad was in power), making sure they weren't too sharp, and hoisted them right up in the air, letting gravity do the rest, very slowly. Sometimes it took a couple days to die. I suspect what they did to his brother, possibly worse than impaling if you can imagine that, had something to do with it--his hatred of the boyars especially. Vlad was not a happy child.


    But yeah it is fun to get into the mystique sometimes, especially if you aren't running with the rest of the herd animals, as some of us have figured out is the better way to live.

    I wonder if the people who take it to extremes by actually drinking human blood have trouble with parasites, etc. It's not the safest thing to drink, actually. Unless I suppose you are immortal, haha!
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    Didn't watch the link, but will later. I need to go to bed. But if you are looking for "real" information go to www.sanguinarius.org

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    No, she's not youth. She's not powerful, and she's no dark beauty. She's not a vampire, nor is Anshar Seraphim.

    The real Dracula, Vlad Tepesh ('tepesh' meaning 'the impaler) was actually a lot scarier than some weirdo wearing funny clothes, running around trying to bite people. He killed tens of thousands of people in the most horrible ways imaginable. Ol' Anshar there would fucking pee his pants if he ever ran into him.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler

    'Dracul' originally meant 'dragon', and had nothing to do with vampires either. The impaling was a very nasty business, far worse than a nice quick stake through the heart. They slid them carefully up the asses of those to be executed (tens of thousands in the few years Vlad was in power), making sure they weren't too sharp, and hoisted them right up in the air, letting gravity do the rest, very slowly. Sometimes it took a couple days to die. I suspect what they did to his brother, possibly worse than impaling if you can imagine that, had something to do with it--his hatred of the boyars especially. Vlad was not a happy child.


    But yeah it is fun to get into the mystique sometimes, especially if you aren't running with the rest of the herd animals, as some of us have figured out is the better way to live.

    I wonder if the people who take it to extremes by actually drinking human blood have trouble with parasites, etc. It's not the safest thing to drink, actually. Unless I suppose you are immortal, haha!

    O have no fear I have books and documentaries on vamps and my fave man of all of them Vlad. I am quite educated on the subject. More than I should admit lol.

    But I meant to the "Foolishness of youth" comment that the woman they focused on wasnt youth lol. They didn't even talk to kids. Thats all.






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    I'm not surprised to hear you knew about Vlad. The link was meant for everyone, sorry if it seemed like I was correcting you or anything.

    But yeah it's almost as though the news station doing the broadcast picked the worst two claimants to vampire status ever (except maybe some of the idiot kids playing at it), and focused on them to make the whole idea look stupid. Of course if a friend of mine walked up and tried to convince me for real he was a vampire I'd be a bit concerned about him, lol.

    The closest I ever came to such an illusion was one night several years ago when I was getting drunk with my dad, and I asked him if there was something he wasn't telling me about our family, haha!

    I think it's just extreme genetic differences--people my age are like a different species, soft, flabby, wrinkled--with a totally different attitude about life it seems. I simply cannot relate to them at all. I don't think there is anything supernatural going on of course, it's just fun to think about the mystique as we said.
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    one time( when i was much younger and traveled with a really scary looking dude) while hitchhiking thru florida we got a ride from these kids from detroit. i guess there must have been five of them enough that they had to make two of them ride in the trunk. they were very eager to give us a ride all the way to Boca Raton to see my friends mom. as we fly down the highway they tell us all about their crazy lil selves. sorta. the ringleader had blue little nubs for teeth from all the meth he'd done and he'd "borrowed' his daddies car for their joyride to miami . this big girl was the main driver and she seemed like the sweet kind of motherly type. don't really remember the other two girls just that they were silly and one other dude was really skinny. so here we go r &b blasting on the stereo
    then big girl says to blue nubby teeth that she feels a little sick and they start to tell us how they are VAMPIRES and they need blood to survive never fucking mind that its 95 degrees and bright and sunny; they are vampires. my cynical little 16 yr. old self thinks this is fucking HILARIOUS and they are silly enough to give us a ride all the way so i'm hanging.
    eventually we stop and they STEAL some gas then stop off at a mini mall to shoplift. me and my bf stay in the car with big girl while the other dummies get necessities like press on nails and and tee shirts. we watch as security pulls up and the lookout dudes tell them they are hunting lizards wtf?! suddenly we are surrounded by police and pulled out of the car with guns to our heads. holy shit. forced face down on the ground and zip tagged. the police are sure me and my crazy looking boyfriend are the real culprits so we are the first to be questioned.
    turns out blue nubby teeth stole the car from his dad, one of the girls is 14 AND pregnant they have been stealing gas all the way from detroit and daddy is pressing full charges. at one point big girl starts crying talking about how she doesn't know how she is gonna survive jail ya kno no blood...holy shit..blue nubby teeth says she will have to eat her OWN ha ha ha.ofcourse the police missed this lovely tidbit. and then there went our great ride. off to jail.
    don't know the moral to that story maybe hitchhiking does'nt pay or wannabe be vampires can be super funny. all i kno is we were stuck for three days after that ride.
    yeah its cold outside. don't have much goin on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I'm not surprised to hear you knew about Vlad. The link was meant for everyone, sorry if it seemed like I was correcting you or anything.

    But yeah it's almost as though the news station doing the broadcast picked the worst two claimants to vampire status ever (except maybe some of the idiot kids playing at it), and focused on them to make the whole idea look stupid. Of course if a friend of mine walked up and tried to convince me for real he was a vampire I'd be a bit concerned about him, lol.

    The closest I ever came to such an illusion was one night several years ago when I was getting drunk with my dad, and I asked him if there was something he wasn't telling me about our family, haha!

    I think it's just extreme genetic differences--people my age are like a different species, soft, flabby, wrinkled--with a totally different attitude about life it seems. I simply cannot relate to them at all. I don't think there is anything supernatural going on of course, it's just fun to think about the mystique as we said.
    Ahh no offense was taken ^_^. I always found the whole thing intriguing but never believed they were real. So i love the idea but it is a fantasy and I shall keep on reading the stories. Makes for some interesting day dreams and what nots ... o.0





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    Quote Originally Posted by piepie View Post
    one time( when i was much younger and traveled with a really scary looking dude) while hitchhiking thru florida we got a ride from these kids from detroit.

    ...don't know the moral to that story maybe hitchhiking does'nt pay or wannabe be vampires can be super funny. all i kno is we were stuck for three days after that ride.
    yeah its cold outside. don't have much goin on...
    Well that story made the whole thread worthwhile.

    I was born and raised in Detroit--the real city, 7 Mile Rd, not 'the outskirts' like Kid Rock brags about in that song. WTF? Sorry, anyway back to the subject--so I know people from that city can be strange and possibly frightening sometimes. And I used to hitchhike in college, which is another way to meet a lot of strange and possibly frightening people.

    I finally stopped taking the one SO with me because I got sick of the guys trying to see if I would 'share', etc. Then I quit myself a year or so later, I was getting tired of it. I'd had good luck for a long time, despite having people brandish an amazing variety of weaponry and getting really fucking weird. Almost always with the weapons they really just want to show off and maybe discourage the hitchhiker from trying to rob them or whatever. But you get tired of saying "Wow, that's an amazingly cool 18" SS dagger, man, and the gun is very impressive too!"

    It was a cheap and fast way to travel if you did it the right way, though.

    But I never met any vampires hitchhiking, haha!
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    yay i am so glad you liked it!!! after i posted it i worried cause we had that lil prob. before in the music forum. i always did want to apologize cause i wasn't really meaning to offend anyone just running my mouth, venting cause i was so sick of that b.s at work .o.k so i am sorry, officially. now back to the matter at hand....

    one morning a friend of mine who was staying with me in New Orleans came home quite late from a night in the Quarter. He was all freaked out because he had been walking really late on a dark street and a car rolled up on him.he side the dude inside grabbed him ,put a gun to his head and pulled him halfway inside the car. the guy told him to "be still and let this bitch feed", then a young girl proceed to tear his neck up biting him and licking and eating his blood. he said the whole time she bit him she was saying fuck me and all kinds of crazy stuff. fake as they may or may not have been his neck was FUCKED up! a huge area was all chewed up and open. needless to say, human mouths are filthy so we made a trip to the clinic the next day and got the man some antibiotics. and i don't think i have any other vampire stories, chupacobras, nada.

    and yeah hitchiking is some crazy crazy shit. don't even get me started on those stories...

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    Quote Originally Posted by piepie View Post
    yay i am so glad you liked it!!! after i posted it i worried cause we had that lil prob. before in the music forum. i always did want to apologize cause i wasn't really meaning to offend anyone just running my mouth, venting cause i was so sick of that b.s at work .o.k so i am sorry, officially. now back to the matter at hand....

    ...then a young girl proceed to tear his neck up biting him and licking and eating his blood. he said the whole time she bit him she was saying fuck me and all kinds of crazy stuff. fake as they may or may not have been his neck was FUCKED up! a huge area was all chewed up and open. needless to say, human mouths are filthy...

    and yeah hitchiking is some crazy crazy shit. don't even get me started on those stories...
    It's all good about the music thing--what you may not have realized was that I was on a bit of a (supposed to be humorous) rant myself, after having to play a lot of bad rap (just like there's bad rock, techno, etc., etc.), and learning what will and won't work in certain clubs. So I was going off, venting for other DJs in a joking manner (even if much of it is true IMO).

    We just got off on the wrong foot, and I sure understand the bullshit music rules problem--I got into a big fight with the first Music Mix mod years ago because I was pissed at the music rules in my club then!



    I got in trouble for playing rap in that club several times, so we aren't necessarily on different sides.

    Anyway, that's another, even better vampire story. The girl was no doubt genuinely worked up in a sexual way from the sounds of it, maybe partly to feed into the guy's fantasy if she wanted to please him, some women get hot from that too. Predation and sexuality sometimes go hand in hand. But yeah that's a bit much, and a human bite is more dangerous than a dog bite so you were smart to take that poor guy to the clinic.


    I think we should start a hitchhiking story thread. Maybe tonight after work I will.
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    ha ha great minds think alike. you first.

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    Gotta love the good old "D" haha.

    Going there for family time for Christmas again.

    I'll make sure to not hitchhike haha ~_^





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