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    No joke.
    My strip club... hired a man.

    That wasn't the worst though. The guy who beats sweatpants boner man - Under Armour man - ruined my night by kissing my hand then putting it on his small, shriveled dick. EWWW.

    But seriously, a man. Like, a terribly obvious man. With a cheap wig. But I must say, his boobs were bigger than mine.
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    o man. thats funny... did you notice if he was making money?

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    LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    do u think u can get pics somehow?





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    The funny thing is, he was making money!! I saw some old guy rubbing all over him and I'm like 'ohmygosh I wonder if he knows that's a man!', though I don't know how he couldn't notice. A man giving lapdances in my club... I'm going to find out which manager hired him. I'm still in disbelief. This one girl had been drinking, and she had to leave early because she couldn't stop laughing. Apparently she 'dropped' something to check out the goods.

    Awe, and I doubt I could take pictures. I'll try my best, but I'm still kinda avoiding him. I don't like men in the dressing room with me, even if he has fake boobs.

    Edit: And oh yeah, not trying to be offensive. Nothing against transvestites or anything, but this man is obviously a MAN, and that's all.

    I mean, if you're going to work at a strip club, at least learn to put on a wig so it's not slipping off!
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    Is this a nude club? How much is he taking off? I dont understand how that would fly if there is nudity involved!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichelleJade View Post
    This one girl had been drinking, and she had to leave early because she couldn't stop laughing.
    Hahaha! Thats funny.

    Seriously tho, transvetites have always freaked me out. I dont like them. Drag Queens on the other hand, fab looking and tons of fun to be around.
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    wow thats scary and kinda dangerous what if one of the custys really thinks she's a woman only to find out she is a he... I know I'd be pissed

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    Thats unfortunate !
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    So, he has boobs? It's likely that he(she) transgendered then, perhaps, and just not very attractive. Did he (she) have bottom surgery too? I've seen a fair share of MtF women attempt adult entertainment because it's very hard for them to get hired anywhere else. But still, if she's that obvious, she shouldn't be working in a strip club, just as an obese woman shouldn't be dancing.

    Transvestites just like to dress up in women's clothing. If she got breast implants, then it's likely she has gender dysphoria (transgender) and is in the process of transitioning to female. Drag queens are something else altogether - they're just performers who take the concept of femininity to an extreme level for entertainment. There are Drag Kings too . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichelleJade View Post
    No joke.
    My strip club... hired a man.

    But seriously, a man. Like, a terribly obvious man. With a cheap wig. But I must say, his boobs were bigger than mine.
    Where do u work that they are that hard up for dancers?

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    OMGosh....I laughed so hard I almost cried from your description ewwwww (putting your hand on his small shrivled dick what????)

    I don't know what to say, but it could totally be dangerous if a custy thinks he is a she and finds out the hard way. There is a market out there for everyone, and I don't doubt that--- I just can't imagine what would happen when a "straight" guy finds out he's been fooled and freaks out, especially after a few drinks or what have you. I remember reading on an escort review board a few years back about a very popular provider who had went all the way (via surgery) in order to become a female. Alot of the guys enjoyed her company (not knowing she had been born a male) and wrote many favorable reviews about her- blah, blah, blah...

    Anyways she was living with another female provider on the board and they had a falling out so the other girl came on the board and let it all out that "she" was actually born a "he" Not to mention this girl was hardly passable when it came to realizing she was never close to being all woman, but whatever.

    Alot of these dudes feed off the reputation they gain online to overcompensate for there lacking persona offline so they were freaking out when it was made known & clarified by there own admission and "reviews" they had actually fucked a TS-- even though they supposedly didn't know "she" was a "he." It was a hotmess & lots of reviews and cover-up ensured regarding who had actually fucked her---LOL!

    But really no one knows the type person you are encountering when it comes to a stranger and when it comes to really serious things that "MEN" hold especially dear- like sexuality- you never know how they might react when that is questioned.


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