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    Default Giving customers shit on the mike

    OK usually I will not do this no matter how bad the tipping is or what jerks they are being in general, insulting the customers never helps even if they are barbarians. But recently it has been tough to restrain myself. The economy has hurt the spending but the guys are still coming in and not tipping, etc. It's really pissing me off these days.

    So anyways tonight a guy asked a dancer to buy him a drink!

    I don't know if he was playing the Stripclub version of The fucking Game, or what (isn't that one of their secret methods to convince strippers they are studly?), but it was too much.

    "OK, some idiot just asked one of our dancers to buy him a drink...

    This is not the way it works. Not in a stripclub."

    Etc., etc., explaining the PayPerView system, but it went over well. A few of the customers laughed loudly and made fun of the guy, I have no idea if he was still there or not
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    Default Re: Giving customers shit on the mike

    The DJ at our club does something like that too, in a milder form. If no one is tipping he says "and don't forget gentlemen this is not a charity, the more you tip the more they strip!" I love it when he says that
    When it comes down to it, I'll let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better then them.

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    Default Re: Giving customers shit on the mike

    The Dj at my old club did that every single night. It was funny stuff to everyone even the guy being insulted.





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    Default Re: Giving customers shit on the mike

    One of our DJ's will do this, but definitely in a more abrasive manner. He has no problem calling customers fagg#ts, losers, cheap, etc.... targting them with strobe lights and fog machines. It can be hilarious, though undermines us all I'm sure. The only time it's really appropriate is during a bachelor party/ bday party humiliation stage show




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    Default Re: Giving customers shit on the mike

    The DJs at both of my clubs do this. Its great! On my first night at one club, the guys were sitting at the tip rail but not tipping. I said something to the DJ about it and he got them tipping by saying things like "Paper trail on the tip rail....watching at the stage and not tipping is like stealing Cable."

    As for the cheapskates that dare to ask dancers to buy them drinks, they deserve to be humiliated!

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    I love it. One of our DJs does this, he's very aware and observant when customers are being shitheads. He'll say things like "Hey guys, lets play a little game called tip the babe!" One time I was on stage being ignored to the fullest, and he said something to the effect of "Wow, look guys, there's a girl on stage!" I don't know what it is about my club, but people ignore the stages pretty badly. Guys will come in and actually sit facing away from them....

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    Not all of the DJs at my club is comfortable doing this, but should be. As long as you're not crazy offensive where mgmt pulls you aside. I say, let it rip. Not only is it funny, but it breaks up the monotany of the DJs job. These custys should be put on blast. Some of the stuff that they pull is ridiculous. I'm in full support of, if you act like an a$$, you should get treated like one.

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    I fucking love how my DJ does this.

    He cues up the song "Glamorous" by Fergie, and just lets the opening maybe ... 20 seconds play. There's a man's voice in the background that yells "If you ain't got no money, take your BROKE ASS HOME!" twice.

    Then he'll move on to the next girl's set. Then re-cue Glamorous, let 20 seconds play, then fade into the next set. So on and so forth. It's fucking hysterical. Especially when the guys start to catch on. The look on their faces is so worth it.

    He'll also occasionally get on the mic and say something to the effect of "Strip Club 101, Booty Economics 102 - Come on guys, let's see some dollars on that stage!"

    Let it rip. I love it.
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    Default Re: Giving customers shit on the mike

    Our dj usually says the pay-per-view comment if it's really bad. He'll even pop off with "The girls like 6 inches and green, preferably with Jackson, Franklin or Grant". We think it's hilarious. Usually he'll say the girls are working for your tips and your tips alone. I had a dj who cussed out the audience but couldn't tell you exactly what he said since I was changing in the dressing room at that moment.

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