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    Duh Annoying new girl (rant)

    So we got this new girl at my club. This one is much more annoying than your average new girl. She insists that she has been dancing since she was 16, back in Colorado, where she was dating the manager. That would mean she has been doing it for 3 years now. However, she still has that jerky, uncoordinated, new-girl style of dancing, and can't seem to figure out the simple rules of stripper conduct.

    She, like many 19-year-olds, has no body fat yet. She constantly points this out whenever given the slightest opportunity. "Well I think my best feature is my six pack" "I don't like to wear dresses because then you can't see my stomach." "Yeah, I spend two hours at the gym EVERY day." "I spend $140/week on my personal trainer."

    I just get so annoyed when girls make up dumb s*** just so they can have something to talk about.

    To top it all off... We sometimes have 2-3 girls on stage at once, and there are 4 "leafs" around which the girls rotate. Only one girl can fit on a leaf at a time, otherwise someone ends up getting kicked in the head. She has been yelled at 5 times from 5 different girls and still crowds onto one leaf because people have put money down. And I'm sure I myself have told her at least 10 times that you can't touch your pussy in front of customers, and she still does it! My favorite was when she felt like she needed to tuck her tampon in further right before a stage set. So she pulls her underwear to the side, sticks two fingers UP her pussy to adjust, and then proceeds to walk out on stage and swing around the pole. ARG.

    Well thats about it. Just needed to vent. Thanks.

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    2 hours a day at the gym 140 per week on a trainor. What a waste of time and money. Pretending it is true that means a lot of her money is going towards maintaining her body. Lets see how much she is able to save for necessities like a house and car. And if she has to spend 2 hours at the gym for a six pack and shes only 19 i feel really bad for her. That means she is going to need to add an hour for every year she ages and her metabolism starts slowing down lmao. After a few years her body will be so resistant to exercise that she will need to be exercising 8 hours a day just to stay under the obesity level lol. No idea why anyone would brag about this?
    Show me a girl with a six pack who doesnt exercise at all...now THATS impressive

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    one word- dingbat. sorry you got one. If you'd like a matching pair I can hook you up.

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    @pinkpuff.
    Im not trying to brag, but I don't ever work out, and I got some muscle tone that looks like a six pack. I get asked quite often of I do exersize to tone it. The most I do is the mile walk to and from my resturant job.

    Thats really lame though. I don't yet work in a club, but that kind of behavior would piss me off, I know it does in just waiting tables... Good luck on trying to stay sain around her.
    Ive quit a job over a person like that before. If I had to hear one more storie about how this girl got backstage at so and so's concert, and how she knows all the band members by name I would 'ave poped her in the face.
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    I used to work with a like that. Freshly 19 but swears she had danced before in nude clubs in other states. Would make up the most outrageous lies. Talk about herself nonstop and how great she was....ugh. I wanted to punch her in the face. I remember one day I was having a "fat day" feeling kinda bloated, and was talking about it with another girl, well this bitch had the nerve to butt in to the conversation and start giving ME diet and excercise advice. Umm....you are 19 and I am 27. It just burned me because she was pointing at herself going "See....I mean I've got the perfect abs, and you could too, you just need to eat different...blah blah blah" FUCK I wanted to strangle her.

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    OMG!!!! LMAO!!!! Every club has one.....I play deaf half the time so they don't annoy me too much.

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    19 yr olds don't have body fat? I know so many people my age that are overweight. lol.

    yeaaa.. I don't like the girls who brag... it's so ugly. The girl could be beautiful physically but with this kind of personality, the looks are just a waste.

    She started dancing at 16? If it is true I feel bad for her.. when I was 16, only thing I had to worry about was going to highschool.. I dunno if I could deal with working at a strip club at that age.

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    I'd like to know which club she claims she was dancing at. That sounds really unlikely. Colorado clubs are really strict about age. I've seen them call the cops when minors tried to come in to audition, and I've seen minors literally chased out. I think she just blowing smoke.
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    I remember one girl I worked with that had just started dancing. Wanted to be "one of the cool kids" ya know? She would talk about the dumbest shit that was completely irrelevant to any conversation or situation going on at the time. She would talk about it so loud that everyone could hear her like we were supposed to give a shit. Then she would take all of her things, literally everything in her bag or trunk, and spread it across as much counter space as she could. When I came in on nights she was working and she got there early and had done this I had to constantly move her shit aside. Like whoa huni you aren't the only one here.

    When I was a new girl I kept to myself and kept my manners in check and made sure I was the "annoying new girl". I was juts the baby there and the girls loved it that way.





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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkpuff View Post
    And if she has to spend 2 hours at the gym for a six pack and shes only 19 i feel really bad for her. That means she is going to need to add an hour for every year she ages and her metabolism starts slowing down lmao. After a few years her body will be so resistant to exercise that she will need to be exercising 8 hours a day just to stay under the obesity level lol.
    Lol.......i thought the same thing

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    Wow! Until I read this, I never realized a new girl could be so annoying. I've always been the type to keep to myself but I think I'd find it hard to resist saying something to this girl if given the opportunity. Stupid people can't be taught common sense but now and then you can shut them up real fast by saying something like "I'm glad I don't have to spend 2 hours in the gym and waste money on a trainer. Its all about DNA not the amount of time you spend working out." Perhaps if enough girls give her the cold shoulder when she starts talking about all her shit, she'll get the hint and stop talking so much. LOL, if that new girl was working at my club, there's one particular co-worker that would shut her up, REAL fast. She HATES it when other people butt in on conversations.

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    Alot of new girls/newbies come on all crazy like this in my experience, luckily the ones in my experience crashed and burned and their strip club experience was short lived for all sorts of reasons and due ultimately to their own crazy doing,lol.

    When the reality of the "Job" hits sometimes these crazies dont get what they need out of it. Other times they get their asses beat, or involved in drama cuz there are dating staff or other horrendous choices, or a custie will tell them there not all that ("you dont look like you work out at all, now that girl on stage she works out"and they cant handle it,lol.

    They make dumb choices, and either get a lil normal or get lost ive noticed. However the "bitchy" stripper can last foreva,LOL.

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