So we got this new girl at my club. This one is much more annoying than your average new girl. She insists that she has been dancing since she was 16, back in Colorado, where she was dating the manager. That would mean she has been doing it for 3 years now. However, she still has that jerky, uncoordinated, new-girl style of dancing, and can't seem to figure out the simple rules of stripper conduct.
She, like many 19-year-olds, has no body fat yet. She constantly points this out whenever given the slightest opportunity. "Well I think my best feature is my six pack" "I don't like to wear dresses because then you can't see my stomach." "Yeah, I spend two hours at the gym EVERY day." "I spend $140/week on my personal trainer."
I just get so annoyed when girls make up dumb s*** just so they can have something to talk about.
To top it all off... We sometimes have 2-3 girls on stage at once, and there are 4 "leafs" around which the girls rotate. Only one girl can fit on a leaf at a time, otherwise someone ends up getting kicked in the head. She has been yelled at 5 times from 5 different girls and still crowds onto one leaf because people have put money down. And I'm sure I myself have told her at least 10 times that you can't touch your pussy in front of customers, and she still does it! My favorite was when she felt like she needed to tuck her tampon in further right before a stage set. So she pulls her underwear to the side, sticks two fingers UP her pussy to adjust, and then proceeds to walk out on stage and swing around the pole. ARG.
Well thats about it. Just needed to vent. Thanks.



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