




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
Damn. Wish I was therre to offer him an anchovy milkshake when he finished.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine
"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





He was most likely impaled atop that train... which had just left Seattle headed to Baltimore at a speed of 50mph. Simultaneously, another train just left Baltimore heading to Seattle at a speed of 40mph (jetstream headwind). If Sioux Falls, South Dakota is halfway between these cities, please tell me that bicycle rider's social security number.
^this is what the fucking SAT was like for me
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.









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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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