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    Skier Suffers Exposure
    Man left dangling upside down, pantsless after Vail lift mishap

    JANUARY 6 -- In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning.

    The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair.

    In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being "suspended for approximately seven minutes." The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that "the man was caught on the chair."











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    Default Re: An Ultimate Em-bare-ass-ment

    that dude needs to wax his ass crack. also, wouldnt you make an attempt to cover your junk and keep it warm?
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    Yeah, I only make the "bored" expression when I'm facing away from the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bounce86 View Post
    ...wouldn't you make an attempt to cover your junk and keep it warm?
    After 15 minutes in those temperatures, I suspect his mighty oak had shrunk into a tiny acorn!

    Phil.

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    Default Re: An Ultimate Em-bare-ass-ment

    I think he was probably more bothered by hanging upside down in the air.

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    Oh my! That is embaressing. I thought my ski trip was embaressing when I had a head on collision with this man. I got knocked the F out! He was livid! I was only 11, and I haven't gone skiing since!
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    Oh man that sucks.

    It make me want to go snowboarding.

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