My boyfriend Noah is friends with this guy named Dylan, who apparently has become obsessed with strip clubs recently. But not in a good way--at least for us. Dylan has this weird thing about wanting to go to strip clubs for like 6 hours and spending--oh--maybe $15 total. He was over here the other night, and I asked him about it, and he isn't looking to have any normal strip club experience. He doesn't want to spend money--he wants to pick up the girls there and get laid. He's into pickup, like Mystery Method--did any of ya'll ever see the first season of The Pickup Artist? In one episode Mystery takes the guys to a strip club to try and pick up a dancer. In the show, Mystery makes a point out of being respectful and decent, and that we're trying to make money, and all of that. But, of course, all of that is just lost on Dylan. And there aren't that many clubs in and around Albany, NY. And it just so happens that the club I work at is the biggest, the cleanest, and has the most girls. And he's talking about coming in and trying to hit on my coworkers.
I tried to explain to him that we're there to make money, and we don't like guys who are trying to monopolize our time for free. And he was like, "oh, I'm not one of those pussy schlubs that you can take for everything in his wallet, I'm different, and I can make the girls tell that I'm different," and all of that. And I think of all those guys that come up when I'm working--not too often, maybe once or twice a week--and start laying on the compliments-- "Oh, you're the hottest one here, you're so beautiful, you're the sexiest one on stage, I love your NIN tattoo," all that shit, and when I say, "Thank you! Would you like a dance?" they get all pissy and say, "I'm not one of THOSE guys, can't you just fucking take a compliment, I'm not a sucker," blah blah blah.
And I can't fucking STAND those guys. If there's anything that gets me close to really losing it on a custie, it's those fuckers.
So now I'm wondering how the hell I'm going to manage my shit if Dylan comes in while I'm on. There's multiple problems with this situation: of course, it's a possibility that he'll be hitting on me really bad (I know he's my boyfriend's friend, but he really seems like that type to me). But that's a different matter I can handle well enough. I'm just wondering how I handle his being a cheap bastard with the other girls--and hopefully, not having to have him kicked out, cause that will cause drama. Any advice?



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A PL alert!

but maybe one of the girls at work will hit him, and I can point and laugh
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