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    Well financially its going pretty good. I worked Mermaids last night. its a bikini bar, so apart from a few peculiar aesthetic effects due to local ordinances it was decent. I'm at gold club tonight if anyone wants to stop in and say hey.
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    Man this is why I hate being in school! Sometimes I SO just wanna be like "I'm packing up the car now, see ya down there soon!!"

    Florida is my home, I'm soooo coming back once I get done here


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    Thanks for keeping us posted! I would love more details, too, if you have time.

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    Well here it is monday morning. I'm working at Tampa gold club. nice club, nice people making decent $$ but damn is it intimidating. I feel like a peasant who has been scrubbed up and thrown in. I look the part, but inside i'm shaking like a leaf. some of these girls make helen of troy look like some snaggletoothed redneck bitch. (I've been in Missouri too long) I've seen many a 10, few 8's and 9's nothing below a 7 thats for damn sure. Brings to mind my favorite Gone with the wind quote: "you ain't nothing but a mule in a horse's harness. you can dress it up but still just a mule in a horse's harness". I feel like a country mule in a stable full of sleek leggy thoroughbreds lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I feel like a country mule in a stable full of sleek leggy thoroughbreds lol.

    hahahaha!

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    no its topless you have to wear pasties made from mdeical tape. lol the largest size they have doesn't even cover my nips! I need a folger's coffee can to use as a stencil for my pasties. In all seriousness, it is a nice club.
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    just out of curiousity,can you use burlesque style pasties? goth fox,i think it is,makes some amazing stuff. just my 2 cents...harlow

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    it'd be nice... they never said we couldn't
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Well here it is monday morning. I'm working at Tampa gold club. nice club, nice people making decent $$ but damn is it intimidating. I feel like a peasant who has been scrubbed up and thrown in. I look the part, but inside i'm shaking like a leaf. some of these girls make helen of troy look like some snaggletoothed redneck bitch. (I've been in Missouri too long) I've seen many a 10, few 8's and 9's nothing below a 7 thats for damn sure. Brings to mind my favorite Gone with the wind quote: "you ain't nothing but a mule in a horse's harness. you can dress it up but still just a mule in a horse's harness". I feel like a country mule in a stable full of sleek leggy thoroughbreds lol.
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    yes. it has to go under the breasts. you can wear round pasties, but you have to wear the medical tape under them all the way down to the under part of the breasts. that's the legality. technically there's no such thing as a "topless club" in tampa, they are all "bikini" in reality. the tape is just a loophole way of getting around the law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    yes. it has to go under the breasts. you can wear round pasties, but you have to wear the medical tape under them all the way down to the under part of the breasts. that's the legality. technically there's no such thing as a "topless club" in tampa, they are all "bikini" in reality. the tape is just a loophole way of getting around the law.
    Hey, you learn something new every day. hows dollhouse going?
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    it's going about 3 girls for every customer... is how it's going. heh

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