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    Default *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    So I was dancing for this group, and I made it over to this guy who I chatted with for a bit, and then slipped in the big question. So, he says he's not buying dances, for whatever reason. He wouldn't tell me why, he just said he's not buying dances BUT that he found me "bright, interesting and intriguing." Blah freakin blah. So I move on to another guy in the party, and soon another dancer leaves his lap and tells me that he is waiting for me and asked for me again. So I think, "right on, he wants a dance." The fucker STILL thought he could sit there and talk to me for free!! So he says to me, "I watched you dance for so-and-so the whole time" (I did 4 dances for his buddy) I said, "great, and what did you think?" he said, "and do you know what i looked at the whole time? Your face. I watched your face the whole time. You are so captivating...I know I'm not buying dances, but I'd love to just sit and talk to you."
    FREAKIN MORON!! I CAN'T EVEN YELL LOUD ENOUGH TO SHOW MY FRUSTRATION WITH WHAT A CLUELESS PUTZ THIS GUY WAS!!
    So after more guys in the party not buying dances, i just walked off without a word. One guy actually said," I don't even really want to be here,. this is lame, I kinda wanna go home and go to bed." Fucking losers.
    Ok, I'm done. That's all.

    Oh, no! Wait! THEN,later in the night, this dude flags me over to him, asks me to explain to him "how this works'. Good sign in stripperland right? So I explain it all to him, then he asks if I'd like a drink, so of course I say I'd love one. Then, he says...wait for it..."GREAT, GET ME ONE OF WHATEVER YOU'RE BUYING." ??????
    THEN, he says, "wait, how about water? Water is free right?"
    I just rolled my eyes and walked away. He wasted my very precious two minutes.
    Ok, now I'm done.
    Be who you are, say what you mean. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter."

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    What idiots. I have no words.....Wow.

    Just

    Wow.

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    wow.

    ha seems like when ya WANT a guy to talk and hold a convo all they wanna do is get ya naked...and when ya get naked, all they wanna do is TALK....sheeesh...boys are silly.

    and as for the uber-cornball dude saying 'get me one of whatever you're buying' you coulda been really mean and went and got him a nice tall refreshing glass of toilet water...

    dear lord i cant wait for my own idiot/time-wasters encounters...

    hope you had a good weekend regardless!

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    I need to start being meaner. I'm still too nice. Dammit.
    Be who you are, say what you mean. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter."

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    im so mouthy so there's no tellin' what i'm gonna be capable of when i encounter some idiots and asses...

    are you still having fun and enjoying dancing? hope so ;-)

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    I get these guys ALL THE TIME!!

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    hmmm, you say you chatted with him a bit before you hit him up for a dance. One way to kind of screen against this type of cheapskate is to casually ask the guy "so, when's the last time you had a lapdance?" if they say "never, I don't do dances, blah blah, blah" reply, "oh, that;s too bad, well come find me if you change your mind" then move on quickly before he has has a chance to respond with some more bs.
    Can't help it, I'm a born....[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    I HATE these kinds of guys....they make my blood boil. I usually just ask them what the fuck they're doing in a strip club if they're not buying dances?

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    By nature I'm pretty curt and mouthy, why do I feel the need to be polite to these morons, when out of the club, I would tell someone to piss off! I guess maybe I'm afraid of getting in trouble by management.
    Be who you are, say what you mean. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter."

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    Default Re: *Rant* Who cares if you think I'm interesting!

    I find a "Sure..I'd LOVE to sit and chat with you. I charge $200 per half hour out here or we can go to the champagne room and talk back there..thclub charges $400 per half hour there..which would you like?'

    Then when they protest spending money..I get up and leave. "Im at WORK...just like you have to get paid to survive..so do I. Nothing is free in a strip club"

    Sometimes it works though. Ive gotten paid for chatting quite a lot in my years of dancing. In fact...my biggest spending regs usually did this.

    As for the other guy...yeah. Hes lucky you didnt dump a free glass of water on his head.

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