So I was dancing for this group, and I made it over to this guy who I chatted with for a bit, and then slipped in the big question. So, he says he's not buying dances, for whatever reason. He wouldn't tell me why, he just said he's not buying dances BUT that he found me "bright, interesting and intriguing." Blah freakin blah. So I move on to another guy in the party, and soon another dancer leaves his lap and tells me that he is waiting for me and asked for me again. So I think, "right on, he wants a dance." The fucker STILL thought he could sit there and talk to me for free!! So he says to me, "I watched you dance for so-and-so the whole time" (I did 4 dances for his buddy) I said, "great, and what did you think?" he said, "and do you know what i looked at the whole time? Your face. I watched your face the whole time. You are so captivating...I know I'm not buying dances, but I'd love to just sit and talk to you."
FREAKIN MORON!! I CAN'T EVEN YELL LOUD ENOUGH TO SHOW MY FRUSTRATION WITH WHAT A CLUELESS PUTZ THIS GUY WAS!!
So after more guys in the party not buying dances, i just walked off without a word. One guy actually said," I don't even really want to be here,. this is lame, I kinda wanna go home and go to bed." Fucking losers.
Ok, I'm done. That's all.
Oh, no! Wait! THEN,later in the night, this dude flags me over to him, asks me to explain to him "how this works'. Good sign in stripperland right? So I explain it all to him, then he asks if I'd like a drink, so of course I say I'd love one. Then, he says...wait for it..."GREAT, GET ME ONE OF WHATEVER YOU'RE BUYING." ??????
THEN, he says, "wait, how about water? Water is free right?"
I just rolled my eyes and walked away. He wasted my very precious two minutes.
Ok, now I'm done.




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