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    So I have been sitting in a coffee shop sucking up WiFi for like 4 hours.

    Snotty counter girl to ArmySGT. "Usually people have more than one cup of coffee, when they stay this long."

    My reply. "Oh, I was just waiting for you to finish your phone call".

    She has been talking steadily for the four hours.

    Then I give here the blank expression and stare at her eyes. I am getting better at this. Takes practice to relax all your facial muscles.

    "large regular coffee?"

    "yep".

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    Dude! Smooth!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    This being All Saints day and all.

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    Quote of the Day:
    "The highest form of success... comes... to the man who does not shrink from danger, from hardship or from bitter toil, and who out of these wins the splendid ultimate triumph."
    -- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th U.S. president

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    I find that Colorado Springs has Roller Derby. Now I am interested. This sounds like trashy fun.

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    Needs a little something.


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    Hehe, necroposting FTW.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naida View Post
    Hehe, necroposting FTW.


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    Concentration test for men: > http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf

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    ^^^^^^^ hahaha thats awesome.





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    LATTE MONEY the surprisingly high amount of cash spent on daily incidentals,

    like coffee, newspapers.


    MUFFIN TOP . the prevalent sight of tummies spilling over hipster jeans.

    Originally, seen as 'beer bellies' on menfolk.




    TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.



    BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was

    missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.




    SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on

    everything, and then leaves.



    ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement

    by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.





    SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only

    to get screwed and die.





    CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.



    PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,


    and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also


    applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)





    MOUSE POTATO. The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato



    SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn

    into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with

    the kids or start a "home business".





    STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.



    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an

    electronic device to get it to work again.





    ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank

    and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly

    inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

    This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.



    404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not

    Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.





    OHNOSECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've

    just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') New Oxford Dictionary definitions



    GOING FOR A McSHIT Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of

    buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff

    member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is

    known as a McShit with Lies.





    AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'blackbox'.



    AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.





    BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze

    cruise at 3am in the morning.



    BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after

    booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how

    you got here, and where you've come from.



    BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.



    BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of

    drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the

    toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.





    BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please"



    GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.



    JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical

    adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the

    badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to

    show their level of training.



    MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when

    viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.



    MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:

    "Oo!Oo!Ho! Aa!Aa!Aa!".


    MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in

    the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people

    so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before

    you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter

    in your bed instead.



    NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).



    PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
    Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)




    PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
    she's got four buttocks.


    SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.


    SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman.



    TART FUEL Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
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    Happy New Year!


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    I'm winning now you have to save the BEST 4 LAST.... HAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Happy New Year!

    I like it.

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    Doobie dobbie doooooooooooooooooo!

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    I demand more British slang!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naida View Post
    I demand more British slang!

    Bollocks.

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    Rubbish!

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    By Jove! I think she got it!

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    Imma jus gonna leave this right here.

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