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    Right....
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    I am throwing up a Moat here.


    Threads mine.

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    Good luck with that
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha mine!
    **Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.**

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    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
    "Can we read it on the Smoking Gun? "

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    tl;dr
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I'm slightly confused...
    Follow your heart and do what feels right for you, because that’s living. Everything else is dying.

    “Things may come to those who wait…but only the things left by those who hustle.”

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    yeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "Can we read it on the Smoking Gun? "

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    I ejaculated all over this post. I mean splooge everywhere! So basically, whoever posts below me will have man chowder oozing down on to them and their post. Maybe that's your thing, I don't know. But if it were me, I wouldn't want some strange dude's baby batter dripping on my post. I can't imagine why anyone would want to post after me, what with the gobs and gobs of guy protein that will gunk up their post. It could break your monitor. Hell; your post could even get pregnant! Oh, also I haven't been eating my pineapple lately, so...yeah. Seriously, don't post after me. I just don't think it'll be good to have semen swimmers just attack your post, even if you do win this game. I don't think I've properly expressed the massive volume of squirt we're talking about right now. It could, like, drown a porn star. At this point I'm worried for flood-prone areas. This entire corner of StripperWeb should be evacuated. Danger; No Swimming! But to wrap it up (which I probably should've done in the first place) just don't post after me. I'm only thinking of your safety.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^^^ So since you posted first does that mean you got the bulk of it?
    Follow your heart and do what feels right for you, because that’s living. Everything else is dying.

    “Things may come to those who wait…but only the things left by those who hustle.”

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    Ugh now it's getting all dried up and crusty...aww man it's all crunchy now!
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Gross
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Mmmmm,crunchy cum


    I guess thats what I win for being last<3

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    Anyone have a towel? It's like a gonzo gay porn slip and slide in here.

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    Well, now that you guys cleaned up the mess, I win!
    **Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.**

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    Zombehs!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    The cake is a lie, I win, and also the game
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    How did I not win this thread with that post. ArmySgt, you are hardcore!

    Oh, and sweatpants boner man hasn't changed his sweats in a year, and he left them at the botom of this post, precariously placed so as to fall down upon the next post.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Epic save!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I come stomping in wearing my fabulous red shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    **Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.**

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