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    Default Most embarrassing thing that has happened to you at work?

    I have a feeling this thread may have been posted before but I wanted to hear some new stories if everyone wants to share!

    I haven't been dancing long...my most embarassing moment occured my very first night so I'm sure there are more to come lol

    Okay, so it was a few hours before I was supposed to be at the club for my first night of work. My hubby and I were sitting at home and friends of ours came over to see if we wanted to hang out that night (they are a married couple as well). We declined, telling them we were going to be busy. You may see where this is going already lol
    Well, of course for my very first night I ended up being on my period. So when I get in the dressing room and get ready, I forget to cut the string out of pure nervousness.
    And of course for my very first set of songs, guess who walks in and sits at the end of the stage? The married couple we are friends with. Yeah. They looked up and were totally shocked, so I just walked over to them and we started laughing and talking about how awkward it is. At this point I'm kinda wishing that I had just told them the truth. Oh and they were the ones to point out my exposed string and I turned completely red. All in all though, they were very nice about it, bought dances from me and now that I think back on it, it's probably more funny than embarrassing

    At least my very first night was memorable, right?

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    Well one time I came to work to find I already had a customer waiting. I hurried to get dressed so no one would swoop in on him before I got there.... I got my outfit on and went out on the floor...started to do a dance and looked in the mirror on the wall and saw that I didnt put a g on. I still had on my ugly granny panties that I cam in with on. It was soo embarassing but we had a good laugh about it. At least I noticed quick

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    ^^^LOL-ING at the granny panties...whew, close one huh...


    have a read through some of these...very entertaining!

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    sting show.
    When I was breastfeeding , I gave a ld , and got milk on some guys shirt. He has to little round wet spots on his shirt... We both just ignored it.
    Fell in the shoes several times , knocked over more drinks then I can count. Kicked a guy in the head by accident.... the lise goes on and on...

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    Mine isn't too bad..I'm sure i'll be able to add something more horrifying later on..but

    My first night of dancing, I ate shit not once, not twice, not three times...but four times in front of the crowd in that one night.

    The dj sat there laughing his ass off.
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    Once, I almost kicked a guy square in the face in a private dance, trying to do that thing where you flip up into his lap. And when I say "almost," I mean he did some matrix-style ducking when he saw my 6.5" plastic heel come soaring up at him out of nowhere. I haven't really done that move much since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Once, I almost kicked a guy square in the face in a private dance, trying to do that thing where you flip up into his lap. And when I say "almost," I mean he did some matrix-style ducking when he saw my 6.5" plastic heel come soaring up at him out of nowhere. I haven't really done that move much since then.
    My friend and I were doing a private dance for a regular of ours and she was teaching me that trick, I flipped on the guys lap and let out the loudest stinkiest fart right in his face. Thank god he had a sense of humor we just switched areas and kept on dancing.
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    lmao @ alexis!!!!!!!

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    I bled like crazy during a lap dance. Thank God I was done, but when i got to the bathroom, I was a mess and it was starting to drip on the inside of one of my thighs!

    I went back to chat with my custy, I looked down at his pants and they had a little stain on his pant leg Luckily, it was so dark he never noticed. (I hope he didn't get in trouble with his SO).
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    all of the blood on the pant leg stories remind me of superbad!

    i can't remember if i've posted this here or not, but the most embarrassing thing to happen to me at work happened my very first night, my very first time on stage.

    i work in a thong/pasties club (as all the ones in my state are, that i'm aware of) and my first time on stage, my thong slipped to the side and revealed my pussy. i had no idea until the door girl came up to the stage and yelled at me that i couldn't show it. it was an accident! i covered back up, supremely mortified, and to this day, there's one guy that comes in all the time who happened to be there when it happened, and he's still trying to get me to show it to him again. TWO YEARS LATER.
    "If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Once, I almost kicked a guy square in the face in a private dance, trying to do that thing where you flip up into his lap. And when I say "almost," I mean he did some matrix-style ducking when he saw my 6.5" plastic heel come soaring up at him out of nowhere. I haven't really done that move much since then.
    LOL, once I did a big kick on stage and my shoe strap broke, I had to take the other 1 off and carry on and at the end the men clapped.
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    i've started my period on stage. twice. never on a customer (thank god). both times on stage, i noticed before anyone else. but, it was still embarrassing because the first time i just left the stage and the second time (it was really slow) i just stayed toward the back of the stage during my last song (when it happened) dancing with my legs close together.. all while giving the dj the "holy fuck please cut the song now" face.

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    I cut my knee open on stage. I didn't even realize it until I felt something wet on my leg. I thought it was somebody's drink or something til I looked down and realized I was covered in blood.

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    Default Re: Most embarrassing thing that has happened to you at work?

    1 Okay so here is mine: Like a couple weeks after I started dancing, I discovered I could climb the two-story pole. Well I was on stage with a big crowd, tipping well and kinda let the mood hype me. So I climb to the top and fall into a split, underestimating how much speed I'd picked...SLAM right into the split. I was literally praying I could get up,
    I hit so hard one guy asked of I was ok LOL! My hip hurt for a week!

    2. So I can't remember faces to save my life (that sucks in it self as a stripper). Well my BF has a cousin that I don't get a long with ( only seen him 1x) and none of his family new I strip. So these two guys are regulars of my BFF and I for months...

    Fast foward; We go to a funeral and my regular is there, even worse he comes up to my BF's mom and gives her a hug!!! Turns out he's the first cousin of my BF. To my knowledge he never said anything. Boy am I glad I don't do extra's



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    Speaking of periods...

    There's a DISGUSTING girl that works at my club. Well, she was working there when I started, then she left and started doing private parties, then went to another club in the area that is fully nude and notorious for the dancers fucking the guys in the private dances (for FREE, which I have even more of a problem with than if they were prostitutes), and then that place had "too many rules," so now she's back.

    Anyways, there's a story about her. She got onstage for her set and started her period really bad right at the beginning. Like, blood dripping down her legs and splattering on the floor. And she just does this whole "*giggle* oops!" thing...AND KEPT DANCING FOR THE WHOLE TWO SONGS. It was like a Monday night, so there wasn't any logical reason she couldn't have stopped the set early. There were like two guys in the place, both at the stage, and she's doing all the moves in front of them, shoving her bloodstained crotch in their face, totally aware that she's bleeding everywhere, but not seeming to think it's a problem. Thinking it's CUTE. And didn't even wipe up her fucking blood after her set.

    Fucking DISGUSTING.

    And now I'm paranoid. I wear almost all white, and I am TERRIFIED of bleeding through any of my g-strings even a little bit. I won't even work on the first like 3 days of my period when it's the heaviest.

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    ^ That is so gross. I can't even believe it happened.

    The worst so far for me has been dropping to the floor after a pole trick and not realizing my thong shifted ( topless club).
    It was only half way over my pink bits and I discovered this when I pulled my ankle up to form a v ( you know the floor move I'm talking about ) . I felt a draft where there should be a draft , closed by legs, adjusted, and moved on. The funny thing is ....I think it was only another dancer who noticed . The customers were talking to each other and not watching closely , but she was sitting there with a panicked look in her eyes and motioning with her eyes downward so I'd know.

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    I attempted a move that required the customer to sit very still. Basically I was trying to do a head stand in his lap from the stage. I told him to hold still, but he moved back and I fell off the stage backwards on my head. It was about a 2.5 foot drop to the floor, so not all that far, but I had momentum going to bring my legs into the air.

    It hurt, I saw stars, but was so embarrassed! I used to do that move all the time. I never did it again after that time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure View Post
    I got my outfit on and went out on the floor...started to do a dance and looked in the mirror on the wall and saw that I didnt put a g on. I still had on my ugly granny panties that I cam in with on!
    I've done that before!!!! I didn't have a customer waiting, but I was trying to check in before a certain time to get cheap house fee. I had a little skirt on, went down to do some floor work and looked down at my crotch, was like whoah shit!!! I left my real underwear on! I still don;t know if anyone actually noticed but I had to do two more stages after that.....no one got too good of a show for those last two songs....

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    ^ Good thing I don't wear underwear to work. (What? It's not healthy!)

    Haven't had anything too embarrassing yet. Being clumsy, having trouble taking stuff off, pole tricks not workin out too well. Give me an other week, and I may have something noteworthy. Wait, I go on the rag next week. PERFECT! Lol. Oh, and I've had my nipple pop out while talking to a custy. A creepy one at that (who asked every girl in the club to come home with him and got thrown out of a VIP dance- paid for a whole hour O_o).
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    It's a friday night at around 11 pm. All these very cute young guys (broke*) are sitting at the tip rail. I went to the bathroom to pee right before I had to go on stage.

    I go on stage...

    I usually dance for about 40 seconds around the pole before I get on the floor... I notice that some guys are laughing, whispering...I get extremely uncomfortable, trying to figure out what the fuck they are talking about and how rude they're being, all while still tying to be sexy...
    I finally lay down and put my legs on the air....

    a 20 inch (or something like that) piece of toilet paper is stuck to my shoe! as soon as I notice i take off! Now I hear laughs!

    I feel my face hot as a pot of boiling water!

    the longest set in the history of my dancing career! I stayed in the dressing room for about 30 minutes! changed my outfit, my hair do, trying to not be recognized! so fricking embarrassing!

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    On my first night, during my first table dance, I get my bra strap (yes a bra, I know-newbie) caught in my metal spiral bangle, coudnt work out how to unwind it for shit. Customer said it was the longest table dance he ever had.

    Same night, I saw another dancer kick off her dress with her shoe and catch it, so I tried. Missed catching it and watched it land in a beer puddle on the floor. It was a white dress.
    On the upside I was allowed to change into my fantasy outfit an hour early so banked on that

    Same week, but not the same night, I put my thong back on the wrong way round- with the gusset round one hip (it was dark!), I didnt realise and did 2 pole sets, walked around for 10 mins before I got my next dance and only realised then.
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    I was on stage and doing floor work. I managed to kick off one of my shoes, which hit a custie right under the eye. He was a good sport... Brought it back to stage and told me "I think you lost this". He had blood going down his whole face! Whooops.

    My sis had a good one... We were working together one night, and the guy that was hanging out with us wanted her to tip a girl on stage. So she goes up to the stage and the girl was doing pole work. She managed to get hit by the other dancers heel right under her eye. Had a shiner for 2 weeks. Twas funny.

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    this is a gross one, but i was on my first day of my period. back then i used to use tampons and i dont now because i have to change them every hour or so, even the super absorbency ones!

    so i was doing a dance (nude, no contact table dance) and look down and crap! my tampon has leaked!!! after having it in for 45 minutes!!! the good thing? i have a piercing down there (well-healed, but this line worked) so i told the guy, 'oh my god! my new piercing is bleeding!' since they noticed the bleeding during the dance!!! (i wasnt leaking that bad) they believed my excuse. they paid me well and one guy offered to get me ice. i was so embarrased, but at least i had that excuse!

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    Heh, I'll remember that. This will be my first week dancing on the rag. VCH, so it may not work as well, especially since there's no alcohol at my club (but customers there seem to be pretty stupid without it.)

    Edit: Friday, during my set, I got my shoe stuck between the tiprail and a metal bar. Took a good ten seconds to get it out.
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    Last night I was on stage, and I kicked my underwear off toward the back of the stage so that nobody would see that they had a giant period stain on them. I gather all my clothes at the end of my set, and when i get backstage, I realize that my underwear is missing! I look all over, ask customers, ask dancers, one of the waitresess helped me look for 'em, still couldnt find my freaking underwear. So im convinced that somone took them......gross

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