he'd screw his ex girlfriend




he'd screw his ex girlfriend
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.




new house where he lived
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.




of loving her forever but
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.




just wanted to have sex
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.





the sex was never good




oh but it was, really...
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.





only on midsummers eve night




in a church in Vegas
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.





a gnome the bridesmaid was


Shania Twain. Her dress tore





hip to heel revealing horrendous


scars from her sex change


operation. Everyone said she was





doubtlessly made for talk radio.


So she co-hosted a show


with O'Reilly and Keith Oberman.




Leno and Letterman were furious..
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"





While Conan shared his millions
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