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    So here we go...if you could have a crazy X-men type power, what would you like for your super power to be? walking through walls, disappearing? the ability to create fire? to fly? to change shapes? anything you want...if you had a choice what would ya pick? nope, they do not have to be powers portrayed by the X-men...so let's get some creative, funny, weird, and even silly answers going!


    i would love to be able to teleport. or be telekenetic.

    fun and convienent haha

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    I'd like insane attraction powers. Like, the power that a hot chick has over men...I'd like that for women. They would all be insanely attracted to me and want to pay me for kinky sex. And that would be my career from now on, having wild, freaky sex with hot chicks for big money.
    Yesssssss.

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    The power to understand and speak all languages. Also it'd be great to have a bullshit detector. I'm very gullible so that would come it very handy. Cheers,Harlow PS Miss Mays,kudos on the cool question!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlow View Post
    The power to understand and speak all languages. Also it'd be great to have a bullshit detector. I'm very gullible so that would come it very handy. Cheers,Harlow PS Miss Mays,kudos on the cool question!!!


    oooo good ones! lol-ing at the bullshit detector, damn if i wouldnt use that power on a daily basis! and the 'language' power would be awesome-i was actually thinking the same thing!

    glad you like the thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    I'd like insane attraction powers. Like, the power that a hot chick has over men...I'd like that for women. They would all be insanely attracted to me and want to pay me for kinky sex. And that would be my career from now on, having wild, freaky sex with hot chicks for big money.
    Yesssssss.

    teeheehee it's called a va-jay-jay...

    i like that...keep on hypnotizing the ladies HB! hmmm i think i want that power too now!

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    invisibility with teleportation powers is the best

    I could get in deals that only the super-rich know about; I could find out if a woman is attracted to me; I could listen to concerts free and get there FAST; I could escape shoveling out the car; I could check prices/availiability without listening to inane store clerks; etc.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    See through vision. Telekinesis would be pretty badass too though. I would be like, walking through the grocery store and stuff would just fly into my cart while I'm walking by. I would definitely play jokes on people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missmays1983 View Post
    teeheehee it's called a va-jay-jay...

    i like that...keep on hypnotizing the ladies HB! hmmm i think i want that power too now!
    Yeah, super va-jay-jay power! That's it LOL

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    I'd shit diamonds and gold.
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    I'd like the ability to know exactly what people are thinking and how to convince them of things, regardless of how close or far away they are.
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    The ability to teleport myself anywhere. I'd put myself on the beach.... right now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    I'd shit diamonds and gold.

    cha-ching!

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    Quote Originally Posted by missmays1983 View Post
    So here we go...if you could have a crazy X-men type power, what would you like for your super power to be?
    The ability to hear other's thoughts and effect/change them.

    Think Greg Grunberg's character in "Heroes".
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    I'd shit diamonds and gold.
    Owww!!

    I'd want the ability to turn stuff into diamonds and gold.

    I want these at work:
    I'd want hands that attracted wallets like a magnet. Along with hypnotizing powers that allowed me to take whatever I wanted with no complaints. Heh heh heh....

    I'd also want an in invisible third arm. So when a guy tries groping at me I can just swat him with it. "What? You were looking right at me, I don't know what you are talking about..."

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    I would want to be able to teleport and be able to make people do anything I asked (like give me money, cars, houses, etc.).

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    I'd love to be a walking kama sutra!

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    They power of conviction. Ala, I could say anything, and people would believe me.

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    You know with those powers comes enormous responsibility.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    ^^^teeheehee!
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    last thing I'd want is moderator's powers on SW.
    Fiat justitia, pereat mundus.


    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Id like to be invisable. To hear what people say when Im not about, to travel for free. Also to find out what my dogs get up to when Im out.


    Although finding the bin in shreds when I came back last nite kinda gave me a clue about what Missi may have been up to when I was out.
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    I'd like to control minds.


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    Ooh, control minds would b good no matter where u are at.

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    Control of light. Could sunburn you, blast you with a laser, bend it to be invisible, travel at its speed. There's other things you could do with it, but that's the gist of it.
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