"If Strippers Ruled the World"...

[missmays1983]

let's have some fun. let's have a laugh and blow off some steam...this is meant all in good fun, but serious answers welcome also...so here we go...


finish the sentence.

"If Strippers ruled the world..."

[ArmySGT.]

let's have some fun. let's have a laugh and blow off some steam...


finish the sentence.

"If Strippers ruled the world..."

Business hours would be 5pm to 9 am.

[AkashaM]

Health insurance would cover cosmetic surgery!

[MissAlethea]

That guy at the bar would have to pay you to keep talking to you.
All stores would be 24-hour.

[missmays1983]

im sure manners and etiquette would be held in a higher esteem as well and nudity as art and entertainment would be more widely appreciated.

[pixierocksonthepole]

Pole dancing would be an Olympic sport and the most popular and difficult.

[Winged Dinghy]

Judgmental housewives wouldn't be allowed in pole-dancing class.

[Lucifer911]

men would be constantly broke
sorry had to get that comment in there

and ummm the main advantages would be:

1) there would be better looking people around because people would be conscious of the way they look instead of hiding behind an eskimo suit
2) there would be better sexual partners out there *wink wink*
3) there would be less prudent uptight judgemental mfkers
4) and there would be better parties and more places to have fun at

[Naida]

No heel would be less than 5" tall lol

[Naida]

Ooh, and a note from my Marine friend, Marcus- "I'd be a damned happy man!" and "We'd be too broke to fund wars" lol

There just might be a kernel of logic in that second one!

[missmays1983]

^ lol luv that one!

[sexy_celeste]

males would become gentlemen again, treating ladies with respect, and appreciating their time.

there would be a greater freedom with our bodies, as casual nudity would become commonplace. (I know Im a shocker in the gym changerooms, I wander around nakie, rather than wrapped in a towel before getting changed in the cubicle.

[Paris]

Las Vegas would be the new home to the UN.

[verfolgung]

Pole dancing would be an Olympic sport and the most popular and difficult.

Track and field events would be performed in heals

[verfolgung]

Four years of dancing would be worth a dual degree in business and comminications.

[angelicat]

^^^ Hahahaha. If only...

[verfolgung]

Baby wipes would be commonly found in bathrooms just like TP.

[verfolgung]

BA's would be covered by health insurance and be tax deductible

[Naida]

^^^ BAs AND lifts, for those of us who already have big enough "assets" lol

[ArmySGT.]

Height wouldn't be a dating issue since women would all be in 6 inch platforms anyway.

[pixierocksonthepole]

Baby wipes would be commonly found in bathrooms just like TP.

They should be already lol. They clean better.

[pixierocksonthepole]

Men in speedos would be the least of your worries for your child to see.

[verfolgung]

Clothing stores would have changing rooms with black lights


Heath insurance would allow you to appoint a plastic surgeon as your PCP


Marijuana would be legalized, while baby oil would become a banned substance

[mitsmash]

The stocks would be reintroduced for bad tippers, to be displayed outside of clubs as a warning to others.


As government officials, strippers would receive second incomes at taxpayer expense.

[nina888]

Not paying for dances (aka walking out on paying) would warrant immediate arrest and possible jail time (its stealing!!)