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    Default "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    let's have some fun. let's have a laugh and blow off some steam...this is meant all in good fun, but serious answers welcome also...so here we go...


    finish the sentence.

    "If Strippers ruled the world..."


    Last edited by missmays1983; 02-16-2009 at 06:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by missmays1983 View Post
    let's have some fun. let's have a laugh and blow off some steam...


    finish the sentence.

    "If Strippers ruled the world..."


    Business hours would be 5pm to 9 am.

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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    Health insurance would cover cosmetic surgery!
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    That guy at the bar would have to pay you to keep talking to you.
    All stores would be 24-hour.
    Haikus are easy,
    But sometimes they don't make sense:
    Refrigerator.


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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    im sure manners and etiquette would be held in a higher esteem as well and nudity as art and entertainment would be more widely appreciated.
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    Pole dancing would be an Olympic sport and the most popular and difficult.





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    Judgmental housewives wouldn't be allowed in pole-dancing class.

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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    men would be constantly broke
    sorry had to get that comment in there

    and ummm the main advantages would be:

    1) there would be better looking people around because people would be conscious of the way they look instead of hiding behind an eskimo suit
    2) there would be better sexual partners out there *wink wink*
    3) there would be less prudent uptight judgemental mfkers
    4) and there would be better parties and more places to have fun at

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    No heel would be less than 5" tall lol
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    Ooh, and a note from my Marine friend, Marcus- "I'd be a damned happy man!" and "We'd be too broke to fund wars" lol

    There just might be a kernel of logic in that second one!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    ^ lol luv that one!
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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    males would become gentlemen again, treating ladies with respect, and appreciating their time.

    there would be a greater freedom with our bodies, as casual nudity would become commonplace. (I know Im a shocker in the gym changerooms, I wander around nakie, rather than wrapped in a towel before getting changed in the cubicle.
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
    you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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    Las Vegas would be the new home to the UN.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pixierocksonthepole View Post
    Pole dancing would be an Olympic sport and the most popular and difficult.

    Track and field events would be performed in heals

    Last edited by verfolgung; 02-25-2009 at 07:15 PM.
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    Four years of dancing would be worth a dual degree in business and comminications.
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    ^^^ Hahahaha. If only...

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    Default Re: "If Strippers Ruled the World"...

    Baby wipes would be commonly found in bathrooms just like TP.
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    BA's would be covered by health insurance and be tax deductible
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    ^^^ BAs AND lifts, for those of us who already have big enough "assets" lol
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Height wouldn't be a dating issue since women would all be in 6 inch platforms anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    Baby wipes would be commonly found in bathrooms just like TP.
    They should be already lol. They clean better.





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    Men in speedos would be the least of your worries for your child to see.





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    Clothing stores would have changing rooms with black lights


    Heath insurance would allow you to appoint a plastic surgeon as your PCP


    Marijuana would be legalized, while baby oil would become a banned substance
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    The stocks would be reintroduced for bad tippers, to be displayed outside of clubs as a warning to others.


    As government officials, strippers would receive second incomes at taxpayer expense.

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    Not paying for dances (aka walking out on paying) would warrant immediate arrest and possible jail time (its stealing!!)

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