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    Do you ever daydream about what the absolute perdect night would be? Has it ever happened?


    I've only had one of my stripper fantasies come true a few years back and I remind myself that while I have to work and hustle hard these nights do happen and it could be any given night. There was an older guy sitting alone drinking champagne with no girl... A waitress said he had been turning down girls all night. Okay, I thought, typical asshole, sitting around with a bottle of champagne, a fancy cigar and not spending....but what the hell decided to try him anyway. Literally as soon as I introduced myself, he says in a haughty accent "my, you are beautiful, would you like to go to skybox with me for a few hours?" WHAT??? He said a few hours, straight away!! I asked how he even knew about the skyboxes, and he said another girl had given him a tour. He was nice, respectful, and rich (turned out he owned a cigar company) and stayed for 3 hours at 500$ an hour and tipped me and all other staff well..

    Whats better, he came back the next night!! I happened to be on stage when he walked in and I saw girls all over him and was like damn I have to do 3 stages....men do not have that long of an attention span. He's gonna think I'm not here and spend his money elsewhere but oh no! When I got done and walked over he politely asked the girls to leave and back to skybox we went for 4 hours!!
    Whatis your idea of a perfect night, and have you ever had one?

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    One night during Saratoga track season last summer, I did a table dance for a guy, and he handed me $400. I gave an Oscar-worthy performance of gracious acceptance and refused to let myself be like, "OH MY GOD, are you SERIOUS??!!" I was just like, "Oh, thank you very much." Then he basically paid me another $600 to sit with him in VIP for the next hour. It was incredible.

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    Wow those are both great stories! It gives me hope
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    I am, however, very concerned about hair syphillis. I can't seem to find any information about this horrible disease caused by high heels. Somebody please, help me out here before I catch it.

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    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn

    ten of my best stories will not beat either of those

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    My closest night to perfect: I went to work in a snowstorm, on a night when 5 girls total showed up, and maybe 10 guys came through the doors all night. I figured, "hey, you never know."

    At 12:30, when I was finally starting to get dejected and wonder why I thought this would be a good idea, a guy walks into the club with a bottle of wine, looked around at the other girls milling about, sat at my stage, handed me $20 and told me he'd like to go to VIP with me for a couple of hours as soon as I was down.

    He wanted a girl with hips and a face like mine to share his wine with and cuddle, pretty much. We had plenty to talk about, easily, and tipped me the cost of an extra hour at the end of the two we spent.

    The only thing that would have made it absolutely perfect would have been if he had showed up a couple of hours earlier. Driving home in all that snow was a pain.

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    $1000 night from stage work only. Used to happen pretty regularly until the club started allowing contact during lap dances...sigh.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Damn, i loved the first two stories, Makes me swoon with envy, and 1000 on just stage work. Damn..... <<.... >> I need to find me a new area lol

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    my perfect shift:
    get in the door on time, with a private dance customer waiting just for me.
    He tips me well.
    I make decent tips on my first stage of the night, then head to the peepshow room. I make $150 in coins for the night.
    Everytime I come out of the booth there is a custie waiting for me, and they all tip well. I end up averaging $200 an hour, just like when I first started.

    I still make $150 in coin for a shift, and Im doing decent in stage tips (made $80 in the lunchtime show last week, for 10 minutes of dancing) but I havent had 10 private dances in a shift since I came back to this club! (I did 7 on friday, but noone was tipping!)
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
    you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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    my perfect night would be a night where i made tons and tons and tons of money on stage, like $100 or more every set. then, when i got off stage and finished thanking everyone that tipped me, i'd have a customer sitting and waiting for me with food and a drink, who just wanted to tip me to talk all night. right before i left, he'd say, okay let's do a couple dances just for the hell of it, and i'd walk out with a couple grand and the promise that i'd see him again next week.
    "If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"

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    I was walking down from VIP one day and saw a guy just standing around looking lost. I figured what the hell, went and asked him if he was ok. He said he was, but he wanted to get a bottle and go to VIP with a girl and would I like to come. We ended up spending 5hrs up there, just talking and drinking.

    What made it even better was he came back in a week later and spent just as much doing the same thing.

    I love it when you have a guy who just wants to pay you to talk (long as he can accutally carry on a conversation - some of the guys who come into the club don't have a vocabulary consisting of more than five words).

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    That happened to you, or was that your fantasy?Awesome non-fantasy though.

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    Usually the best money nights are the ones I feel the grimiest from the next day. Good money = I had to put up with a lot of shit outside of my comfort zone. So my perfect night would be good money from zero contact at a club where no one smokes.

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    Nice, sounds awesome

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    I got to my old club one night at 10 pm. A VIP waitress that I worked with regularly told me about a guy that was already in a room with girls that she wanted me to meet. I go in the room, and the guy was sooo drunk and out of it. The other girls hour was up (they had been in there drinking for 3 hrs already) so they left. I was trying to talk to the guy who was falling asleep he was so wasted. After trying for about 10 minutes to get him to make any sense, I got up. He told me to stay, and the waitress came back and rang up an $1800 room for an hour. (Those were the good old days, thats what we charged!!) After he signed his credit card slip, he fell asleep. I sat in there for the whole hour doing nothing! I rubbed his back and just sat there. The waitress came back in another hour, he said he wanted to stay so she rang him up! This happened for three hours. At the end of the three hours he said he had to go home and thanked me for an awesome night.

    After funny money and tip outs, made $3480 and didn't dance a single song all night.

    BEST NIGHT EVER!

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    ^^^ Fabulous!!! That happened to me not too long ago, the guy was so wasted, he nestled up to my boob and went to sleep like a baby. Every 1/2 hour he would wake up, sign the tab, and say he wanted to stay another 1/2. 600$ easy!! I was happy he stayed sleepin cuz when he was awake he was quite a handful...worked out perfectly

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    Man, I wish we had that kind of by-the-hour stuff. At our club, VIP is just a little corner of the floor, with some curtain and two couches, and they buy it by the hour from the club. The girls have absolutely nothing to do with the transaction--they drift in and out of VIP, hoping to get dances from the guys in there, and hoping they might just be throwing money around. Usually, unless the guys are REALLY loaded and REALLY REALLY like you a lot, you don't make much. As far as money you're making just for transactions, not counting tips, a regular private dance would be an upsell from VIP. But it's hard to sell that, because the private dances are barely any better than the dances in VIP, and VIP dances aren't $25 a pop, plus tip--they're for tips only, just like table dances. I mean, I've had guys even buying dollar dances in VIP. It fucking sucks. And in NY, you CANNOT request a specific monetary amount, even if they ask, "how much should I tip you?" It's illegal, and if they're vice, they'll pop you for prostitution on the spot. I've seen it happen. You can only phrase it like, "Well, the average tip for a dance is $20-$30," or something like that. I really, really wish we had champagne rooms.

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