The other night I was giving a guy (probably late 20's) a table dance. It was kinda dead, but it was one of those nights when the tipping is unusually good. Anyways, I finish the dance and the guy pulls out a $5 and was like... "I don't have anything smaller...do you have change?" And I was like, "what?" I thought I didn't hear him right. And he says, "Change. Give me four back." And I just stood there for a second, dumbfounded. Then I just turned and walked away. I don't like freaking out on custies, cause even if I'm 100% in the right, other custies who might see it won't know the situation and probably think I'm some crazy bitch and are less likely to buy. And I knew I couldn't say shit to this guy without absolutely losing it. I've had plenty of guys tips $1 for dances, which sucks....but I've never had a guy ask for change so he could tip a buck.
So I just told the other girls about it, and he probably had a rather miserable time of it. I heard that a few other girls tried him out and got the same thing. And those girls didn't exactly keep quiet about it; they had no problem telling him off. And he stayed for the whole night, kept trying to get chicks to dance for him, and no one would do it.
Then I heard he tried to bargain with the bartender about how much to pay for a private dance; we charge $25, he was trying to buy it for $10, and told the bartender, "If you help me out, I'll throw an extra buck in there for you."
I was like, wtf?
Who does that?



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even asing for four back... Thats laughable. Follow what Paris said. Maybe he'll learn the errors of his way, or at least bring some change next time. Its funny, but damn, thats gotta suck happening. At least the other girls told him off



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