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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND


    Dear Tech Support ,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate.

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    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Babe!

    Tech Support


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    LOL I love it

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    LoL... That was funny. Loved the way that was written, and sometimes it is true that happens, but then again i dont have much experience in that field. But OMG, was that funny

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    Love it! I've seen the reverse of this where it's the husband writing in about the wife, but I think this one might be even funnier.
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    If the girlfriend didn't become a nagging bitch that cut off sex and stopped cooking when she became a wife, she wouldn't be having these problems. Ohh yeah, clean the kitchen. Womans fault. Next question please.
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    Wow... i can tell you're a male. Want everything about you, you're or the husband isnt the only one in the marriage. Still need to spoil the wifey a lil bit. She cant do everything

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Please install a "Sense of Humor". "Taking a Joke" might work, also.
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    Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness
    The note that began all can also destroy

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    Hahaha, yeah okay ill update on those.

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