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    Default What would YOU want to be reincarnated as?

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    Yeah, I'd like to be reincarnated as a 44DD brassiere.

    Speaking of being reincarnated, some people are saying that Chris Farley was reincarnated as a little girl. I didn't believe it either until I seen this:




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    Oh my god that picture is creepy!!!!!!!!

    thats a joke, right?

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    Default Re: What would YOU want to be reincarnated as?

    uhhh, rich
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    One of MY dogs, they are beyond spoiled.

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    a pampered house cat. ^_^





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    I'll add the limerick.

    It might be fun,
    It might be neat,
    to be a girls bicycle seat!

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    A hot guy, but keeping my own brain. My brain inside a hot guy's body...I would be unstoppable.

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    a big fat redwood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    I'll add the limerick.

    It might be fun,
    It might be neat,
    to be a girls bicycle seat!

    Are you sure about that? Heh.


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    Ick. I don't think I'd want to be a bra. I work at a Victoria's Secret and I have seen the worst of the worst in breasts. I've seen some boobs that would make a penis run and hide.

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    ^^^

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    Communications satellite. Can you hear me now? No? Too damn bad!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    I'll add the limerick.

    It might be fun,
    It might be neat,
    to be a girls bicycle seat!

    Important Operative word.

    Girls

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    Default Re: What would YOU want to be reincarnated as?

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Important Operative word.

    Girls

    Really? Didn't know you were into that sort of thing.


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