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    Default Suffering the morning after my first night...(But still exhilirated!)

    Finally did it!

    I found a nice topless gown club in my area with no pole work required (table dances instead) so I went for it (because, well, I have pole fear) and I'm stoked that I did.

    I went in at around 6:00 to audition, got to hang out and watch a few girls first, and was onstage by 7:00. I wasn't expecting to work that night, but the manager said I could stay on and I wasn't about to say no, I was having a blast and had already been asked for a private dance, all my nerves went out the window...

    ...Until my second set, that is, when I caught the strap of my dress in my heal and it snapped. Thank god for momma in the dressing room with the safety pins! Then, third or fourth set, I was on my back with my head laying over the edge of the table infront of a custy, and I knocked his drink on him, which was, you know, just fantastic. At least it gave me the oppurtunity to giggle and say "oops, I just got you all wet! and we weren't even in the private rooms *wink*...hope i can make it up to you later." Later, he bought his friend (bachelor) a shower show from me, and I couldn't care less if it was 'cause he actually liked me or if it was for irony's sake.

    By around 10:00 or 11:00 I wasn't stumbling in my heels anymore at least, though by 12:00 they were starting to blister. I walked out with $515 after tipping out the DJ, valet and car-walker person. (Side note, I didn't tip out the house mom, and she was such a help! I just forgot, thought of it on the way home -- Is that customary to tip her out?)


    Anyways, now it's the morning after and my knees feel like they got trampled by a herd of elephants after serving as a stage for a tap dancing troupe...I even have bruises on my spine, and god are my hammies and ass muscles sore. I read in other threads about arnica gel and bromelain, iron and vitamins and whatnot -- definitely going to go out by the the gel and supplements today. But now for the questionaire...

    ~What can I do to be more careful about bruising while I'm actually dancing? Any special tricks that save your knees and thighs?

    ~What are good conversation pieces? I mean, what's appropriate to ask and what should you just steer clear of...I've always been one of those shy, innocent-looking closet-freaks that tends to be more comfortable using my sexuality than conversating (This, I'm aware, is a personal problem, ha). You'd think that shouldn't be a problem at a stripclub, but we get a lot of upscale clientele that will pay good $$$$$$ just to buy an hour of conversation/alone time in the steak house, and a few dances inbetween at the regular rate, so I feel like its important to know what sort of knowledge will make them cream their pants and what is totally taboo to talk about. Tips/personal experiences/stories would really help me here




    ~Another thing -- A few obnoxious repeat questions/comments I got throughout the night fell along the lines of:
    • "You're too _____ (sweet/nice/beautiful/innocent/intelligent) to be here, I want to get you out of this."
    • "If you don't mind me asking...why do you do this?"
    • "So what's your real name?"
    • "Let me get your phone number..."
    • "Are you bisexual/a lesbian?"

    I'm sure you've all heard 'em--How do you answer them though, or with the first one at least steer the subject away. I told the guy who asked for my number that I just wasn't allowed and didn't feel comfortable breaking rules on the first night, which was total B.S. (I think) and it got me out of the situation but it also lost me someone who was spending good money...The last question I thought was odd, I heard it at least 3 times, and I only found it odd because I am "bisexual" (I don't really like titles, but in the past 3 years I've dated more women than men--though still both, so I guess its accurate.) Does anyone get that question alot or do I exude something that I'm unaware of? Lol
    I know this is super long, but tips and feedback are appreciated ladies Thanks!

    Holli

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    Default Re: Suffering the morning after my first night...(But still exhilirated!)

    I'm suffering from a wicked hangover so bear with me hun.

    The more you dance, your body will get used to it and the bruises will stop after while. When you get home from the club, take some Tylenol or ibuprofen and soak in the tub for a good bit.

    When you get back to the club, the first thing you should do is run and tip Momma! Always take care of Momma, she takes care of you. I've never dealt with a house mom but that's what I would do.

    Conversation. I always ask their name, what they do, if they were from out of town, and go from there. I think I suck at small talk but it seems to work.

    As for the comments, I'm posting what I generally say. Most of the time I figure out a way to answer it as funny but not actually giving them an answer.

    * "You're too _____ (sweet/nice/beautiful/innocent/intelligent) to be here, I want to get you out of this." Aw, your too sweet. Then I giggle and switch the topic
    * "If you don't mind me asking...why do you do this?" I still get this and I am honest about this one. I tell them I don't get paid to dance around naked at home, so I come here and I have a blast!
    * "So what's your real name?" I tell them Gemini is my real name, my parents were hippies, they went to Woodstock and I have a sister named Sunshine. All untrue.
    * "Let me get your phone number..." Sorry hun, I can't, it's against club policies but you can always visit me here. I never lie about that one.
    * "Are you bisexual/a lesbian?" lol I have fun with this. I rarely get asked this anymore and I am a smart ass about it. I tell them I am tri-sexual. I'll try anything once!


    Congrats on your first night, I hope you continue to do that well!

    I'm going to go crawl back under my rock now.


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    All I'll add is that as far as the phone numbers are concerned, if they really insist, give them the club's number and tell them they can reach you there.

    For the house mom, if she's not there to tip the next time you work, leave her tip with the manager in a sealed envelope. I've done this a million times with DJ's and bouncers. Then the next time you see her, ask her if she got it so she knows it was you.

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    What a great first night! Congrats!

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    Thanks Gemini, those responses were great -- I'll definitely be using the dancing around naked at home line As for the sister named Sunshine...I actually DO have a sister whose middle name is Sunshine, for the record!

    I took a bath in some epsom salt and no more soreness -- I NEVER work out my legs when I work out, they're the one part on my body that don't get fat ever (unforutnately same goes for my ass) so they were sort of shocked at the over-exertion. Poor little chicken legs of mine.

    Go nurse that hangover sugar, Milkthistle's great for those, if you've never had/heard of it its just an herbal supplement you can get at pretty much any grocery store that stabilizes your liver, best to take it with a glass of water before bed if you can remember and it helps even ME, the self-procclaimed hangover queen!

    SpeakngEZ--Thanks for that, I'm pretty sure she'll be there but I'll bring an envelope just incase she's not -- I would've been lost without her last night, lol. Er, or, more lost.


    When it comes to tipping everyone out though...Plus house fee...By the end you're -$120 or more...How can I be as stingy as possible and still be generous? (That's so not an oxymoron)

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    Thanks Carmen I'm pretty happy with my beginner's luck...Wayy better than working a 9-5 for a paycheck that's less than that every 2 weeks!

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    Congrats on the rocking the club,wild woman! Don't be so modest-sounds like you don't need advice,you could probably give some . Ha! Some woman are just natural at being PROFESSIONAL BEAUTIES.(Look up Lily Langtree,no she wasn't a pro!)Only thing I'd add is don't get bummed if every night isn't amazing,but you're doing things right,you just need the right crowd. Keep rockin'!!! Harlow
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortune33 View Post

    ~What are good conversation pieces? I mean, what's appropriate to ask and what should you just steer clear of...I've always been one of those shy, innocent-looking closet-freaks that tends to be more comfortable using my sexuality than conversating (This, I'm aware, is a personal problem, ha). You'd think that shouldn't be a problem at a stripclub, but we get a lot of upscale clientele that will pay good $$$$$$ just to buy an hour of conversation/alone time in the steak house, and a few dances inbetween at the regular rate, so I feel like its important to know what sort of knowledge will make them cream their pants and what is totally taboo to talk about. Tips/personal experiences/stories would really help me here

    ~Another thing -- A few obnoxious repeat questions/comments I got throughout the night fell along the lines of:
    • "You're too _____ (sweet/nice/beautiful/innocent/intelligent) to be here, I want to get you out of this."
    • "If you don't mind me asking...why do you do this?"
    • "So what's your real name?"
    • "Let me get your phone number..."
    • "Are you bisexual/a lesbian?"

    With upscale senior clientele it can be good to know about world affairs. Some of them really appreciate it if they can have 'a nude girl with brains'. Then again some of them might enjoy talking about family life or traveling. I've found that my knowledge in music (esp. the 60's-70's stuff) can be valuable; once I didn't even have to finish my dance because he got so excited about the fact that I knew/was a fan of James Brown's, so he liked me 'too much' to have me completely naked

    "Are you bisexual/a lesbian?"
    "I might be, I just haven't met the right girl yet."

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