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    i'm not huge on dancing to hip hop, but i really want to dance to "suck my dick" by lil kim.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OayaK7oikIg (homemade video, but it's got the song...it's pretty crude and such)
    totally not gonna ever be allowed to do that. and if i could, i imagine it wouldn't be great for business.

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    Ooh I love that track!! It actually works really well for Pole.

    Years ago, for some reason I wanted to dance to Red Neck Ho by ICP, Im SSSOOOO glad I never did, what was I thinking????
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    at our club almost everything goes after 10pm and especially on busy weekends.... we all dance to some naughty naughty songs.... it's more fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nola manager View Post
    If it is something you really want to dance to, but you think it will thin the crowd, ask your manager or DJ to make you the last entertainer of the evening and it shouldn't be a problem

    Hahaha! Anything to empty the club at doors close huh?
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    we have a girl that plays either doof-doof dance/trance music or britney spears- and dances like shes a back up dancer!
    Worst thing is if your club 'shares' music, and the stage music is what the lapdancers have to use.
    I had to dance to "three little pigs" by green jelly one day :-((((
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    LOL, I actually love dancing to Three Little Pigs,
    One of my favorite songs to dance to but my old manager wouldn't let me use anymore, because its hateful, was Die Motherf***er Die by Dope

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    I actually love dancing to Gogol Bordello, and did back home, but my new club manager reaaaaally hates it. It's very fast, fun, bonfire music. Lots of fiddles and accordions.

    Here's one I used to dance to!

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    I have always wanted to dance to "Queer" by Garbage. I just think it would be weird, with the lyrics and everything....?

    Also I am dying to dance to some Cramps but it would never go over well in my club. I have a hard enough time with some of the metal and industrial I play.

    Rock girl in hip-hop club = Having to be really careful all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeakngEZ View Post
    I actually love dancing to Gogol Bordello, and did back home, but my new club manager reaaaaally hates it. It's very fast, fun, bonfire music. Lots of fiddles and accordions.

    Here's one I used to dance to! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8lYA3zWgU
    omg. gogol bordello?!?!?!

    i've been thinking of trying to get my cool dj to play me some of firewater's chiller stuff. but even then. (part of gogol bordello used to be part of firewater, they've got related sounds)
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    people shouldn't dance to that song sex by lyfe jennings oh my no!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    I have always wanted to dance to "Queer" by Garbage. I just think it would be weird, with the lyrics and everything....?


    That's one of my faves to dance to. But it's only allowed on slow nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    I have always wanted to dance to "Queer" by Garbage. I just think it would be weird, with the lyrics and everything....?

    Also I am dying to dance to some Cramps but it would never go over well in my club. I have a hard enough time with some of the metal and industrial I play.

    Rock girl in hip-hop club = Having to be really careful all the time

    oh shit you know who gogol bordello is, yay!

    The Cramps seem like theyd be fun to dance to, especially "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns"

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    have you heard richard cheese's cover of "down with the sickness"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BonsoirBella View Post
    Wristcutters was a great movie...
    Tom Waits is crazy.
    Oh that's something someone should dance to, tom waits!

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    Pussy control by prince. I danced to this once at another club but I'm not allowed to at my current one . I guess its too dirty...

    Ive danced to some wierd stuff though. When its really slow we play silly music. Ive danced to hanson, tenacious D, and weird al. If you look like you are having fun wiht it and entertain the crowd in the process they will actually appreciate it. One guy thought it was hilarious that i danced to white and nerdy (and made it look sexy).

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    Hahaha I danced to that song the other day! It was pretty fun.

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    One of my favorite songs to dance to but my old manager wouldn't let me use anymore, because its hateful, was Die Motherf***er Die by Dope
    Hahaha I danced to this song the other day. It was pretty fun.

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    Just about anything from my own music selection, really. I had quite a pole routine I put together around this song, but I know it (the song) would never fly at the club:

    https://youtu.be/9Q-xg5KdKSA

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