so im curious to know how you girls deal with a customer that smells like the bottom of a cesspit. i mean, does money not matter after a certain point?



so im curious to know how you girls deal with a customer that smells like the bottom of a cesspit. i mean, does money not matter after a certain point?




well, im there for the money so no, i dont care. though i might spend a majority of the time facing away from him and i would take swallow breaths, probably through my mouth. of course immediately after i will probably run to the dressing room to spray myself down with body spray.

air dancebut only if im desperate for money


Yeah, sometimes, money doesn't even help. There is only so much my poor nose can handle! Slight BO is bearable, but they do get the inevitable airdance.
Lol, ditto on the air dance thing. With my back to them the whole time. No matter how good they tip. Especially if it's that rotten beer-breath bad BO combination. *shudder*
Ick, that reminds me of this time when a blind guy wanted a dance....but he REEKED to high heaven. His breath, his body, everything. I told him I had a stage set to do & I'd find him after (which was true). Can't say I was too disappointed when I saw another girl giving him a dance.
But I'd probably just do air dances like everyone else mentioned...and breathe through my mouth!![]()


I chew gum usually, or suck on a cough drop. I used to keep either or both in my "stage" purse. Every now and then being the girl that's nicest to the guy will get you a couple crisp $100s.
~K




Sometimes it's tough because they may not smell from a couple of feet away then when you get up close in the VIP...gag.
Doesn't happen all that often but yeah, air dance when I'm facing them and fresh air when my backside is to them.![]()



if you're doing this for the sake of the customer too, then as a customer i appreciate your mindfulness. i once had a dancer sit on my lap as soon as i entered the club and asked if i wanted to play with her pussy
...all the while her breathe smelled like a pussy
. i really felt embarrassed for her. seriously i dont know how the dancers do it, getting all close to stank ass dudes. made me appreciate their job a bit more.
"If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"



ruby, im soo slick i glide when i walk
lol, anyway i wasnt bragging about anything. that was hardcore SS at its finest. i bet she does that with any dude that walks in the door. i was merely relating to dancers that have smelly customers and how it made me appreciate their job a bit more.
i will brag about this, i smell so damn good that if i ever walked in your club YOU would pay me to sit next to you...lol...right back atcha![]()





I know a dancer that has no sense of smell.
That's a real disadvantage outside of work as she relies on her bf to tell her whether her food is fresh or whether she's put on too much perfume.
OTH, I can see that having no sense of smell might have advantages at work....
Phil.





I guess I know why the clubs would let that person in. The manager doesn't have to dance with that stinker. And other customers can move away.
I might make some subtle kind of gesture, say "wheeew!" and move away. But those kind seem never to take a hint.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
my personal approach towards this situation is just to barf on them. repeatedly, and violently, sometimes while spinning my head round and round for added effect.
"If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"
NOTE TO ALL CUSTOMERS WITH BEARDS:
Hair traps odors. The longer your beard, the more funk potential it has. It is absolutely imperative that you
- WASH YOUR BEARD with shampoo when you're in the shower
- CHECK FOR FOOD PARTICLES each and every time you eat
- DON'T SMOKE, or at least cut back as much as you can, and SWEEP OUT ASHES from cigs
- CONSIDER COLOGNE OR DEODORANT SPRAY if your beard is very wooly
I can not tell you how many guys seem not to know this. I have a natural gravitation towards regulars with beards, so I've seen some of the best and the worst on the planet (in terms of hygiene).
The worst offender of all had an Amish-style monstrosity halfway to his nipples. He was a very large man who sweated a lot. After a meal, his beard read like a menu. Chain smoking didn't help the situation.
However, even small beards can trap BO if you don't take caution.
Please, for the love of ear-nuzzling, keep your beard a hospitable place.

[Derogatory anecdote removed because I can be an asshole at times.]
But back on topic, if my breath is rotten because I've had a few drinks please tell me and offer me a mint or something. I'm happy to do practically anything that makes your life easier if it means I get more bang for my buck.
Last edited by CuriousB; 05-04-2009 at 10:44 AM.
Wow, that was an impressive string of thoughts and emotions and life and everthing inbetween. And not 'cos I just smoked a joint.![]()
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