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    Default customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    so im curious to know how you girls deal with a customer that smells like the bottom of a cesspit . i mean, does money not matter after a certain point?

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    well, im there for the money so no, i dont care. though i might spend a majority of the time facing away from him and i would take swallow breaths, probably through my mouth. of course immediately after i will probably run to the dressing room to spray myself down with body spray.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    air dance but only if im desperate for money

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Yeah, sometimes, money doesn't even help. There is only so much my poor nose can handle! Slight BO is bearable, but they do get the inevitable airdance.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Lol, ditto on the air dance thing. With my back to them the whole time. No matter how good they tip. Especially if it's that rotten beer-breath bad BO combination. *shudder*

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Ick, that reminds me of this time when a blind guy wanted a dance....but he REEKED to high heaven. His breath, his body, everything. I told him I had a stage set to do & I'd find him after (which was true). Can't say I was too disappointed when I saw another girl giving him a dance.
    But I'd probably just do air dances like everyone else mentioned...and breathe through my mouth!

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    I chew gum usually, or suck on a cough drop. I used to keep either or both in my "stage" purse. Every now and then being the girl that's nicest to the guy will get you a couple crisp $100s.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Sometimes it's tough because they may not smell from a couple of feet away then when you get up close in the VIP...gag.

    Doesn't happen all that often but yeah, air dance when I'm facing them and fresh air when my backside is to them.




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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaelyria View Post
    I chew gum usually, or suck on a cough drop. I used to keep either or both in my "stage" purse.
    if you're doing this for the sake of the customer too, then as a customer i appreciate your mindfulness . i once had a dancer sit on my lap as soon as i entered the club and asked if i wanted to play with her pussy ...all the while her breathe smelled like a pussy . i really felt embarrassed for her. seriously i dont know how the dancers do it, getting all close to stank ass dudes. made me appreciate their job a bit more.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    if you're doing this for the sake of the customer too, then as a customer i appreciate your mindfulness . i once had a dancer sit on my lap as soon as i entered the club and asked if i wanted to play with her pussy ...all the while her breathe smelled like a pussy . i really felt embarrassed for her. seriously i dont know how the dancers do it, getting all close to stank ass dudes. made me appreciate their job a bit more.
    how does that relate to the point of the story? hidden bragging? not so slick.
    "If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby Ruckus View Post
    how does that relate to the point of the story? hidden bragging? not so slick.
    ruby, im soo slick i glide when i walk

    lol , anyway i wasnt bragging about anything. that was hardcore SS at its finest. i bet she does that with any dude that walks in the door. i was merely relating to dancers that have smelly customers and how it made me appreciate their job a bit more.

    i will brag about this, i smell so damn good that if i ever walked in your club YOU would pay me to sit next to you...lol...right back atcha

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    I know a dancer that has no sense of smell.

    That's a real disadvantage outside of work as she relies on her bf to tell her whether her food is fresh or whether she's put on too much perfume.

    OTH, I can see that having no sense of smell might have advantages at work....

    Phil.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    I guess I know why the clubs would let that person in. The manager doesn't have to dance with that stinker. And other customers can move away.

    I might make some subtle kind of gesture, say "wheeew!" and move away. But those kind seem never to take a hint.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    my personal approach towards this situation is just to barf on them. repeatedly, and violently, sometimes while spinning my head round and round for added effect.
    "If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby Ruckus View Post
    my personal approach towards this situation is just to barf on them. repeatedly, and violently, sometimes while spinning my head round and round for added effect.


    mmmm, im craving split pea soup...

    ruby, you can barf on me anytime of the day . a very generous tip awaits you

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    so im curious to know how you girls deal with a customer that smells like the bottom of a cesspit . i mean, does money not matter after a certain point?

    I don't deal with them. If you can't at least clean up, I'm not going to get close to you. Period.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    NOTE TO ALL CUSTOMERS WITH BEARDS:

    Hair traps odors. The longer your beard, the more funk potential it has. It is absolutely imperative that you

    - WASH YOUR BEARD with shampoo when you're in the shower
    - CHECK FOR FOOD PARTICLES each and every time you eat
    - DON'T SMOKE, or at least cut back as much as you can, and SWEEP OUT ASHES from cigs
    - CONSIDER COLOGNE OR DEODORANT SPRAY if your beard is very wooly

    I can not tell you how many guys seem not to know this. I have a natural gravitation towards regulars with beards, so I've seen some of the best and the worst on the planet (in terms of hygiene).

    The worst offender of all had an Amish-style monstrosity halfway to his nipples. He was a very large man who sweated a lot. After a meal, his beard read like a menu. Chain smoking didn't help the situation.

    However, even small beards can trap BO if you don't take caution.

    Please, for the love of ear-nuzzling, keep your beard a hospitable place.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaden_GD View Post
    Ick, that reminds me of this time when a blind guy wanted a dance....but he REEKED to high heaven. His breath, his body, everything. I told him I had a stage set to do & I'd find him after (which was true). Can't say I was too disappointed when I saw another girl giving him a dance.
    But I'd probably just do air dances like everyone else mentioned...and breathe through my mouth!
    LOL i wonder how much a blind guy would appreciate an air dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    LOL i wonder how much a blind guy would appreciate an air dance.

    OMG, I cracked up when I read that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    so im curious to know how you girls deal with a customer that smells like the bottom of a cesspit . i mean, does money not matter after a certain point?

    Hold your breath as long as you can.. take a bathroom break.. maybe stick some toilet paper up your nose lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    if you're doing this for the sake of the customer too, then as a customer i appreciate your mindfulness . i once had a dancer sit on my lap as soon as i entered the club and asked if i wanted to play with her pussy ...all the while her breathe smelled like a pussy . i really felt embarrassed for her. seriously i dont know how the dancers do it, getting all close to stank ass dudes. made me appreciate their job a bit more.
    [Derogatory anecdote removed because I can be an asshole at times.]

    But back on topic, if my breath is rotten because I've had a few drinks please tell me and offer me a mint or something. I'm happy to do practically anything that makes your life easier if it means I get more bang for my buck.
    Last edited by CuriousB; 05-04-2009 at 10:44 AM.

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    Default Re: customers that stink...how do you not barf?

    Wow, that was an impressive string of thoughts and emotions and life and everthing inbetween. And not 'cos I just smoked a joint.

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