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    I'm sorry, I just have to share. I have this regular customer who's been coming to see me every week for 6 months now. He is married with kids but his sex life is nonexistent, so he "supplements" by coming to clubs. In the process he met me and became my regular. Slowly he began to really start having feelings for me. He brings me lavish gifts (which I usually sell or re-gift, I'm not big on gold earrings anyway) and what have you, but doesn't spend a whole lot of cash on me. ($60 per visit on average) Recently he's been getting really annoyed when I excuse myself to spend time with other customers (customers who spend more or are more interesting, of course!) He says stuff like "I wish I was a rich man so I could have you for the whole time" or "Don't you love me?" It has slowly started to really get on my nerves. Either pay up or be ready to share me with others! Anyway, this last time he was doing this annoying thing where he was just trying to get me to drink with him and there were three regulars in the club who always spend a couple hundred on me - a.k.a a good day! I knew I was losing money, so I asked him if I could just give him his dance now because I needed to get back to work. He very sadly agreed, and then had tears streaming down his face through the two lapdances. It was comical, annoying, and bizarre all at once. Never had that reaction from a customer before!

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    wtf? that dude needs a reality check, big time.
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    Next time he comes in and starts crying, ask him if he needs you to call the waaaaaaaambulance! Seriously though if your not making money from him and he's holding you back, then just tell him that if he wants to spend time with you drinking it has to be in the lapdancing rooms.

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    Rofl omg I find males over the age of 7 who cry short of a death or physical pain pathetic any way.

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    Het arent you there to work? You dont go to his job and stop hi from making money. This is your bread and butter, and he wants to eat 4 free. Pay up buddy or go home to your wife, Loser (maybe thats why his sex life is nonexistant)

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    I have to agree with the girls here. Dancers need a thick skin, whether its a guy being an asshole to you or a guy making you feel like you're being an asshole to him. If he his paying enough to put up with it then do it, if he isn't find another customer. We aren't therapists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syrran View Post
    We aren't therapists.
    No, not officially... but remember that our job is to entertain... giving them the opportunity to escape reality.

    I agree that if he's not paying you need to be finding people in the club who are paying. I'd feel bad for the guy, but he's choosing to be in his current situation. Unless you are willing to spend time talking to him then you aren't going to be able to help him. He needs to understand that either he and his wife need to go get their problems resolved (probably with the help of a professional) or they need to get divorced. I don't think that you accepting his gifts is helping the situation though. By accepting the gifts you are letting him form another relationship with you that in his mind is romantic. Stop accepting the gifts and remind him that you prefer cash... it will help him put things back in perspective that he is paying for his fantasy and not exchanging gifts for an emotional bond with you.
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    Kylea, that is a great point about the gifts! It would be/have been better for both of us if I'd made it clear that I wanted cash instead right off the bat. Well hopefully better late than never. Until then, No More Tears, baby!

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    ^^^ You're welcome. Good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dayna View Post
    Next time he comes in and starts crying, ask him if he needs you to call the waaaaaaaambulance!
    LMFAO!!!!


    The question is, if he was buying roll over dances but cried all the way through them would you still do them?

    I would, but Im a bit heartless sometimes.
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    I don't care what the guy does during a lapdance if his pants stay on and his hands are where I allow them. Tears, hiccups, laughter, all are okay, but this was so random, pathetic, and hilarious that I had to share with my stripperweb allies

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    I once had a regular JUST LIKE THIS who would bust out the tears when I wanted to leave. It's a manipulative move. He probably never emotionally matured past the point where Mommy would let him have his way if he turned on the water works. Just ignore the tears. He'll knock it off when he sees it doesn't work. He's not really crushed, he's just being manipulative. Let him know that the weeping is gross, wrinkle your nose, and go on about your night.

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    Get rid of him before YOU cry all the way to the bank. Not to be cruel but he is screwing w/ your $ and that's not cool. Sounds like a Drama King and not worth the hassle

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    Damn dude grow a pair. I hope he was just tearing up from the smell of cheap body spray in the air.

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    smells a little stalkerish!


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    Like Cherry Darling (Rose McGowan)'s boss said in PLANET TERROR "It's GO GO ,not CRY CRY!" Cheers, Harlow
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    Default Re: Customer crying through lapdance

    Yeah, it's ridiculous and extremely annoying...but you are there to play a part of his fantasy. Part of the job is to lead him on and milk as much as you can- whether it's a lie or not it makes him feel good. I am pretty sure that he knows that he'd never get to marry you or be with you outside the club- so he KNOWS that you want his $$ and if he doesn't know then he's an idiot- so don't feel bad for lying to him and pretending you care. Just play along!! I would. And if he is wasting your time, f*ck him.
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