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    Duh Hilarious Craiglist bachelor party post

    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS


    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
    woman waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
    can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, "Do you know me?"
    To which she replies, "I think you're the father
    of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
    unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper
    from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
    table with all my buddies watching while your partner
    whipped my butt with wet celery?"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
    your son's teacher."

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    Default Re: Hilarious Craiglist bachelor party post

    Hahahaha! I love that one.

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    That was awesome!

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    Lol ;d;d
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    lmfao!!!

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    That's fantastic!
    Don't you ever sleep?
    Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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    Ahhhh hahaha.. That's great!
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    AHAHAHAHAHAH

    gotta tell that one to someone!





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    fabulous! I am so testing that to my boy friend.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    just goes to show there's no need to incriminate yourself...that was a wonderful anecdote. thanks,harlow
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    LOL - that made my day!

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    Good one!Will use at work.

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    omg. that one is great. like damn.
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    That listing or post or whatever it was was hilarious. It made my waking up a whole lot easier, since in fact i laughed my ass off. I got some weird looks too. But yay, that made my whole morning it was really funny.
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