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    I think the guy I met last night totally wins the award for worst customer I have met in 8 years of dancing. I show up at midnight and the girls from the shift before warn me he's as ass but don't go into details. I go up on stage take my bottoms off the the dude is shining a flashlight on my crotch. Then he tells a friend of mine he doesn't have to tip her and can watch her for free if he wants, then he yells at me when I'm up on stage again to take my fing dress off he wants to see my fat rolls. Yes I'm 9 weeks pregnant so I wear flowy dresses and only pop my tits out and I am still smaller than a lot of the girls who walk around with tiny bikinis and huge guts hanging over the g-strings. He then calls a big girl a fat cow and takes her for a dance. I was so happy to see this guy leave. Why didn't he get kicked out? He did but he is friends with the owner so he was allowed back in.
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    Default Re: The biggest asshole customer

    wow. maybe he feels entitled because he is friends with the owner? or he could follow the esteemed school of thought of "If I'm an asshole, I'm going to get laid." If he comes back in, maybe you could go talk to the owner about how his friend is a GIANT DICKHEAD and can he please stay the fuck out?

    also, I've never had anyone that bad, but when I've had asshole customers (I'm actually really hesitant to use that term now. I feel like it is an overstatement after hearing this!) I will refuse dances or walk right past their tips onstage - sometimes with my nose literally stuck up, depending on how snarky I feel, hehe. Maybe if all the girls came together the next time he was in and all refused his tips, refused him dances, etc? I know it might be hard, but if it works, he'll feel like an idiot and hopefully not come back.

    one more thing - have you ever seen the SATC episode where some dude calls Miranda fat and her friends are like "She just had a baby. What's your excuse, twins?" Your story made me think of that.

    Sorry you had to go through that though. That really sucks.
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    Default Re: The biggest asshole customer

    One of my fav lines so fits this....

    " You are the load your Mother forgot to swallow."

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    Default Re: The biggest asshole customer

    I don't care if he's friends with the owner....the whole flashlight bit is frickin ridiculous.

    I'm sorry you had to deal with such dumb-fuckery

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    Default Re: The biggest asshole customer

    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    One of my fav lines so fits this....

    " You are the load your Mother forgot to swallow."
    hahaha oh my god, AMAZING! I must use that sometime...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    One of my fav lines so fits this....

    " You are the load your Mother forgot to swallow."
    LMFAOROF

    I have to remember this one!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    One of my fav lines so fits this....

    " You are the load your Mother forgot to swallow."
    I have to use this line sometime. I actually told a customer last night who told me ANOTHER girl looked pregnant that "at least she is getting laid, judging by the amount of time you spent in here I can only assume your not" BTW this guy is one of the "I may tip a dollar once in awhile, but I'm really here for the free beer, and to act cool because who else spends 5 nights a week hanging out with strippers"
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    OMG. I so almost spewed Dr Pepper out of my nose. That's hilarious.

    I heard this one time and it sort of stuck with me ... a guy said to a girl with a pooch ( she did look pregnant, never asked ) .. " Are you pregnant? " She popped back with... " Yeah, I had sex with a goat and look what happened! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    One of my fav lines so fits this....

    " You are the load your Mother forgot to swallow."
    This is absolutely perfect.

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