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    I've been working for almost a year now, so I've started shaping my work routine and hustle, and I can more or less predict different customer scenarios and the different ways to respond and handle them as to maximize the profit $$$.

    However, there are still a few bumps I have to smooth out, including the question that some of them ask,
    "Well, what are you going to do back there?"

    I usually get annoyed, and take this to be that
    A) They are cheap
    B) They are hard to please
    C) They want as much for their money as possible (extras).
    D) Or maybe they just want me to talk dirty as a warm up?


    What's the best way to respond to this question so as to lure them in the back anyway, without being lying or being really tacky, "I'm going to get naked and... move around... on you?"

    Or does this question basically mean that they are time wasters/ assholes, and I should take this opportunity to drop them?

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    "nothing"

    "take all your money"

    whatever.

    most guys assume that we are liars, especially if you look relatively pretty and sober and don't fit into any of their extragirl stereotypes.

    if a guy is genuinely interested, a smart/funny answer is probably gonna be more effective than a dirty one anyways. i think that's supposed to be my point. yeah.
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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    My response is (somewhat sarcastically) "Oh, I was planning on working on my dissertation on macroeconomics. *raised eyebrow* What do you think I'll be doing in there?"

    Never in a rude way, but just testy enough to shut down that line of questioning, like it's so obvious, and they already know, so why bother asking?

    If they keep it up, it means they want extras. Usually if you make them say it out loud, i.e. "Do I get a handjob?", they realize how nasty it sounds. Whether they get a dance from you or not after that is up to them, but those aren't the guys you want dances from anyway.

    For a while, "Only one way to find out!" worked pretty well, too... I just like the quasi bitchy answer better.
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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    "have my way with you of course" while dragging them in there like a dog on a leash

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    Quote Originally Posted by suzieK View Post
    "have my way with you of course" while dragging them in there like a dog on a leash
    That one sounds good. Many of them like being talked to like that.

    I mostly say it is a much more intimate experience and that they will enjoy themselves. One on one is always better than being surrounded by all these people. If a guy wants to go, he will. You just have to make him know he will have the most fun with YOU.
    But it's all about reading the guy. Some don't want too aggressive, some want very aggresive. In all sales, people love to buy but don't want to be SOLD. You have to make him want it, not make him feel like you are the one who is winning. Make him know you are going to treat him like a king and will be worth the extra money.
    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
    My response is (somewhat sarcastically) "Oh, I was planning on working on my dissertation on macroeconomics. *raised eyebrow* What do you think I'll be doing in there?"

    Never in a rude way, but just testy enough to shut down that line of questioning, like it's so obvious, and they already know, so why bother asking?

    If they keep it up, it means they want extras. Usually if you make them say it out loud, i.e. "Do I get a handjob?", they realize how nasty it sounds. Whether they get a dance from you or not after that is up to them, but those aren't the guys you want dances from anyway.

    For a while, "Only one way to find out!" worked pretty well, too... I just like the quasi bitchy answer better.
    I really like that idea! It totally fits my personality.

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    "I don't kiss and tell" then wink playfully. It usually works for me.
    I think it works because its witty and sounds like its going to be exciting.

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    Quote Originally Posted by hoshi_x View Post
    "I don't kiss and tell" then wink playfully. It usually works for me.
    I think it works because its witty and sounds like its going to be exciting.
    I couldn't say that in my club. Some of the guys like to try to make out with the girls.. french kiss us, etc. I find it gross to think about making out with strangers for money all night at work.

    Saying that might encourage them
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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    I always say "A lady never reveals all of her secrets... let's go find out and have some fun."

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    I usually just say something like "You'll just have to come find out" or "If I told you what I was going to do, it would take all the fun out of it"
    Usually works for me...

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    Quote Originally Posted by blueyeztiff View Post
    I usually just say something like "You'll just have to come find out" or "If I told you what I was going to do, it would take all the fun out of it"
    Usually works for me...

    Hmm yeah I'm just gonna having to do my best to keep it perky and mysterious, instead of losing my cool and being like, "Ummm ummm OK wait what do you by that"

    I think I'll also not stick around long enough for them to bug me about it... Like, I'll act like I'm losing interest in them because they're taking too long to decide. That might help them make more of an impulse purchase.

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    Quote Originally Posted by blueyeztiff View Post
    I usually just say something like "You'll just have to come find out" or "If I told you what I was going to do, it would take all the fun out of it"
    Usually works for me...

    I ABSOLUTELY love this reply. I get the usual, "What are we gonna do if we go in there?" and have failed to come up with a witty reply that wont get me in trouble. Nice!

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    Default Re: "What are you going to do in there?"

    I usually say "Well...I can't really explain it, it's something I'd have to show you instead *smirk*"

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    "lets go get away from all this and have a little fun alone....Come on!"

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