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    OMFG....LMAO.....WOW

    please watch... especially the part with the swingers....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ShQPfCVego

    I think this movie will be funnier than borat...(but MUCH more offensive)haha





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    Oh my! What ever happened to all the lawsuits over Borat?
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    Jesus tapdancing christ that is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    Oh my! What ever happened to all the lawsuits over Borat?
    All were dismissed.

    http://www.loweringthebar.net/2008/1...it-update.html

    If you google "Borat Lawsuits" you'll see several other articles about the various claims and their ultimate dismissal.
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    OMG I cant wait!!!
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    I saw it today...and I believe that I may have seen a shot of a hard penis, um, talking!

    Yes, the penis was talking. But it only had a couple seconds of screen time. But I do think it was erect. Not sure how they got around that. Not literally speaking, I mean literally pertaining to laws and such but not literally pertaining to girth.

    However, it may have been my mood. (I've been getting over a horrible case of food poisoning), but I think Borat just had a bit more charm and lightness about it, while Bruno is, literally, um, in your face
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    Hilarious, but I did a quick look around the theater and guessed correctly that at least two couples (late 70s age?) would not make it through half the movie. I was wrong. More like 10 minutes. Apparently something about freaky gay sex with a midget is offensive

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    Wow, Im apparently the only one that can't stomach him... and I've always had a great sense of humor.
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    Wow, Im apparently the only one that can't stomach him... and I've always had a great sense of humor.
    No. You're not alone. I can't stand him either.

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    Don't get me wrong, I think its great that a movie is finally poking fun at the homophobes for a change...

    However, I didn't find Bruno all that funny. First of all, it felt like nearly the entire Bruno movie was staged...only a few scenes where he actually fucked with real people (Ron Paul & the minister, LOL). I mean, thats what made the Borat movie so funny to me. In this one...its almost all acting... Secondly, it seems like the movie was trying way way too hard in trying to gross people out (a dancing/talking penis...come onnnn, really?) Very cheap, middle-school humor... Guess its just not my style.

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    Yea, it is extreme crude... not a buyer, nor seeable twice, but I do appreciate the occasional good shaking of the trees every so often.

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    My sister and I saw it last week and we laughed so hard that she gagged. We have also been affecting bad Austrian accents when we talk to eachother, including but not limited to "Vassup?!".

    I hated Borat, couldn't even watch the whole thing. But I fucking loved Bruno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey View Post
    I saw it today...and I believe that I may have seen a shot of a hard penis, um, talking!

    Yes, the penis was talking. But it only had a couple seconds of screen time. But I do think it was erect. Not sure how they got around that. Not literally speaking, I mean literally pertaining to laws and such but not literally pertaining to girth.
    Im sure it was a semi, not a hard-on. Maybe that is the key! LOL

    Also, I realised afterwards, that Sacha is half Isrealie (wow, just found out I cant spell that), so that cant be his penis.
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    I saw it yesterday. I thought it was awful. Borat was better. He seemed to be trying too hard to be shocking.
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    i laughed the entire movie - my abs hurt the next day


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    Not funny, mostly because all of it seemed soooooooo staged. Borat was a lot funnier.

    Hell, Sasha Baron Cohen was a lot funnier in Talladega Nights and in Madagascar.

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    I haven't seen it yet and do find him a bit crude but appreciate his sick sense of humor!
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    God I love that man. I guess to all the haters sometimes it takes a libra to understand another. I loved him as ali g, borat, and now bruno. I talk in his borat and bruno accents all of the time. I can't help myself, I have even done it with custies haha! I have always had this fake accent I use though, it wasn't borat that brought that on, I have used a fake accent long before borat. I know he is crude, offensive and downright nasty but gotta love him for trying something different for comedies sake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberstripper View Post
    God I love that man. I guess to all the haters sometimes it takes a libra to understand another. I loved him as ali g, borat, and now bruno. I talk in his borat and bruno accents all of the time. I can't help myself, I have even done it with custies haha! I have always had this fake accent I use though, it wasn't borat that brought that on, I have used a fake accent long before borat. I know he is crude, offensive and downright nasty but gotta love him for trying something different for comedies sake!

    I love him as ali G..I just bought the movie today lol. I also loved bruno..borat a little less but still good. My bro's gf hates both borat and bruno I soo dont get how people don't find it funny haha Im glad that I do though, I was like *shocked face* and pissing myself throughout bruno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberstripper View Post
    God I love that man. I guess to all the haters sometimes it takes a libra to understand another. I loved him as ali g, borat, and now bruno. I talk in his borat and bruno accents all of the time. I can't help myself, I have even done it with custies haha! I have always had this fake accent I use though, it wasn't borat that brought that on, I have used a fake accent long before borat. I know he is crude, offensive and downright nasty but gotta love him for trying something different for comedies sake!
    see ya ... is he completely lacking in taste? YES.. and that is the point... none of us could go there... we are all far to self aware to do it, and far too worried with what others will think of us (or what we will think of ourselves)... sacha pushes boundaries.. admittedly not always ones that need pushing but my hat goes off to his ability to just not-give-a-fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Im sure it was a semi, not a hard-on. Maybe that is the key! LOL

    Also, I realised afterwards, that Sacha is half Isrealie (wow, just found out I cant spell that), so that cant be his penis.
    I think I'm lost Is it not his because it isn't the right color? Was it not circumcised? (I can't remember, the talking clouds my memory bank).
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