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    The second most disgusting thing ever happened at work today.
    I was dancing on stage and this old guy sits on the long side of the rack opposite the bar. He lays a dollar on the tip rail and I lean back with my head on... well near, his shoulder. He starts licking my neck! I move away and promise to bathe in sanitiser when I get off stage, but it's my first song and the only other girl in the bar had just gotten down. As my set wears on, I notice his hand is in his lap and is moving rather steadily under the edge of the rack. Sick Fuck was jerking it AT THE EFFING STAGE!

    I intercepted the other dancer on my way to tell the manager and warned her about the freak at the rack just as he's getting up to go out, holding his newspaper over his linen pants. The manager dashes outside, prepared for things to get ugly, to make sure that the sicko was indeed leaving and not intending on coming back in after a cigarette. He did leave after being told he couldn't come back inside the bar.

    If I had remembered my phone this morning I would have called everyone I'd ever met after I was done washing everything I could reach with hot water, soap and sanitiser. I needed to share the horror.

    Anyone else have icky custie stories?

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    That sucks. One time at a new club I tried out, I got a VIP with this old man *he was in his 80's....ew*

    While I was dancing for him, it looked like he was scratching his pant leg at first but then I shortly figured out what he was doing. He got kicked out a second later.
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    My most disgusting experience was when a customer whipped it out during a lap dance. I had my butt towards his face for a minute, then when I sat down on his lap (still not facing him), his exposed dick was poking me in the crotch.

    I've also had a customer get off during a lap dance, which was pretty revolting, especially since I was not doing anything to facilitate the orgasm (other than the light grinding that I usually do), and had done less than 2 songs with him.

    Sorry that the nasty old coot did that to you. The crap we have to put up with!

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    That is precisely why I never touch customers at the stage. Period.

    When I was still a "baby stripper", like in my first 6 months at a nude club, I had this football player beckon me over to dance. He sat me on his knee and starting bouncing me, grinning saying"I love pussy! Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!" in a singsong voice. I was uncomfortble, but he asked me to dance for him and I obliged. I tuned my back and he grabbed me by the hips, and I toppled into his lap... onto his exposed nasty dick.

    I told the manager and he was tossed. Apparantly he had been tossed for that before.

    Now, every single story I hear about guys whipping out their dicks just makes my fucking blood boil and I want to scream, because I think about that fucking asshole.

    It also makes me absolutely nauseous when girls actually grind on customers to get orgasms for themselves. But that's a whole other rant.

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    I had an old guy expose himself as well, except I smashed his dick down with my heel hard,
    bet he won't be doing that again! Sick bastard

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    What really confused me was that I know for a fact there's a skeezy little jack-shack less than a mile away (my club is on that line between the good side and the bad side of town.) I wonder if he came in to the bar thinking it was a cheaper version of the same thing. According to the bartender he didn't speak English very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post

    It also makes me absolutely nauseous when girls actually grind on customers to get orgasms for themselves.

    EW. Just ew!


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    Quote Originally Posted by holly07 View Post
    I had an old guy expose himself as well, except I smashed his dick down with my heel hard,
    bet he won't be doing that again! Sick bastard
    That's amazing! Did he just stagger out of the club afterward or did he continue to stick around?

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    I don't care whether there is a language barrier or not.. A person with decent sense isn't going to just jack off in public regardless if it's "normal" in their country.
    I'm pretty sure that if the room doesn't have a bunch of men playing with their weenies, you probably shouldn't be doing it either.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    I had a false alarm the other day. A guy was wearing nylon track pants and I saw his hand go down, but didn't think much of it. As I sat down on his lap, I thought I felt it! X_X EWW! False alarm, but I still hate guys wearing shit like that and getting dances...

    Next was a really old guy I danced for. At the end he reached in his pants, and said he needed to come up for air. He spent a good while in the bathroom after that.
    Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    It also makes me absolutely nauseous when girls actually grind on customers to get orgasms for themselves. But that's a whole other rant.
    I can't imagine how anyone could even do that. That is just gross!



    I had an old man whip it out once during a dance. I had my back to him and when I turned around, there it was. It took me all of two seconds to get a bouncer in there. Never really had anything like that happen since.....and this was about 8 or 9 years ago.

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