As the title says.. what types of customers do you generally tend to avoid, as in you won't go up to them and ask them for a dance.
As the title says.. what types of customers do you generally tend to avoid, as in you won't go up to them and ask them for a dance.





- If they look unhygenic.
- People who hoot and holler at me and say obscene things.
- Anyone wearing warm-up pants, sweatpants, basketball shorts etc. Because 9 times out of 10 they are free balling it.
- Missing teeth because either a) they are too broke to get new ones or b) they likely have a gross mouth, or a combination of the two.
- Language barriers
- Guys who appear under 25
- I really hate to say it, but in LV, young black guys




Young black guys, and mexicans who only speak broken english, and I don't give a shit if that makes me sound racist, it's due to past experiences.


People that have weird shit glowing on their face under the black light or anything strange and unusual seen under it. Just the other night some guy had half his face with white glowly goo and it went down to his shirt. GROSSSS
Mexicans that don't speak english or very little. I just can't communicate with them and usually at my club they always ask for sex. There were a few times it turned out okay so when it's slow I still go for it and give it a shot.




Any sort of sketchy behavior - twitches or excessive movement of the mouth. They are usually high. Any man that appears "Ghetto". Men that have water or Soda - or don't purchase drinks.
Couples - I wont involve myself in female drama.
Mexican Groups. They usually wont speak English until I walk away.
Any man I can smell before I get close, or that sprays saliva while he speaks.
Young men. They usually want what I am not willing to provide or they want to waste my time.
^^ I had excessive movement of the mouth when I first saw your picture. Will you hold that against me
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
I avoid...
Young men (they don't tend to prefer me and I just can't relate to them), people who look like they're on something, people who spew when they talk, black men (they tend to either not like me or just talk my ear off with soft ghetto speech (so I have to get really close to them to hear them)), groups of guys (they intimidate me), guys who are making a lot of noise (like whooping at the girls on stage).
I tend to make a surprising amount of money off of mexicans (I speak spanish) and guys who are 25 yo and up. Usually college-educated guys (they likez my braaayn).
I speak Spanish and make money off Mexicans, too. In my club many come up from Hermosillo and other cities, with money to spend!
I avoid young guys with pitchers, but not always. I really try not to avoid anyone. Of course I have an order in witch I will approach people.
^^ I can see how dancers who speak Spanish can make it work. My fav and other dancers have told me how the Mexican customers, after the dances are finished, act as though they didn't understand the terms and conditions of the dances due to the language barrier. A dancer being fluent in their native language and making that known immediately puts that issue to bed up front.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.


I keep thinking it would be good for my business if I learned, or relearned enough Spanish to make interacting with non English speaking customers less broken, but more than half the time the guys smell and try to touch or kiss.
I used to dance for older black guys. I love how the contrast between my lilly white skin looks next to theirs, esp since I almost glow in the black lights and they seem to become nothing more than shadows. It looks really sexy to me.
I avoid the middle eastern guys, no matter how much money they have on them they always try to get me back to their hotels with them.
Groups of "gangstas", most of them aren't interested in a punk rock white chick anyway. Anyone who doesn't look old enough to be drinking, anyone who can't form a sentence without using words made up by rappers, and old guys that tell me to take my shoes off while dancing on stage. As much as I'd rather dance barefoot, eww.
I seek out the genuinely interested female customers and couples. It means I get a lot of practice telling the couples "No, I won't meet you in your hotel room for sex" but the money is good and they buy me drinks.
~K



with regards to the hispanic customers that dont speak english...
most strip clubs in latin america offer sex on the cheap. to them the lap dances are foreplay, not the final product. thats why most will look confused or mad after youve danced for them. knowing spanish, you can tell them upfront that lap dancing is all there is...nothing more. or perhaps find a girl who knows spanish and have her explain your rules (tip her of course)
I avoid at all costs:
- "gangstas" of any ethnicity. Ebonics is impossible to understand, and more often than not, they expect you to hang out for free.
- anyone with a serious language barrier
- rock stars and other people being "comped" by Vinnie Paul. A lot of bands come to our club after they play . . . Motley Crue, for example. They never spend a dime.
- Middle Eastern men. I broke my own rule last night, and instantly regretted it. They are the grabbiest, stingiest customers I ever have.
- tables with more girl custies than boy custies. This includes the groups of lesbians on ladies night. They just don't spend worth a damn.
I avoid sometimes:
- boys under 21. Our club puts big X 's on their hands. They usually don't have cash, and they aren't able to drink, so they're tense, broke, and there for the free show. If it's slow, I'll walk by and wannadance, but that's it.
- tables of nothing but hispanic guys. Even if they speak english, sometimes they'll just bust into spanish, when I KNOW they're talking about me, and it really puts me off. Also, they often want sex.
- couples. Unless the woman looks very relaxed and interested, I won't say more than hello. Sometimes, if there's a big group like a party with an uncomfortable looking girl or two, I can get some cash out of one of the dudes by offering to "embarrass" the uncomfortable chick with a lap dance. The boys think it's funny, and then I end up dancing for them too.
I seek out:
- fat, ugly men. The fatter and uglier, the more likely a sale. I'm very good at dancing for obese men, and many dancers will avoid such a challenge. I boost their ego.
- people with disabilities. My ex boyfriend was in a wheelchair, so I'm not put-off by such things at all, and I can dance around/on a wheelchair quite well. I'm also good at avoiding prosthetic limbs.
- white males 25-55 years old. Particularly in a group. I have an easier time selling to a group, because undoubtedly one of them will like me, and I zero in on him. Sometimes I will do one for every guy at the table.
- black men 25-35 that look well dressed (maybe a suit) and educated (maybe wearing glasses.) There's a certain type here I can't quite describe, but they always love me.
- Asians!
- oil men
- geeky looking dudes








I avoid:
-Thugs/gangsta-wannabes. They tend to mumble, call me "girl" or "mama", both of which I abhor from strangers, and tend to spend very little while trying to get me to go home with them.
-Customers who smell bad, because after dancing for them I might smell bad.
-Guys who hoot and holler, or say crude things, when I'm on stage.
-Guys who hoot and holler, or say crude things, while I'm dancing for them or their friends. That's my cue to stop the dance, get my money, and leave.
-Guys who open with some version of "how much to take you home?"
-Guys who are really cocky, or entitled, or seem like they're trying to play some Sarge game (questioning the worth of my tattoos, acting surprised when they find out I'm in school, etc).
I "wannadance" (quick-hustle):
-Young birthday groups with lots of women.
-Bachelor parties.
-Indian men, because they tend to get only a few dances, and then whine about not being able to touch, or try to get me home with them. If I wannadance them, I dance, get my money, and leave before their bullshit sets in.
People I hone in on:
-Couples
-Women- lesbian or otherwise
-Nerds (we have so much in common)
-Quiet guys
-Customers who can carry on an intelligent conversation that doesn't refer to my boobs (this is almost a guarantee that I'll get multiple dances or hours from them).



stinky people. I once couldn't even stand next to this guy, he smelled like curry and b.o. and it was just death on legs. another time, I danced for a man with quite possibly the worst breath in the world and looooved to kiss my body (plz don't judge, this is back when I was very, very new. another girl told me it was legal.) I smelled like him for the rest of the night.
chicks. I am just uncomfortable around them, as customers.
people who make the "licky" tongue thing.
annoying time wasters. my personal fave: a guy who came in and repeatedly told me "I can take you away from here, I can make your life so much better" blah blah blah. he then repeated his same bullshit when I asked him for a dance.
I avoid:
Women. I don't like dancing for women.
Guys of any race who dress like a thug. Teardrop tattoos, ridiculously huge white t shirts, gold teeth, lots of rings and medallions. Fuck that shit.
Guys who call me shorty, or "say girl".
Guys who smell bad.
Guys who work on bourbon street and get in for free, but never tip any of the girls or pay for drinks. I avoid these guys at all costs. They are the biggest losers.
Other than that, I ask everyone for a dance.
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i dont think i fully avoid anyone. i guess it just depends how crowded the club is, because there are levels of customer desirability that i hit up in order.
1st- guys there by themselves. doesn't matter how old, that to me just screams- i am here to spend $$$$.(unless they're one of those useless club regulars, in which case i AVOID)
2. guys in small groups-
3. bachelor parties
4. Foreign guys. Usually someone in the group speaks english and will translate. also we have very tight security and they pay upfront.
5. couples- i've had them spend $$$ on me so its not too unlikely if approached in the right way.
6.young ghetto guys. i have a short tolerance for their BS, so i give them 30 seconds, but they do buy dances every once in a while.
i guess the only ones i wont talk to are those club regulars that just want to sit there and watch the stage/byu girls drink and bs
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?





There are types of customers that I will choose over others when scanning the room...though lately ive noticed i have better luck going up first to those who i have seen checking me out instead of stereotyping. The other day I went up first to the young guy looking at me and made 200$ off of him instead of going up to the lonely old fat guy who looked like he would have dropped more.
Young guys usually are easy for me to get a dance or two off, regardless of race. I usually do well with mexicans cuz i speak spanish. Our club is very couple friendly (we have couples nights on saturdays) so most of the couples who come in there want to spend, and the women are usually awesome customers.
As for the idiots in sweatpants, they always want something dirty. So i talk dirty to them and do the wild girl persona and they very quickly buy a dance, and then i give them the tamest air dance possible. Its only 20$ but its a quick 20$ and i love dissapointing these guys. Then usually I will make a remark about the sweatpants and leave them feeling salty until one of the extra girls gets to them.
Only customers I will never approach are those who yell crude things to me or other girls on stage. These guys are guaranteed to disrespect me and piss me off and put me in a shitty mood the rest of the night which is not good.

Hm...well, I don't out and out avoid any ethnicities, but there are a few I"m wary of.
like: East Indian guys often blow between my legs when I'm up close to them, and I never got it until a fellow dancer told me its because they get a full whiff of my scent when the air comes back to them. That stopped me there.
Older middle eastern guys have out and out stiffed me after being really grabby. So, I go through a whole (how many dances...) of naked self-defense and then they act like I don't deserve to get paid. That just makes me homicidal. but....younger middle eastern guys have been great. Even so far as to pay for an hour without wanting any dancing or nudity. Just really educated conversation. So...I do try to have an open mind.
Guys from Montreal. There's nothing wrong with them except that in MOntreal, the dances are $10 and they don't want to pay any more than that (understandable, I guess if they are used to it but....).
Of course, smelly, overly jeery, too drunk to "know" where their hands are going...etc.
And I've had this weird kind of experience with guys who seem to assert their intelligence and education. They seem really interested in my intelligence, even turned on by it, and they are really interesting to talk to...and then we get into a room...I find that those are the ones who are the least respectful. It's a Jekyll and Hyde thing. You take your bra off and they flip. Like they want to tear you down and assert some kind of superiority. Any one else experience this?

Oh...guys I DO go for:
The shy guys sitting on their own (they're often very sweet and really enjoy the dances)
I often go for slightly pudgy guys (not obese, but "softer"). If find that they are often more sensual, and respectful, good conversation, no weird "sexpectations". They are often the most fun. And I find I can wrap myself around them easily as well.
If I"m approaching a group, I will assess which one is the "money" (of course), but also, which one looks like he has a wry sense of humour. I have a great time with those guys.
I like guys who are well travelled, that can create a great lasting report.
Um um um... Oh yeah. Europeans. They aren't as fucked up about sex, so there's usually less complicated bullshit.





After last night I can tell you...
I stay away from young black men. This is not a racist thing. This is bc I have been repeatedly insulted/stiffed when it comes time to tip. They either act like they're too good to tip me and I'm asking for too much, or on stage they will actually LOOK THE OTHER WAY when I come over for my tip (we're talking a lousy fucking dollar) AFTER sitting at the tip rail obviously watching my whole stage show.
I stay away from older japanese men. Again, not a racist thing, just previous experience. They're ridiculously grabby, and push the whole extra's thing hardcore, and then bc they can act like there is a language barrier, they pretend to not understand "NO TOUCHING". They also seem to feel superior for some reason.
I also stay away from bachelor parties - at least when they're trying to set the bachelor up w/2 girls for the stage show, or if the bachelor has his fiance with him and she's one of the lying bitches who is really there to keep an eye on her man and not bc she was actually cool enough to come to the club with him. I stay away from the retardedly drunk guys (not drunk in general, I mean way past capable of acting like a person drunk). Anyone who acts as tho, by tipping me that $1 they just did me a huge favor and I should be grateful (these guys aren't going to part with more than $2 tops) and I stay away from absolutely anyone who skeeves me out for whatever reason.
Oh, and I stay away from all the idiots who say "you're too good for this" or "you shouldn't be here" or whatever else they can come up with to try and save me from my life of sin. Or the jerks who realize I have a brain and this all of a sudden turns them into someone who wants to play "are you smarter than a stripper".
Last edited by JayATee; 04-12-2009 at 11:42 AM.


Mexicans and dirty-looking asians.
College age guys/ just 18. The type who seem to think that because they pay a cover charge they are entitled to everything (and tipping $1 is a novelty for them).
The guys who sit at the stage and stare dumb founded when I hold out my garter, or pull out a wad of singles, take one, and put the rest back, deep in their pockets, like they think they won't need any more that $1.
Jews, and not because they don't tip, but all the ones I've gotten (talking acetic jew here) are CREEPY and started physical fights with me just so I could dominate them.
I learned not to avoid the losers who wait outside the club until it opens. They're desperate and easy to squeeze $$$ out of. Of course a lot of them are broke losers, but when the $50-$200 they came in with, that was partially supposed to cover food/gas on the way back home, sits securely in my garter, it's a good feeling >![]()
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Holy racism!I mean, wow. I'm willing to say that half of you probably deserve some of the shit you get. Your attitudes need a check up.


It's not like we're being prejudice. At least I'm not. To be prejudice you'd have to discriminate beforehand, and not from experience after experience with not one from that group breaking the mold.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
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