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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    Yeah I find it pretty rewarding and it's something that makes me love what I do. Always makes up for those asshole custies as well lol.

    Oh, and remember how I mentioned above that I avoid druggers? Well these young guys come in and they're all pretty cool and they spend some money on me. All except for this one guy who is obviously fucked up. The other guys are like... 'We don't know him, he just kinda tagged along.' Well the fucked up guy ended up telling me he had drugs on him (in his words... a LOT of coke.) I guess because I'm a stripper I'm supposed to be impressed or something. I ended up warning one of the other guys about him before they left, like hey watch out for this guy, cause they were giving him a ride home and apparently they had no clue he was a cokehead.

    It was one of those executive decisions to tell them. It may have been unprofessional, but I've been 'guilty by association' before and I didn't want that to happen to anyone else. For all I know they could have been druggers too, but they did not seem like it.... polar opposite of the fucked up guy. It was kinda my stripper deed for the day.
    Haha, you made the right call.

    I have had a few disabled customers who were creeps, but most have been awesome. I remember my first one ever because he was a quadriplegic who needed one of those keyboards to communicate. I went up to him when I was on stage, gently put my boobs on his head, (this is back in the day when I thought this was normal) and backed off with a smile. He typed "I'm not fragile" on his screen, so I titty-whipped him. Biggest grin I'd ever seen on a customer. We did some dances, he was very polite, and when I rejected his request about whispering something dirty in his ear (I can't do it without laughing) he was totally cool with it and kept getting dances. If only all customers were like that

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    ^Yeah the other guys in the group seemed like good kids and I didn't wanna see them get busted for his stupidity.

    The last deaf guy I danced for told me I looked like his high school girlfriend. Sooo sweet!
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    Default Re: What types of customers do you avoid?

    Another note on my list.. Learn to say no sex/touching in different languages. I'm learning sign right now, I might do spanish next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    Another note on my list.. Learn to say no sex/touching in different languages. I'm learning sign right now, I might do spanish next.
    "No me tocas, pendejo" and the old classic "la migra, la migra" :-D. Worked for me in El Paso and LA @ the Pigpen
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    "No me tocas, pendejo" and the old classic "la migra, la migra" :-D. Worked for me in El Paso and LA @ the Pigpen
    Or, if you're looking to say it more nicely (), say "No puedes tocarme." "You can't touch me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Or, if you're looking to say it more nicely (), say "No puedes tocarme." "You can't touch me."
    Alright Charlie has a point: for mild to slight grabbiness use the polite form of address above. Most of the time that's all it takes. I've just been dealing with an extras infestation turning all my nice customers into grabasses, so I've had to reprimand them rather severely. They're usually nice and polite.
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    I find that using the, grab hand, shake head, and sternly say "no", technique like you're training a misbehaving dog translates fairly universally. I have learned a few phrases in other languages for the strip club, but the previous is usually all I need to get my point across.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlundressed View Post
    I find that using the, grab hand, shake head, and sternly say "no", technique like you're training a misbehaving dog translates fairly universally. I have learned a few phrases in other languages for the strip club, but the previous is usually all I need to get my point across.
    Lol...

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    Two words: cowboy hats.

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    ^Omg yes! Cowboy hats never mean anything good in my experience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlundressed View Post
    I find that using the, grab hand, shake head, and sternly say "no", technique like you're training a misbehaving dog translates fairly universally.
    I love this post. I have a video that one of my favs sent me that shows her disciplining her dogs in exactly this manner! LMAO!
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    @ Alexa... one of my dearest regulars back home was a rodeo cowboy who always wore his hat. He actually had several regular girls until the drunkie/clingy girls who found out he had money scared him off. He was sooo sweet too! Like I almost coulda sat with him for free! I miss back home sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexa111 View Post
    ^Omg yes! Cowboy hats never mean anything good in my experience...
    Maybe it's different here but I remember this time these two cowboys came into the club. They were in town from Texas and they made it rain on stage. They didn't get dances I don't think, but were tipping $50 bills on stage. I think I made over $300 from them alone.

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    It's probably different in other states, but from my exp. in Southern Cali it's always cheap mexicans/or just annoying guys not planning on spending that wore them.

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    I tend to avoid the guys that look wasted or high; I am not willing to babysit *and* lapdance. I tend to avoid young guys. I *Definitely* avoid young military boys... I had one punch me in the face once.
    People I go straight for:
    Women, because I'm into them, and everyone avoids them.
    The guys in white cowboy hats. For some reason, they are always nice, they always treat me like a lady, and they always have money to spend.
    Gamers. Ask them if they're console or pc, ask them their game. They will spend and spend and come back and bring you flowers.
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    ^ Jesus! What made him do that?

    I agreed with going for women fast. More likely than not they are real into it.
    I've had some real southern gentlemen as well.
    I like coming across gamers and them not knowing what I mean by 'I don't do console.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firewall View Post
    ^ Jesus! What made him do that?

    I agreed with going for women fast. More likely than not they are real into it.
    I've had some real southern gentlemen as well.
    I like coming across gamers and them not knowing what I mean by 'I don't do console.'
    Haha. Yeah, gamers, tech geeks, pretty much all nerds like me because I'm a huge geek. It's amazing what a difference it makes when they rarely (if ever) come across a stripper who is a gamer.

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