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    Default Male cockblockers

    This has to be one of the most annoying things ever. Friend A and Friend B come into the club. Friend B immediately goes into VIP with the first girl who asks. Friend A, tahes a little more time, gets a dance on the floor first then decides to spend some time in VIP as well. The two friends run into each other and Friend B proceeds to tell Friend A "oh, it was ok but now I'm ready to leave". Friend A asks if Friend B will wait for him to have his time in VIP and Friend B insists that "no, they must leave now".
    ok- here comes the rant

    What a fucking asshole...Your dumb ass swooped into VIP within 2 minutes of sitting down, had a mediocre experience and now you act like a pissy baby that can't do anything without his buddy. Friend A was even willing to but Friend B some dances with another girl while he waited. Man, what a bitchass.Dude its Vegas you cant hang for an hour in the SC on your dudes dime or better yet go to the casino *gasp* by yourself for a whopping 60 minutes. BOO.

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    'Friend B' must stand for 'Friend Bitch', sounds like that was what he was being...

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    OMG that sucks. I HATE that. And they will ALWAYS side with their friend who wants to leave, ALWAYS, no matter how much they themselves want to stay.

    Poor little weak-minded pack animals.

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    All the more reason to go alone.
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    Me thinks they'd had a argument earlier on and 'B' was getting a little payback on 'A'. (Maybe the argument was about whether to come inside the SC in the first place).

    Annoying for the OP I know - looks like she got the backlash from an earlier spat.

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    could be that Friend B is really batman and got the urgent bat call to save the city from some villain...

    i would have come back later by myself if i really wanted that VIP.

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    Sounds like Friend A was spineless and Friend B was an ass.

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    Gahhhh - I SO HATE this. You are have a blast, and then one part of the party wants to leave. Or dude yanks his friends arm and says ( while you are there there ) Damn dood, don't tip her.

    I just want to smack them. Hard. In a random fashion.

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    i just throw the keys to them and take a cab back. But then again a real bud would never do that to me within minutes of going to the club. I have had a couple of times when iwasnt ready to go that i gave them the keys and they were fine with it.

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    This is why I go alone....
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    ...Friend B jizzed his pants and wanted to get out before anyone found out.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Like others have pointed out....this is yet another reason why many of us prefer to go alone.

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    I've been on both sides of this. This last weekend I took a buddy of mine and his cousin to the club, before we even went though I told them I had a previous engagement. I told them we would be there two hours tops and to keep that in mind. So for an hour and a half we're having fun then my buddies cousin starts hanging out with another chick and as he's walking away we remind him we'll be leaving soon. So bout' fifteen minutes go by and we lost sight of him so I ask my buddy to help me look for him. My buddy finds him a few minutes later and comes to tell me that he plans to take this chick to V.I.P. At this point I nearly lost it because his cuz' did something else that pissed me off earlier and then this. My buddy saw my reaction and prevented the worst from happening. In this case I can see how a chick would view me as a cockblock, but you know what. I know this isn't like the OP's scenario, but I'm just saying sometimes there are extrenuating circumstances.

    Oh the time I was cockblocked hard was when an ex-friend was my ride. I was about to get a ton of dances from this girl I was really digging when my friend who had been else where comes up in a frantic state and just cold blooded cock-blocked saying we had to leave. No explanations even the girl I was gonna get dances from was worried due to my friends frantic appearance. So we took off, the worst part of this is that my friend didn't even take me all the way home. (I'm pleading the fifth on what happened afterwards.) but I've never ridden with no one other than my brother to a strip club after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    This is why I go alone....
    Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Ditto
    I think we're all in agreement here.

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    I understand male comradeship but guys get all sissy and take it to the next level. It's annoying. There are ways to get around this.
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    Well, you don't need to go alone, but you do need to have your own transportation or cab fare. I make a point of being able to stay as long or as short as I like.
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    When guys get together, it's another episode of "Monkey see, Monkey do".
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    What I really don't get is the guys who, when I am talking to their friend and things are going well, turn around and say something to their buddy along the lines of "Don't waste your money/ there are hotter girls here/ she's not worth a dance"? If you don't like me, fair enough, but I'm not talking to you and I'm trying to work here - let him make up his own mind.

    What do guys get out this except comming off as the biggest a-hole in the place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessamin View Post
    What I really don't get is the guys who, when I am talking to their friend and things are going well, turn around and say something to their buddy along the lines of "Don't waste your money/ there are hotter girls here/ she's not worth a dance"? If you don't like me, fair enough, but I'm not talking to you and I'm trying to work here - let him make up his own mind.

    What do guys get out this except comming off as the biggest a-hole in the place?
    You hit the nail on the head....assholes.

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