Am I the only one who has had disasters doing pole tricks? I have had a few in my day and was hoping that I'm not alone! Here are some of my unglamorous maneuvers that have been done once, or multiple times (sigh):
1. Slippage on a greasy pole, went crashing down and banged my head-HARD
2. Hard spin with my leg out, kicked someone in their head-HARD
3. Too many tricks right handed, broke my rib (have actually learned from this one-now I do tricks right and left handed-DUH!)
4. Crunched my tits, doing inversion, and inchworm
5. Coming down into the splits, without proper warm-up, totally pulled a leg muscle
6. Backbend, coming up, getting a cramp in my ass and falling forward
These are just a few for now-I don't want to sound like a complete fucking idiot. I do have a disclaimer though-I've been doing tricks on/off for 10 years, so I've had many mishaps. HAHA!



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