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    Default 5 Types of Dancers / 3 Types of Custies

    This is just for fun - I found it on the internet - Do you agree with any of it?

    THE FIVE TYPES OF DANCERS

    The Perfect 10 a.k.a The Pretty Girl
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    Could be new; could be a career girl. However, always totally gorgeous and has a smoking body. However, she gets by completely on her looks and works better as eye candy than as a lap dancer. Avoid this one unless you're at an all-nude, no-touch club.

    The New Kid on the Block
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    This girl's new to stripping. She's often very pretty and usually is working her way through college. Her inexperience makes her inconsistent. She can be good or bad, depending on the girl. She might be too nervous to give a good show, but she might be more adventurous and "go that extra mile." Take this gamble only if she'll actually drink what you buy her from the bar.

    The Lifer
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    This girl is way past her prime. She may have been hot 15 or 20 years ago, but too many kids, too much drinking and too much smoking has taken its toll. The other girls won't tip her even if they're using your money. Don't be surprised if she's related to the club owner.

    The Bait-and-Switch
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    Watch out for these girls as they cover a variety of demographics. These strippers are out for fast cash and don't have any regular customers. They prey on the new guys. Their m.o. is to promise or imply extras, especially if they quote you a specific tip amount, but never deliver.

    The Career Girl
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    Unless you're looking for a specific body type, you're going to have your best time with this girl. She's usually a 6 to an 8 - hot enough to fulfill the stripper fantasy, but not perfect. Realistically, they often have a boyfriend or husband, they're a working mother and a little older (late 20s or early 30s). However, she's got a stock of regulars, and she's figured out the biz. She knows how to show a good time, she's a good provider and definitely worth the money.

    THE THREE TYPES OF CUSTIES

    The Party Boy
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    This guy is up for living life like a rock star. He’s there with at least one compadre and often appears in a large group of like-minded hooligans—every guy in a bachelor party falls into this category, only there to throw down lots of booze, grab lots of tail, and feel like a bigshot. for him, the women are merely utilitarian to these ends, like a line of coke or a snifter of cognac. They aren’t real people, they’re just tools with pretty faces and exposed tits. They’re there to carouse and indulge; the hell raising is entirely about his ego. The lies he’s able to convince himself of, and the perceived esteem he is able to convince himself that others hold him in. At the end of the night this guy either goes home alone, returning to his wife/girlfriend, or once in a while he might be able to make arrangements to meet a dancer outside of the club for late night partying. At the end of the night he’s forced to reconcile with the fact that he just spent a shitload of cash for nothing tangible whatsoever. If he’s cool with that, his chances of becoming a regular patron have just gone up by 300%. If this happens, his chances of evolving into the following two categories has been all but assured.

    The Lonely Outcast
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    For one reason or more, this poor fellow just can’t make it work with women. He’s overweight, unattractive, socially awkward, clueless, damaged goods, hates women, hates himself, insecure, misinformed, is too damned busy, is a sex addict, or some combination of the above. There’s a vacant, desperate cast to his eyes. For whatever reason, he is unable to lead a "normal, healthy lifestyle" with a woman. Yet, like everyone else, he has needs that must be met and wanking it to images on a screen doesn’t cut the mustard. He’s not much of a talker, he schleps in with a furtive resolve, doesn’t socialize with other patrons. Perhaps he has his favorite dancer if he’s a regular, and most of these guys do become regulars. He doesn’t waste much time—he’s in the first and last wave of attendees, he gets his thrill on, spends his money and leaves fast, back into that cold, empty night.

    The Unhappily Married Man
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    Generally older with some affluence. They are typically decent dudes past their prime, who don’t bother hiding their wedding rings. Everyone knows what time it is with them. These men arrive dressed fairly well, they’ve polished themselves up, and their mood upon arrival ranges from chipper and upbeat to melancholy and maudlin. They’re in complete touch with their reason for being there and it is rarely if ever about raunchy kicks. These guys are there to find or patronize that one girl who can take away their pain for a few hours. The UMM is well aware that the dancer of his affections is primarily interested in his money, but he doesn’t care; he’s been in a loveless marriage for so long that all he really wants is a sense of intimacy and the semblance of romance; he accepts that it’s all an illusion. He provides cash enough so that his dancer’s needs are met for the night and then some so that they can lavish all of their attention onto him, listens to him, touches him with gentleness. He develops an emotional attachment to his favorite girl, genuinely wishes her well and earnestly hopes that he can help her with her problems. The smart dancer seeks this sort of customer out, as it’s the easiest work for the largest amount of cash. Not just any dancer can pull this off, but some of the women make upwards of two grand per night off of their regulars, and often they don’t even bump and grind for it; they merely curl up and talk quietly, touch with affection, and play make-believe for a while. Unsurprisingly, it’s fairly common for the dancer to develop real affection for her sugar daddy, as they come to understand that they’ve become therapists to a soul in pain. Nevertheless, at the end of the night he, too, goes home alone. And he always comes back.

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    Well, that settles it then...


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: 5 Types of Dancers / 3 Types of Custies

    Thanks for the entertaining post. One thing: there are several "newbie strippers" that aren't so young anymore. Maybe the economy???

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    Christ..

    Kind of makes me glad I don't fit into any of that - nor do any of my customer "friends"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    The Bait-and-Switch
    I would submit that this is a larger category that includes 99% of the women in the West. LOL

    Also I'd propose at least two more custies:

    1) Misogynists with lots of disposable income.
    2) Their married friends with lots of disposable income.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    I would submit that this is a larger category that includes 99% of the women in the West. LOL
    I have to say it. You are a pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I have to say it. You are a pig.
    I have to add asshole to that.

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    Thank you ladies for those poignant ad hominem remarks. I do enjoy them.

    But what makes me a pig and asshole?

    How is it not bait and switch when so many have fake nails, hair extensions, fake boobs, liposuction, high heals, makeup, botox, starving themselves to size 4 and are basically Sex N the City wannabes trying to snag their Mr Big into matrimony?

    BTW, I loved that movie, rocking sound track, I was so on Big's side when he ditched Carrie at the alter. Of course I was a little disappointed with the ending.

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    Default Re: 5 Types of Dancers / 3 Types of Custies

    You really think that saying strippers are fake and just out for... marriage? isn't insulting? And just plain out incorrect. They're there to do their job making you think they'd love nothing more then to run away with you.

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    Jack I bet you must be unhappily married man aren't you? you self praiser you, lol, wanna come play with me =p jk. hmmmmmm interesting post nevertheless

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettyboop09 View Post
    Jack I bet you must be unhappily married man aren't you? you self praiser you, lol, wanna come play with me =p jk. hmmmmmm interesting post nevertheless
    I WAS in that category,...except for I was mid-thirties and didn't give away thousands of dollars a night...

    I'm happily single now... Nevertheless, I'd love to come play with you.

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    How is it not bait and switch when so many have fake nails, hair extensions, fake boobs, liposuction, high heals, makeup, botox, starving themselves to size 4 and are basically Sex N the City wannabes trying to snag their Mr Big into matrimony?
    LOL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi_Girl View Post
    You really think that saying strippers are fake and just out for... marriage? isn't insulting? And just plain out incorrect. They're there to do their job making you think they'd love nothing more then to run away with you.
    Oh no, you misunderstand. I'm merely pointing out the fact that MOST women are actresses playing a role for a goal. IOW, women I meet in a strip club are no different than women I meet outside a strip club except that in the strip club they are trying to trick me out of my money and on the outside they are trying to trick me into marriage or a long term relationship.

    I try to have the shortest relationships possible with women as I've come to see them as avoidable liabilities. I engage in relationships as long as I have to, to get what I want, then leave as fast as I can. So a strip club is pretty much the ultimate venue for me to have some fun with women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    I try to have the shortest relationships possible with women as I've come to see them as avoidable liabilities. I engage in relationships as long as I have to, to get what I want, then leave as fast as I can. So a strip club is pretty much the ultimate venue for me to have some fun with women.

    And that,guys, is the key for a happy social life!

    NOT!
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    Oh no, you misunderstand. I'm merely pointing out the fact that MOST women are actresses playing a role for a goal. IOW, women I meet in a strip club are no different than women I meet outside a strip club except that in the strip club they are trying to trick me out of my money and on the outside they are trying to trick me into marriage or a long term relationship.

    I try to have the shortest relationships possible with women as I've come to see them as avoidable liabilities. I engage in relationships as long as I have to, to get what I want, then leave as fast as I can. So a strip club is pretty much the ultimate venue for me to have some fun with women.
    And that is why you go to strip clubs.. because you can treat the women there ( most anyway ) as you wish and escape intact. Because they, and believe me I DO NOT put myself in that lump - have to put up with it.

    If you truly believe that strippers, in general are out to marry some rich man then you Mister Drama are seriously delusional. Fitting name BTW.

    Guys like you just make me laugh .. amusing.


    What's wrong with the fake nails, plastic surgery - dyed hair and so on? You want some Mommy type shlump chick that looks like she just rolled out of bed rubbing on you? Oh wait - I know, you are into the missing teeth trailer living sort of home-down gal who goes Au natural and doesn't shave.

    Sorry Bub, I'm going to take care of myself. As most of us "strippers" do. Like it or not. I suggest you deal.

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    Um, I've never had to or tried to "trick" any guy into any damn thing, in the club or OTC. I'm not "fake" at all, even at work. I never lead any guy on, be it a customer or someone I actually know in the real world. As soon as you walk into a strip club, you know the deal, and frequenting strip clubs then complaining that all these women are just robots with fake body parts trying to scam you into an actual relationship shows that you probably know less about the business than anyone I know. You really think any of the women at the club would ever date you in a million years? Seriously? They might meet up with you, but they just want your money, and you obviously have so little success with women that you're a very easy target. You hate women because you've gotten rejected a lot, and you choose to blame them for not accepting who you are (a scumbag). So you're out to try and insult and use as many women as possible to make you feel good about yourself, but you're just a hypocrite with warped views of reality.
    Way to be a total cliche, dude. Good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post

    How is it not bait and switch when so many have fake nails, hair extensions, fake boobs, liposuction, high heals, makeup, botox, starving themselves to size 4 and are basically Sex N the City wannabes trying to snag their Mr Big into matrimony?
    You did not read what a "bait and switch" is.
    The Bait-and-Switch
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    ...Their m.o. is to promise or imply extras, especially if they quote you a specific tip amount, but never deliver.
    They are the ones that will "promise or imply" you will get a BJ in VIP then deliver an air dance. It has nothing to do with using paints and powders to beguile men or looking to be a trophy wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post

    I try to have the shortest relationships possible with women as I've come to see them as avoidable liabilities. I engage in relationships as long as I have to, to get what I want, then leave as fast as I can. So a strip club is pretty much the ultimate venue for me to have some fun with women.

    Wait! Wait! i know this was somewhere in the description of the 3 types of customers. Oh yea! the second one:

    The lonely outcast: There’s a vacant, desperate cast to his eyes. For whatever reason, he is unable to lead a "normal, healthy lifestyle" with a woman.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl_the_Pearl View Post
    You did not read what a "bait and switch" is.
    They are the ones that will "promise or imply" you will get a BJ in VIP then deliver an air dance. It has nothing to do with using paints and powders to beguile men or looking to be a trophy wife.
    Get me a sleigh. I agree with Earl. Hell just froze over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    Oh no, you misunderstand. I'm merely pointing out the fact that MOST women are actresses playing a role for a goal. IOW, women I meet in a strip club are no different than women I meet outside a strip club except that in the strip club they are trying to trick me out of my money and on the outside they are trying to trick me into marriage or a long term relationship.
    Do you really think this only applies to women? Don't guys buy cars, wear clothes, etc. to project a certain image; another words play a "role" to attain a certain "goal"?

    Also, most of the dancers I've gotten to know are independent by nature. Given their position, they have had many offers by customers to "rescue" them, and generally they want nothing to do with that it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    Do you really think this only applies to women? Don't guys buy cars, wear clothes, etc. to project a certain image; another words play a "role" to attain a certain "goal"?
    Yeah,... when I go to a bar, I'll do anything and say anything to get laid... It's not that I tell lies,... I just play certain "roles"... to get laid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    Oh no, you misunderstand. I'm merely pointing out the fact that MOST women are actresses playing a role for a goal. IOW, women I meet in a strip club are no different than women I meet outside a strip club except that in the strip club they are trying to trick me out of my money and on the outside they are trying to trick me into marriage or a long term relationship.

    Oh YEAH! That's IT, I am just SO marriage minded and so fabulously desperate that I will do or say anything to get some random dude to marry me. Po widdle me, I SO need a man to support, take care of and marry me.

    NOT.

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    ...where does "Otis the regular club drunk" fit in those three?
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Jezzebelle: No you miss my point completely.

    Crow2: No I don't go to strip clubs to be abusive to women. I go because they are fun. We men folk love women we don't know very well.

    Where did you get the idea that "I" think strippers are out to Marry a rich dude? I never said that, the one I "dated" had a chance to "date" Bruce Smith, she turned him down. If she was looking for a meal ticket she surely would have taken him. She told me rich dudes treat ladies like shit. I believe her. You lost me with the rest of your diatribe...

    firemaiden04: Your arguments are in your head. I do not think any stripper wants to have a relationship with me any more than any other woman on the planet. I disagree with the premise that women who are strippers and those who aren't strippers are "different". Women are women, whether they be scientists or Target cashiers, they are all basically the same. The rest of your post is just a typical female diatribe. You don't know me well enough to speculate on such matters.

    Earl_the_Pearl:
    Sorry, you're right. I took the conversation into an entirely new direction. I am NOT interested in extras girls.

    Athenathefabulous: Nice. However, I'm not lonely nor an outcast. Although I have an unhealthy obsession with facebook. I update my status constantly as if any of my 100+ "friends" give a damn what I'm doing.

    verfolgung: Very true, I drive new cars all the time, where sports coats and designer watches. I bathe daily and groom. It's late and I'm buzzing, but I think I mentioned that strippers are my favorite women because of their independance and courage. It's a tuff job... and the resuce men are WAY bigger assholes than me, and that's saying something. LOL

    Jack: Seriously dude, You do one night stands? You either have a disease or one is in your future.

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    Getting back to the OP, it was mildly amusing, sort of. But there are so many other kinds of customers and dancers.

    Like the bullshit artist, for instance. No matter what amount of money or power he is worth or has, he's got to exaggerate in order to impress the dancers. You know, playing a role and using artifice to get what he wants.



    No offense to the many honest customers out there.
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