When I first started stripping like a year and a half ago, I carried a backpack to and from work that had all my outfits in it. Then I graduated to carrying a suitcase that was pretty full. Then I said "fuck it" and got a lock and started using the tiny lockers there. And I only kept my top outfits, shoes, and stripper jewelry in there. The suitcase I threw in the trunk of my car, where it sat for a good six months or so.
So the other day, I decided to bring the suitcase inside and go through it. And OMGwhat the hell was I thinking? There wasn't a single outfit in that suitcase that I could imagine wearing in a million years. And I used to wear them all the time. I mean, even the G-strings weren't shaped right for my ass. Granted, I've gone down several sizes since I started stripping, but I was always pretty small.
Like this one: http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-81463-...skirt-set.aspx
Looks great on the model...but the top actually fits like a sports bra. NO cleavage. NO shaping. So tight in the bust it pushes you totally flat-and I'm a 34D, my tits are a big moneymaker. And the skirt is ridiculously long. Absolutely terrible.
And this one: http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-84363-...xy-skirts.aspx
Good idea...but the way the top fit, I might as well have brought in my boyfriend's shirt to wear, because it was about that loose, and it wrinkled immediately and looked infinitely terrible when it wasn't freshly ironed. And the skirt was waaaay too long, and if I sweated at all when wearing it, the blue dye would run and stain my legs and G-string, even after washing it.
Everytime I see newbies going crazy with buying the outfits, I'm always like, "DON'T. You'll regret it. Buy two or three things you absolutely love, and then wait." Cause inevitably, they'll shell out all this cash for something they "kinda like," just cause they feel weird only having two or three outfits. And maybe they'll wear it a few times, and then it goes into the back of the locker, where she'll discover it in six months and be horrified with herself.
What about you, ladies? What are some of the horrendous fashion and/or makeup mistakes you've made?



what the hell was I thinking? There wasn't a single outfit in that suitcase that I could imagine wearing in a million years. And I used to wear them all the time. I mean, even the G-strings weren't shaped right for my ass. Granted, I've gone down several sizes since I started stripping, but I was always pretty small.
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