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    When I was still fairly new to dancing when I was working at a club where the g-strings were so small they were almost non existent, this club happened to have a very tall pole (it went upstairs as well to the champagne room lofts) that had alot of blacklights & other lights around it, I was going pee when I heard them call me to set so I ran out, and halfway though sometime tells me my string was hanging out.. ugh, definitely went home after that, lol.

    Another day, I'd drank WAYYYY too much, and at that club we had really heaven wooden bathroom doors, either way I must of opened the door into my head, or stood up into a paper towel dispenser (I'm still not sure), but when I walked back into the dressing room people started freaking out. I'd spit my head clean open and had had no idea, lol.. I'm talking blood EVERYWHERE, especially because I'd been drinking. My bright self however cleaned up, left work, and went to another bar lol, instead of the hospital. I'm just glad I went to the dressing room first and not on stage or the floor, lol.

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    I was riding my bike to work and I got hit by a car.He basically knocked me off the bike bent the rim and caused me a badly bruised and sprained ankel and bleeding scraped knees hands and elbows. So I arrive at work and the house mom bandages me up. I worked in so much pain limping around the stages and I am sure I was not smiling much.I made barely any money that night .I should have just taken some time off to heal up. Francinista

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    One night, I did my mainstage routine and rotated to the upstairs VIP stage. Afterward, while walking back down the stairs, my heel caught the edge of a step and I went tumbling down, landing flat on my ass. I thought I would be able to get away with no one noticing since the stairs were behind the custies. Next thing I know, the words, "Dylan has fallen down the staircase" comes over the intercom. Apparently, the dj was talking into the walkie talkie but left the mic on as well. Needless to say, everyone turned to see me sprawled across the floor.

    I asked my dj to put on a really bad ass light show for me one night for my set. He turned off all the main stage lights and put the strobe lights on the highest setting for a small portion of the song. It didn't occur to me that maybe that would be a good point to stop walking forward so I walked clear off the main stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    ^^ Oooh, that sucks. I once cut my knee on stage (nail was poking up on the tip rail), and didn't even notice until a customer pointed it out (adrenaline much??). I looked down and there was blood eeeeverywhere. HOT.
    That is hot, I would've tipped you extra

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    One of the most unusual clubs I danced at had a show with drag queens,male strippers and female strippers and we all shared the same dressing room,there was not really a stage we just walked across the dance floor and danced through out the club and got most of our tips as we danced past the customers sitting at the bar. Francinista

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    dancing nude with a yeast infection. details would require tmi but it was one of the most embarrassing and uncomfortable situations ever.

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    Dancing with a high fever, god that was horrible. I was so tired and felt like I was going to pass out all night.

    I think we all know what it's like to have to pee something fierce and someone wants dances, a lot of them and you feel like you're gonna burst.

    I had an eye infection that made me look like Quasimodo and my boss told me to wear my hair over my eye so no one could see my swollen eyelid. It was so horrible, those people were total scum.

    Ummm, I've fallen on stage a few good times. Totally sober too! for some reason i'm always sober when I bust my ass. I've done crazy routines when blacked out but when i'm sober I ALWAYS trip on the carpet, trip on the stairs, step on my own feet or land something wrong and fall down like Charlie Brown.

    Farting is always funny and horrifying to think about but i've done it!
    Gold star for me! lol!

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    i love to do fast spinning pole tricks. i take a week off work and come back (no one mentions that something might be different) and head up to do my first set on main. i grab the pole and throw myself around HARD to get momentum on our (up til now) stationary pole and spin about a thousand miles an hour, upside down and dizzy, slide down still spinning, and get my hair wrapped around the bolt at the bottom of our New Spinning Pole. i had to lay on stage with my head attached to the pole and yell for another dancer to come untangle me. epic stripper fail.

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    A few nights ago there was a really sweet customer who booked me for ages. We were just talking most of the time and I felt really relaxed with him, so I was laying down with my head on his lap. And then he farted.. Boy did I get up quickly! And then he farted AGAIN. I was so stunned I didn't say anything. He never apologised. No wonder these guys don't succeed with women in the real world.

    A year ago when I had just started dancing in Australia, a couple I knew from my country in Europe, came into the club. No one at home knew I was a dancer and I wanted to keep it that way. I didn't spot them before I was actually on the stage and I FREAKED. They kept yelling my real name and it was fucking awful. After my set I escaped to the DR and refused to go back on the floor before they left. Apparently they were requesting me for a lap dance for ages before they eventually got asked to leave.

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    This happened right before I stopped dancing.

    It was a really busy Saturday night, and towards the end of it there was this epic stripper fight between one of the top girls and another drunk girl who had tried to fuck the first one's boyfriend (who was also the manager). I guess the drunk girl had said something really bad about the other dancer's 2-year-old son, and got her ass handed to her. For some reason, the bouncers didn't really handle the situation that well; they just separated the girls, but didn't send anyone home.

    So it's about closing time, and the club was still packed. I was supposed to be the last girl onstage that night, so I go into the DJ booth to pick out my music. There's this enormous crowd, and the stage seating is totally packed. And just when I'm starting my set, there's this huge commotion from over by the door to the dressing room (which is right next to the steps to the stage). The dancers somehow got into it again. The drunk chick had come back downstairs and tried to attack the other one, and the bouncers were restraining her and trying to get her back to the dressing room. But she won't go, and she's literally doing the thing where she grabs onto the door jamb and won't let go. And this girl is absolutely tiny--tall and skinny, barely any muscle on her at all. So there's three ENORMOUS bouncers trying to muscle her through the door, and it's not working, and she's screaming her head off and just babbling the weirdest drunk gibberish, and won't let go of the door jamb. A few times she somehow wiggles out of their grasp and tries to make a run for it back at the first girl, who is at the bar. The bouncers keep lunging after her and catching her after a few strides, then carry her back to the doorway, where she grabs hold of the door jamb once again. This seriously goes on for like three or four solid minutes.

    Needless to say, NOBODY is paying attention to me at all. The DJ turns my music way down and is leaning out of the DJ booth to watch. Customers have literally turned around their chairs at the stage to watch. So I stop even trying to dance, and I'm just leaning with my back against the pole and my arms crossed, watching the show. They finally get her through the door, and everyone claps and cheers. Then they all start to get up to leave, like it was the finale of the night. The DJ runs back into the booth and makes this wicked awkward announcement about how "There's still one dancer left, ladies and gentlemen, so put your hands together one last time for...LILITH!" And then he turns the music back up but doesn't restart it, and everyone half-assed sits back down. And I'm still standing leaning against the pole. So I end up not even dancing, just chatting with everyone about the fight, cause it's all the customers want to talk about. They're laughing with me and seem pretty chill. They finally ask me if I can do any pole tricks, so I start my best one, and as soon as I do, the DJ just switches off the music and turns off the stage lights, then makes the closing announcement. It was probably the most anticlimactic set I ever had.

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    I only recently figured out that I'm allergic to a lot of the grains most vodkas are made from, and my drink of choice for years was vodka cran..

    I've spent a lot of stage shows climbing the pole to the top so I can fart in peace and not scare custies.

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    NBA Finals, Mavs playing. I didn't even try, I just stood on the stage and cheered for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissMynxx View Post
    It was a full-nude club, and this girl went on stage, got naked, laid on her back with her legs spread RIGHT in front of a customer. Her tampon string was hanging out - and her tampon had leaked so it was all bloody. *shudder* She proceeded to PLAY WITH HER STRING in front of the customer, get her fingers bloody - and I shit you not - LICK THEM OFF.

    I almost barfed. The worst part? The guy bought a dance from her. OMG.
    oh thats fuckin nasty! ewwwww.
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    I havent had too much bad shit or if I have Ive blocked it out. Did get my period on stage once but I was drunk so I was embarrassed at the time. I also had a clip in hair extension go flying onto a customer with a eager hair flick move.

    These two friends told me and although they sound insane they really did happen. Both are besties and wouldnt make it up.

    My friend was doing a show with another girl (table dancing) and the other girls bloody tampon was being gradually pushed out of her nooni till it landed on the stage with a thump. Apparently the girl was so fucked that she didnt care. Thats when my friend left this club because she realised what bad trash bags they were.

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    Oh and I forgot the funnier one.

    So my friend is a DJ and was a club manager for many many years. One day he reckons this chick did an inverted v on the pole and as she did it a turd actually projectile flew through the air out of her ass and landed right in front of a customer. Apparently she left it there. Finished her set, left the club and never came back. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    I havent had too much bad shit or if I have Ive blocked it out. Did get my period on stage once but I was drunk so I was embarrassed at the time. I also had a clip in hair extension go flying onto a customer with a eager hair flick move.

    These two friends told me and although they sound insane they really did happen. Both are besties and wouldnt make it up.

    My friend was doing a show with another girl (table dancing) and the other girls bloody tampon was being gradually pushed out of her nooni till it landed on the stage with a thump. Apparently the girl was so fucked that she didnt care. Thats when my friend left this club because she realised what bad trash bags they were.
    Best vag word EVAR.

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    ^LOL its what my best friend calls it. shes hungarian. I still dont know if its hungarian slang or just her pet name. haha

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    Best vag word EVAR.
    my exact thoughts when I read that hahahahha

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    I've accidently burped in a customer's ear while doing a dance (I was trying to seductively breathe in it)

    I've farted more times than I can remember.

    Had a wig come all the way off during a lap dance.

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    These are all soooo funny!!! All I could think was doing something so humiliting at the club and coming to terms with it when you wake up the next morning. That's worse IMO than what ever it was actually happening. The ripple effect of stupidity... (people talking about it when you come back and seeming to never forget it) I would usually not come back for a couple days to give someone else a chance to fuck up!

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    The funniest: Earlier this year when I was working in England I took a weeks vacation to Spain to get some sun but being the idiot and inexperienced sun-bather I am I went to the beach with sunscreen on my legs only up to my mini skirt which I took off so I ended up with nice, tanned legs, SEVERELY red sunburn between the skirt and the bikini line and my pale as hell white ass (seriously this was 7 months ago and you can still make out the tan lines). I tried covering it up the first couple of nights but it didn't work so I just thought fuck it and made silly jokes about it. Even the staff who sit and watched the dances joked that they couldn't tell whether to mark me down for a topless or nude dance because my stark white ass made it look like I still had knickers on.

    The Worst: Dancing with a trapped sciatic nerve. Fucking OW! Pretty much any way I moved my leg would cause shocks of pain through my entire right leg, even sitting would trigger it. When I asked to go home early because of the severe leg pain every time I moved (and I never ask to leave early unless it's dire, seriously twice in 2 and a half years) they said only if I did another stage show which I couldn't believe but agreed to do. I got on stage and did the slowest show holding every move for as long as possible without trying to wince from pain then slowly limped out of there.

    I've several times had my shoe fly off on stage (thankfully never hitting anyone), had to suppress or subtly cough when talking to custies more times than I can count, and once had to run out of a lap dance when I noticed I had blood running down my leg (thankfully the guy didn't notice, I was new and he thought I was just embarrassed or shy).

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    I had a week of working with a carpet burn all down my spine :s I had to tell customers I'd had a tattoo removed.

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    My very first night, infact my very first dance I broke a pair of shoes and came crashing down then I got so upset I threw up. To top it all of the dj announced I was haveing tummy troubles from first night jitters. Needless to say I didn't make much except for the guys who tipped me in pity.

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    I did a private party for a house full of bull dykes. The androgynous "Pat" types, but more biker ish. It was .... interesting.
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    My club decided to carpet the stage, so all the girls took the grip off the bottom of their shoes so we didn't stick to the stage - but that meant we all started ding banana skin falls around the club on the concrete floor. Ouch!!

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