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    The other day while I was on stage, this dude made this big scene about me dancing. Saying "now that's what I'm talking about!!" and "this girl is sexy as a mofo!!" He then proceeded to take out this huge stack of ones, pull out a single dollar, tipped me and then put the stack away. Normally this would piss me off, but it was such a silly situation I started cracking up. The customers sitting next to him were confused and one actually said "seriously?" So they each tipped me $10. Win for me

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    I saw a reaaallly drunk girl piss herself on the pole. It was one of those rotating poles, so she's up there spinning around, and the pee is spinning right along with her. It was like one of those sprinklers.

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    I was on stage dancing when I notice that my right foot kept slipping.I was getting mad at the girl before me for maybe wearing oil on stage. Thinking now shes messing with my tips cuz I'm afraid of falling, when my right foot slipped again. Got the bright idea to look and found a 2 foot long line of toilet paper flying behind me.

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    I was in the bathroom when I hear this huge commotion outside on the stage. I hurry up and wash my hands and run out just in time to see this WRECKED blonde dancer take an epic head-over-heels tumble over the tip rail and flat on her ass, in front of a packed club. She was trying to attack a customer she claimed had been throwing change at her on stage. But she was so drunk she didn't really try to go OVER the tip rail, just through it.

    Later that night, after the club was closed and we were all waiting to leave, the girl freaks out and comes downstairs screaming that someone stole her weed out of her bag in the dressing room, and all the girls who work there are whores and thieves and she's going to stomp a bitch, etc. etc. She was trying to be all ghetto and it just wasn't working. There were cameras in the dressing room and all the girls who worked there knew it; we never really had a problem with people stealing. She was like throwing bar stools and everything, but she wasn't very strong, so it was more like she was picking them up and then dropping them. Everyone just pointed and laughed, and that was the last night we ever saw her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissMynxx View Post
    It was a full-nude club, and this girl went on stage, got naked, laid on her back with her legs spread RIGHT in front of a customer. Her tampon string was hanging out - and her tampon had leaked so it was all bloody. *shudder* She proceeded to PLAY WITH HER STRING in front of the customer, get her fingers bloody - and I shit you not - LICK THEM OFF.

    I almost barfed. The worst part? The guy bought a dance from her. OMG.

    ...and we feel bad when we get rejected by these people!!??!
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Quote Originally Posted by dtxgirl View Post
    I've spent a lot of stage shows climbing the pole to the top so I can fart in peace and not scare custies.

    thought I was the only one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    ^ Lol!

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    I was doing a private party for 5 wealthy businessmen in town for a conference. we were in this gorgeous fancy hotel and we were excited because we knew we were going to make bank. well, on our way up to the room in the elevator, we meet a PROSTITUTE and one of the guys starts chatting it up with her and she comes to the room with us!! so the hooker and the guy go into the bedroom and start banging while my partner and i are giving lapdances in the other room. talk about awkward. there was no reason to leave since the guys were paying $40 for a lap dance and weren't touching innapropriately so we just decided to get in, make the money, then get oooout. it was funny because they had this balcony and large glass doors that went from the balcony to the bedroom, and since the guy and the hooker had the lights on, they couldn't see OUT onto the balcony because the light reflected against the window, but you could see IN. i didn't want to look but i couldn't not take a peek. i went out onto the balcony and saw the guy slamming the hooker in the bedroom. one of the funniest but DEFINITELY the most awkward private party i had ever done.

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    ^ Your post kinda sounds a bit anti-prostitute. Not sure if you meant it that way, but the way you throw around the word "hooker" makes the word sound like a pejorative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    ^ Your post kinda sounds a bit anti-prostitute. Not sure if you meant it that way, but the way you throw around the word "hooker" makes the word sound like a pejorative.

    i'm sorry... i didn't mean it that way... everyone makes their own life choices and i respect people who do what they want... its just the way this woman carried herself and acted, very rude and she was definitely high on some kind of drug. i dont judge people who are escorts or prostitutes who are happy with what they do but this woman just seemed sad and doing it just for her addiction which made it that much more awkward to be in that hotel room doing the private party while she was in the other room supporting her habit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winged Dinghy View Post
    Once, my fake ponytail went flying off while I was pole dancing. I just grinned and ran my hands through my suddenly-short hair and tried to play it off like it was part of the routine. You know, sexily take off bikini top, sexily take off booty shorts, sexily take off fake ponytail.

    I'm not sure if this actually fooled anybody into thinking it was deliberate, but I didn't see any other way to deal with it. Also, for the rest of my set, I had to step around the fake ponytail, which was laying there like some kind of shaggy dead animal.
    haha! LOVE IT!! I would've done the same thing..
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    I once danced at a club that had a sewage pipe in the middle of the stage in place of a pole, it was a real dive though. I laugh when I think about how I tried to look sexy while dancing against a 5" diameter pipe gah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purrfect View Post
    A few nights ago there was a really sweet customer who booked me for ages. We were just talking most of the time and I felt really relaxed with him, so I was laying down with my head on his lap. And then he farted.. Boy did I get up quickly! And then he farted AGAIN. I was so stunned I didn't say anything. He never apologised. No wonder these guys don't succeed with women in the real world.
    LOL ~ reminded me of the time I was doing a dance, and I got down on my knees and the guy wrapped his legs around my neck real quick and farted. Then he put his legs back down like nothing happened! Bouncers threw him out obviously, I was new and pretty grossed out.

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    The owner was fucking this dancer in the office, which was right next to the dressing room, and she was wicked loud and soooo faking orgasms...and her "orgasms" (and her laugh, incidentally) sounded like that noise Lorraine makes on MadTV.

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    ^ Fabulous.

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    Ive had a guy get arrested while i was in the middle of giving him a dance. Apparently he was bragging to a guy about have a gun and joking about robbing the place..instead of trying to kick him out they called the police who came in and arrested him while i was completely naked in front of him...and i never got paid

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    I've also had a guy fall asleep in the vip (we dont have liquor). Usually this is awesome as i just walk around and check in on him only he was sitting on my outfit and his one leg was draped over mine..I didnt want to get up in fear that id wake him up and have to dance so i just sat there for a good 30 minutes under his leg waiting for a bouncer to come tell me my hour was up.

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    OMG I am laughing so hard reading some of these!

    I'm sure I've got a ton that I can't think of but here's a few.

    When I did my first dance at my second club, a guy had a mini flashlight on a keychain and flashed it up on me (there...) because he wanted to see my "sweet little p***y."

    Last night a guy brought cubic zirconia stud earrings and tried to sell them to me for $100. I lol'd so hard...he even tried to convince me they were expensive and very precious.

    One time I was drunk walking off the stage in new super-high shoes and fell forward onto my knees. It was dead so only a bouncer saw.

    One time I was standing at the bar talking to a customer in said super-high shoes when for some reason, the ankle strap broke. A customer nearby saw and was trying not to laugh at me.

    When I did private parties, when doing whipped cream shots, one guy wanted to take it from my arm pits. After the show ended, I headed home, but they called me to come back since their second stripper never showed. I forgot my whipped cream, so this time he wanted to lick BBQ sauce from my arm pit.

    One party wanted to pour beer down my back.

    One time a girl's shoe flew off when doing a pole trick. Luckily it didn't go in the direction of the audience. Ankle straps, ladies!

    One time a guy offered me $50 to punch out a girl.
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