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    As entertaining of an idea as this sounds, I have to agree with Stripper Hacks:

    Isn't the point of being a stripper or exotic performer is so that you don't have to clean toilets?

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    Isn't the point of scrubbing toilets so that you don't have to take your clothes off for a living?

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    Plus the idea of meeting a customer you've never seen before in their own private residence is way too dangerous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Okay I hate to burst peoples bubbles but topless cleaning is a front for other dealings. Don't be surprised if a guys asks you to have sex with them even if you tell them "no sex".
    Maybe for some agencies, but mine really is a straightforward, cleaning only service. This is very clear on the website, the paperwork, and in any dealings the guys have with us. Of course, sometimes they ask me for sex. I just say no.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Real house cleaning can be expensive. Topless cleaning is much cheaper and the guys get to see you nekked.
    Really? We charge $90/hour with a 2 hour minimum. I doubt that people pay MORE than that just to get a clean house from a clothed maid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Isn't the point of being a stripper or exotic performer is so that you don't have to clean toilets?
    For some people, maybe. For me, the point is to get a lot of money by capitalizing on my physical assets. And frankly, I would rather scrub toilets for $90 an hour than hustle to grind dick in a dead club.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Isn't the point of scrubbing toilets so that you don't have to take your clothes off for a living?
    I like cleaning, I like money, I like being naked, and I like not having to touch anybody. So it works well for me.



    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Sorry the two co-mingling don't make sense unless you are completely role-playing, not cleaning and there is no sex involved.
    I'm sure there are plenty of topless maid services that are really prostitution rings in disguise. I guess I'm just lucky to be with one of the good ones.

    My clients are mostly lonely guys who are trying to be cost-efficient with their money. They aren't necessarily all looking for sex. If they were, they'd call an escort. Everyone's feeling the economic pinch right now, so for a lot of them, it makes more sense to spend $180 and get two hours of naked girl time, plus a clean house, than to go to a club and maybe get a few drinks and 20 minutes with a stripper in VIP.

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    So I live in Jacksonville and was thinking about doing this. But there is an "agency" that charges only 60$ an hour. Then a week later i find them hiring in the jobs, only paying 25$ to the girl per hour. WTF. And I can put money on it they arent sending you with a driver or even getting copies of their IDs. Another reason why north FL blows.

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    Well South Florida blows too. Cheap whores ruined it for hot girls who like to make money!

    If one did want to do this, they'd be better to do it independantly but have a screening process.
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    Stripper Hacks––
    I've always LOVED cleaning. I loved being a hotel maid, and I have mild OCD so I like to organize and tidy up. I have no qualms about cleaning toilets, etc. I would much rather make around $90-$150/hour and let some dude feel me up a bit while I fulfill his "French maid fantasy," than try to sell dances minute by minute.
    one hangs a hat upon her tit/one carves a cross on her behind/they do not give a shit for wit/the boys i mean are not refined//they come with girls who bite and buck/who cannot read and cannot write/who laugh like they would fall apart/and masturbate with dynamite

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    This is all very interesting - thanks for posting ladies!

    I see both view points here.

    On one hand, I can see the appeal of being paid to clean naked....if paid enough.

    While I was still highschool-aged I cleaned houses during the summer (fully clothed) with another woman. Usually for 2-3 hours on a Saturday. She paid be from $100 to $140 bucks per job, depending on how difficult/long it was. This was in South Florida, btw.

    I like being naked, but If I was to clean homes again I would expect more than I was making as a teenager, ESSP. if I was nude/partly nude.

    Personally, I think I'd rather dance. Still and all, I'm going to keep an eye out on craigslist and see what the going rate around here is.

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    I'm guessing it is either not popular in Australia or the only agencies that do it are escort agencies?

    Out of curiousity, how does one get "into" the Erotic Maid or Bikini Maid Service ?

    We don't have craigslist here in Australia. Gumtree is our equivalent however rather strict on adult sort of postings. There are other sites "out there" however I doubt their popularity and/or quality.


    Anyone know how this works for Australia esp. the "no sex" part?


    What if you were willing to do XXX shows like you would at a private party however NO SEX ?


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    Default Re: Erotic maids!

    I wouldnt use craigslist for anything. Its such a joke. Even for the areas not in the adult sections.

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    I'm sorry but I would not go to the house of some stranger and bust my ass cleaning while wearing purposely provocative clothing for $100/1.5hrs. Even if I wasn't cleaning at all I would still charge way more. I'm honestly shocked at this low rate.

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    Actually... depending on the size of the house, the level of cleaning, and how dirty it is... most maid agencies charge about the same if not more. I would charge more because it's two services for one. And cleaning is hard work. Say... 150-300 per hour depending on how many clients you have etc. A champagne room can be 400-600 an hour, and you're not driving to their personal residence with that. I would definitely raise prices and invest in a beefy bouncer.

    I wouldn't mind trying this if it was strictly roleplay... I used to be a maid and have no desire to clean houses ever again. That said I can see why people like it... I'm a bit OCD myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    I'm sorry but I would not go to the house of some stranger and bust my ass cleaning while wearing purposely provocative clothing for $100/1.5hrs. Even if I wasn't cleaning at all I would still charge way more. I'm honestly shocked at this low rate.

    Totally!!!

    I dont want to be in a strangers house.. For the amount you get.. its really not worth it. The exotic maid.. topless or nude whatever... Even if its 60 to an 90 an hour - no way. I can make 60 within just 3 dances... and it isnt hard as cleaning. The guy is staring and you might be roleplaying with him too as cleaning and getting paid 60-90.. No deal.. Other exotic maids probably do extra on the side.. cause honestly I have no clue how this job can make an earning.

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    interesting reading this

    normal clothed cleaners in Australia get between $15 - $20 p.h for cleaning private houses

    topless waitress gets between $60 - $120 per hour

    honestly I think anyone wanting a proper house clean would go for a regular cleaner @ $25p/h thru an agency who specializes in cleaning not strippers or hookers for up to 5 times the price with no guarantee of a good clean .. dunno I think erotic nude house cleaners are just a little more of a fetish something an escort or fetish agency would cater for rather then a stripper...

    I could see something like this leading to extra's very quickly so I would say best suited for hooker or escort agency and asking those for fetish services ? Most likely would be cheaper and at least the client knew exactly what is involved ..
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    a dancer friend hired 2 MerryMaids to clean her apartment and lemme tell you they hustled her ass bad! She gave them a list of things she wanted done...a half an hour later they stopped and said "we charge per half hour and we only got this n this done, if you want us to finish you'll have to buy another half hour" this went on for 1.5 hours and they charged her 200 in the end and barely anything got cleaned. Haha! Worse than at strip clubs! little hustlers they are. Anyways, thought it was an appropriate story to share on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msincredible01 View Post
    a dancer friend hired 2 MerryMaids to clean her apartment and lemme tell you they hustled her ass bad! She gave them a list of things she wanted done...a half an hour later they stopped and said "we charge per half hour and we only got this n this done, if you want us to finish you'll have to buy another half hour" this went on for 1.5 hours and they charged her 200 in the end and barely anything got cleaned. Haha! Worse than at strip clubs! little hustlers they are. Anyways, thought it was an appropriate story to share on this thread.
    ^^ thats a good point, if you were to be an "erotic maid" in the mindset that you are in a club, u could come out with a lot more money than you are getting paid for hourly. Its very easy to dismiss it and say, "oh well thats more for an escort agency!" then a a job for a dancer, but Isn't it also very stereotyped that dancers give extras in the champagne room? (my point being is that, not everything is what it seems) You just have to trust the person your working for isn't going to set you up with a client that is expecting an escort.

    I would much rather clean one lonely mans house and work him for more $$, then go into a club everyday and deal with drunk men, drama crazed women, loud music, etc. And i do good in the clubs! Can't stand the environment tho.

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    And to the OP, Don't do ANYTHING OFF OF CRAIGSLIST. If you are in the NYC area I am sure there is an agency you can work for, who are experienced in screening calls and will ensure your safety. Craigslist is asking for trouble.

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