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    Curious Jack, by "hot" girls are you talking about Models?

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    Hey, it stops at two buttons for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Hehe, makes me think of the old saying: "Those who can, do...those who can't, teach."

    Have you picked up some hot chicks Jack? Is your pickup school material based on personal success with women, or tips obtained from women?
    Dude, I'm a young lawyer making $150k a year,... I've got a nice house with an awesome pool in an upscale neighborhood and I have also have an awesome beach house.... I keep relatively fit and I'm okay-looking... I don't really need to apply much skill... I just invite people over for a party, "hot" women show up, and everything else just takes care of itself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vmurphy252 View Post
    Hey, it stops at two buttons for me...
    That's cuz you gotz kla$$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Don't forget to slick your hair back and leave the first three buttons of your cheap dress shirt open. Kthx.
    no no thats too guido for me.

    im going for more of the mickey rourke look from The Wrestler

    All i need to do is die my hair blonde

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    Curious Jack, by "hot" girls are you talking about Models?
    Im thinking anything that will have sex with him. Including that monkey in your avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    Dude, I'm a young lawyer making $150k a year,... I've got a nice house with an awesome pool in an upscale neighborhood and I have also have an awesome beach house.... I keep relatively fit and I'm okay-looking... I don't really need to apply much skill... I just invite people over for a party, "hot" women show up, and everything else just takes care of itself...

    All you need now is bumper sticker that says "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks" and you're all set.

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    Yawl forgot the gold chains and hairy chest - toothpick clenched firmly between thoes oh so white teeth and the shades. Wear 'em indoors.

    Ummm.. as side note. Steroids make your wang small. Your definitely not going to get hot chicks with a small peen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Learn how to read and project body language cues. This is a rather sophisticated science, and probably not one that can be learned by the socially inept through the purchase of a book, but you may sell quite a few copies based on that topic, if you know anything about the reading of body language.

    Reading and projecting body language is the art of the con man. Ever watched a tv show where the actor had that right tone of voice and inflection, but it still seemed fake? That's because he/she didn't know how to project body language.

    One can literally appear to read minds if he/she is skilled in body language reading. This is how psychics ply their trade.
    You are right... Lawyers get training in presentation, persuasion skills and "reading" juries... In law school, they used to videotape us doing mock trials and then play it back and dissect every gesture, eye contact and body language... The program I developed worked like this too... videotaping actual "live" approaches and then playing back the tape and dissecting every element of the interaction... That is how you catch body language incongruities and correct them - by watching yourself on video... You cannot learn this by reading a book...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    You are right... Lawyers get training in presentation, persuasion skills and "reading" juries... In law school, they used to videotape us doing mock trials and then play it back and dissect every gesture, eye contact and body language... The program I developed worked like this too... videotaping actual "live" approaches and then playing back the tape and dissecting every element of the interaction... That is how you catch body language incongruities and correct them - by watching yourself on video... You cannot learn this by reading a book...
    You can't be sexy and or charming by reading a book either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Yawl forgot the gold chains and hairy chest - toothpick clenched firmly between thoes oh so white teeth and the shades. Wear 'em indoors.

    Ummm.. as side note. Steroids make your wang small. Your definitely not going to get hot chicks with a small peen.
    actually thats not true at all.

    steroids, if done exsessivly, over years and years of abuse, can cause testicle shrinkage. Which can in-turn cause penile dysfunctions ie,. not being able to get an erection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Yawl forgot the gold chains and hairy chest - toothpick clenched firmly between thoes oh so white teeth and the shades. Wear 'em indoors.

    Ummm.. as side note. Steroids make your wang small. Your definitely not going to get hot chicks with a small peen.
    Ok, now I'm really confused. What happened to the whole "size doesn't matter" thing?

    ::oints pistol at head:::

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    ^Where the hell did the smiley come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanderadama View Post
    Curious Jack, by "hot" girls are you talking about Models?
    Not necessarily... "hot" girls are the girls that,... when they walk through a room... all heads belonging to heterosexual males turn in unison... Every guy fantasizes about them... They could be dancers, models, actresses, etc... but, they don't have to be...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Fixed that for you

    LOL thats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raysworld View Post
    LOL thats funny
    I killed the post....HTML didn't seem to work so the effect wasn't as good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raysworld View Post
    actually thats not true at all.

    steroids, if done exsessivly, over years and years of abuse, can cause testicle shrinkage. Which can in-turn cause penile dysfunctions ie,. not being able to get an erection.

    in my world that's a small penis. Dunno how it works for you but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vmurphy252 View Post
    Ok, now I'm really confused. What happened to the whole "size doesn't matter" thing?

    ::: Points pistol at head:::
    I will be the first to admit, it kinda does. I take no issue with "average"... 5 and 3/4 to 6in. But anything smaller than that and I am just kinda ehh about it. However. 7in is nothing without some decent girth. So I guess size does matter, in two different ways.

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    I WAS kidding. I'm not going to go into my size, but I am not concerned. The pistol to the head was for the confusion factor... and to try and be funny. Being funny is much more important to me than my penis size.

    I must be extremely bored tonight. I am threadjacking because I don't want to go to sleep and have nothing better to do. Jeez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    in my world that's a small penis. Dunno how it works for you but...
    for me a small penis is when its inverted like a vagina. when im fully functional im like half a roll of pennies.


    thank god im gorgeous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I will be the first to admit, it kinda does. I take no issue with "average"... 5 and 3/4 to 6in. But anything smaller than that and I am just kinda ehh about it. However. 7in is nothing without some decent girth. So I guess size does matter, in two different ways.
    I am hung like can of pepsi

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    Quote Originally Posted by vmurphy252 View Post
    I WAS kidding. I'm not going to go into my size, but I am not concerned. The pistol to the head was for the confusion factor... and to try and be funny. Being funny is much more important to me than my penis size.

    I must be extremely bored tonight. I am threadjacking because I don't want to go to sleep and have nothing better to do. Jeez.
    quit fronting and sit over here with my in the small-cock-potentially-vagina club.

    You have to be good looking though. You can't have a small dick and be ugly as sin bro. You just can't

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    Ray, I'm the opposite. Fat but hung like a ... ok, maybe I'm just screwed. Figuratively speaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I am hung like can of pepsi
    Any one else have an image of carbonated semen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vmurphy252 View Post
    Ray, I'm the opposite. Fat but hung like a ... ok, maybe I'm just screwed. Figuratively speaking.
    ill trade you an inch per 10lbs.

    Im a svelte and smoldering 180lbs

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