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    Sorry, getting there on my own. Lost 40 lbs in the last 7 months. Gained 10 lbs of muscle. Seeing one of your ilk 3 times a week. Actually, with about 18% body fat, I'll weigh about 250.

    And I believe I will quit talking about myself now.

    Back to bashing men who write books about picking up hot women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raysworld View Post
    for me a small penis is when its inverted like a vagina. when im fully functional im like half a roll of pennies.


    thank god im gorgeous.
    I totally cracked up at this.

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    I totally cracked up at this.
    phew, i was getting nervous...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raysworld View Post
    phew, i was getting nervous...


    with the images you have given us, I'm nervous for you.

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    Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.

    in other words you're fucked. And not in a good way.

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    in other words you're fucked. And not in a good way.
    Hardly. Maybe it requires you to put a little effort into it. My god! What a novel idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
    I had a lot of fun in this thread, but I have to make a PSA and say: I love me some JayATee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I had a lot of fun in this thread, but I have to make a PSA and say: I love me some JayATee.
    Yay!!!!

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    Hardly. Maybe it requires you to put a little effort into it. My god! What a novel idea!

    But i already take HGH and other testosterone-boosters...is that not effort enough?

    damn, you women are handful

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    Beautiful women confessing their love for each other... I think I have a tear in my eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
    Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.

    And make sure you stock up on the GHB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.

    And make sure you stock up on the GHB!
    Sweet! Since I'm in law school that means the hot chicks are right around the corner for me then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.

    And make sure you stock up on the GHB!

    OMFG, I almost peed my pants laughing!

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    Just got home from work and read this entire thread, and it really seriously messed with my head.

    OMG, that rhymes. Jesus. I'm going to bed now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Just got home from work and read this entire thread, and it really seriously messed with my head.

    OMG, that rhymes. Jesus. I'm going to bed now...
    .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Sweet! Since I'm in law school that means the hot chicks are right around the corner for me then...
    What about for us Dr's? Or is that less hot?

    I mean, we do have access to the drugs y'know! Haha.
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    Sincerity goes a long way. Most women can see through "pick up lines" and have no patience for it. If you are sincere we will pick up on it and go from there, if we are interested we will reciprocate.

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    This thread is hilarious!!!
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    ^^^ It's hilarious because it's essentially pointless. Heheh.

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    Dancers... Let's say,... hypothetically, you were writing a book for men about picking up "hot" women in the dance clubs, bars, street, bookstores, etc. What would you suggest?
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    Dude, I'm a young lawyer making $150k a year,... I've got a nice house with an awesome pool in an upscale neighborhood and I have also have an awesome beach house.... I keep relatively fit and I'm okay-looking... I don't really need to apply much skill... I just invite people over for a party, "hot" women show up, and everything else just takes care of itself...

    Good job answering your own question. If the site allowed it, I wonder if you'd "Thank" yourself too.
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    I'm a young married consultant making $130K/year, but my wife gets kind of annoyed at the parties...

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    They she just aint drunk enough!


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    The first lesson is free:1. Only retards and children call a beautiful woman a "hot chick."

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    Ooh ooh I know I know!

    I dunno about every other "hot girl" but here's what totally works for me:

    Step One ("pre-game"): Spike your hair. Tan too much. Whiten your teeth until they look unnaturally white. Dress in head-to-toe Ed Hardy and don a fedora.

    Step Two("action!"): Go into the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, preferably during the daytime. The girls aren't as hot as night shift but it's slow so you'll be sure to stand out and get extra attention. Talk to each girl who approaches you for as long as possible, and make sure to mention several times a) your suite at the Encore; b) the bottle service you have lined up at Tryst for that evening; c) your 3 luxury cars; d) the trip to Miami you're going on as soon as you recover from the insanity of Vegas.

    Step Three ("reel 'em in"): When the dancer, clearly enthralled by your stories of money-soaked glory, which she has never heard before, can resist you no more, she will suggest that you two go somewhere more private so she can rub against you. It is VERY IMPORTANT that, despite how much you've talked about money and acted interested in her, you do NOT in fact either buy dances from her NOR tip her for her time.

    Step Four ("party time"): This is the part where you ask her if she wants to accompany you to Tryst or meet up in your suite for the "after-party."

    Let me tell you....this approach works every time.

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    Oh, THAT'S what he was referring to. I thought we were going to KFC or something...

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