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    I danced for a well dressed, seemingly gentlemanly customer last night who approached me and said ridiculously nice things about me, but only after he had been at the club for hours and had gotten dances with several other girls. He said these things like he was reading a script, but I didn't think much of it because he apparently had a bit of money -- nothing spectacular, but it was slow.

    We wound up dancing for about 8 songs and as the dance went on, he made somewhat feeble but obvious attempts to get me to meet outside the club for a "private show." Didn't think much of this because it happens all the time. He also made a few feeble but obvious attempts to get me to touch his dick. His demeanor remained extremely detached and somehow un-asshole like. Still didn't think much of this, either.

    Toward the end, though, he said he was running out of money but that he would love to pay me in adderall -- he used the words "pharmecutical cocaine" and suggested that I try it or sell it. Now he had become extremely detached and it sounded like he was reading off a script even more. I figured he was a narc but didn't want to end the dances so I tried to look like I was deep in thought about my decision. Finally I told him that I couldn't accept anything at work, and then when he asked me to meet him at a gas station, I said that I was afraid of new people OTC. Finally, I said "you're going to think I'm stupid for turning down something that can make me a lot of cash, but I don't think I could feel comfortable using or selling it." He cut me off after I said "stupid" and said "You wouldn't be stupid for doing it! It's pharmecutical cocaine and worth a lot of money!" I asked him why he would want to give away his whole Rx and he had no answer. He just said "I'm not a narc or anything!" Yup, you're the worst narc ever. He even wore stereotypical narc shoes.

    At the end of the night a bunch of cops searched two cars. Surprise.

    In retrospect I think that continuing the dances may have been a terrible idea -- I'm not too familiar with NYS or my county's specific laws but I realized later that in some places touching a guy's leg can be construed as solicitation or something. Thank God my dances are not raunchy! I don't think I'd fuck around with this kind of thing again. But at least I got some of my taxes back!
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    He sonds weird , u did the right thing.
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    "Hey baby, would you care to purchase some pharmeceutical cocaine for recreational consumption in lieu of a monetary tip for services rendered? What? No, I'm not a narc, whatever would make you think that?"



    And I want to buy some official narc shoes. Fucking awesome.

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    adderol is for ADD- it's not pharmacetucal coke,I prolly spelled that wrong LOL. So i dunno but that guy sounds like a total weirdo.
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    I always joke with my boyfriend that adderell is like coke. He has add and there is a huge market for it among college students. This is because if you take it and don't have add it makes you wired and unable to fall asleep it also make you not hungry. During exam time I know alot of students whom take it to stay up. So i could see why people say that Gia.

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    adderal is one molecule off from cocaine, i worked for the local police dpt here and all the cops refer to it as legal coke.
    "I need a Win Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the vip section...."

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    Oh, I guess I never noticed the similarity when I was prescribed it, LOL.
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    That is because it produces or blocks a hormone(can not remember) that causes a.d.d. If you really do not have a.d.d. It will have the opposite of the intended effect.

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    It can make *anyone* wired, those who are prescribed it and take it regularly may have heightened tolerances and feel this effect less or not at all. A dosage prescribed by a doctor is also often less than what people actually take for recreational purposes, or otherwise non-Rx use.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleylynn View Post
    That is because it produces or blocks a hormone(can not remember) that causes a.d.d. If you really do not have a.d.d. It will have the opposite of the intended effect.
    This isn't true.

    In controlled studies, even addicts can't tell the difference between adderall, cocaine, & meth other than the time effects last. Weird but true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toblerone View Post
    This isn't true.

    In controlled studies, even addicts can't tell the difference between adderall, cocaine, & meth other than the time effects last. Weird but true.

    Wow .. Isent Adderall precribed for diet and weight loss issues as well? I knew about the ADD issue.

    Curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Wow .. Isent Adderall precribed for diet and weight loss issues as well? I knew about the ADD issue.

    Curious.
    Also for narcolepsy, depression and other mental disorders, epilepsy, though it was first prescribed as an obesity drug. I've read that it's also been given to soldiers to keep them alert on the ground during long, risky missions.


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    Honestly, I think it's awesome that you hustled a cop. (As long as you got your dance money, that is!!)

    "Hmm.... I might consider incriminating myself, baby, but I need a few more songs to think about it.... if we go into VIP, I might consider lewd eye contact..... imagine the promotion you'd get then!"
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    I think it is just stupid to mess with drugs.. I would have just said sorry I only accept cash and plastic. You can come back for more fun when you have more cash or something like that.. and I would not even say that adderal is like coke.. I havent done either but, adderal is from kids with ADHD.. prettyy stupid


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    Quote Originally Posted by chitownchick View Post
    adderal is one molecule off from cocaine, i worked for the local police dpt here and all the cops refer to it as legal coke.
    The legal and generic name for adderal is actually amphetamine salts. Is it that close to coke? I was under the impression that concerta was actually one molecule off instead, in fact it was basically the closest that you could get to synthetic cocaine. Is this the case with adderal as well?

    ugh, can't stand adderal, i was prescribed it for a bit and it was godawful; i literally flushed the shit. I would have laughed in this guys' face, and told him I had a good shrink that gave me prescriptions for shit like that (due to the fact that i actually need it due to my attention span of, oh wait what the hell was that i just saw?!?) i didn't need to be desperate and resort to the black market. besides, who the hell calls it that? wow, talk about a massive red flag - you should have been like, "I'm sorry officer, this is a strip club - we don't work that way, despite what you see in the movies."

    no cash, no ass - we're at work to make money, if we choose to spend it on recreational substances then that's our prerogative, otherwise fuck off and don't try shit like that - chances are, if that's what we're into, we can get ahold of MUCH better stuff that what you're trying to shill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeakngEZ View Post
    Honestly, I think it's awesome that you hustled a cop. (As long as you got your dance money, that is!!)

    "Hmm.... I might consider inciminating myself, baby, but I need a few more songs to think about it.... if we go into VIP, I might consider lewd eye contact..... imagine the promotion you'd get then!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 420bUnNy View Post
    I've read that it's also been given to soldiers to keep them alert on the ground during long, risky missions.
    This originated from Vietnam, when quite a few soldiers came home hooked on amphetamine, due to the exact reasons you mentioned.... Adderal is amphetamine salts - it's basically a diluted amphetamine. Does it help with alertness and whatnot? Yes. But quite frankly, I can't stand the shit. It can cause shakiness, and if you're not ADHD, then it can actually put your attention span in jeopardy. Think coffee on crack.

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    ^ I hear ya, it's a necessary semi-evil for me to do any schoolwork whatsoever. It helps to take the edge off with weed. I know some people use Xanax or Klonopin for that, too, but I haven't.


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    Nice cop hustle!

    I've been asked stuff like that, my stock response is that "drugs don't pay my rent, sweetie, how 'bout we go hit the ATM?"

    Anyone who's really worried about getting busted for a normal lapdance can search the threads here for "cop shoes," if I recall correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by callista View Post
    The legal and generic name for adderal is actually amphetamine salts. Is it that close to coke? I was under the impression that concerta was actually one molecule off instead, in fact it was basically the closest that you could get to synthetic cocaine. Is this the case with adderal as well?
    Adderall is amphetamine salts and is a psychostimulant, but is not at all like cocaine, and if cops call it "cocaine in a pill" they are quite honestly, ill-informed, ignorant idiots. Amphetamines (molecular formula is C9H13N) are much more chemically similar to methamphetamine (molecular formula is C10H15N). Though since the constituent elements are in different concentrations they differ slightly.

    Concerta, aka extended-release methylphenidate (C14H19[NO2]) as you said has a molecular formula more similar to that of cocaine (C17H21[NO4]), but is one molecule off as NO2 and NO4 are different molecules. Though this statement is misleading, since as with amphetamine and methamphetamine the constituent element concentrations differ as well.

    There are some major differences though between cocaine and other psychostimulants (adderall, concerta), first of all all psychostimulants bind to dopamine transporting proteins (DATs) and thus don't allow for their transportation thus increasing dopamine levels (they also increase noepinepherine levels). Amphetamines and methamphetamines not only increase dopamine levels through blocking the transport of DATs, they also internalize DAT, basically meaning they take the dead DAT cells and recycle them to create new ones and put them back in the mix, hence a reason methamphetamine is so intense.

    Another crucial difference is cocaine binds to DAT when the protein is in an open-conformation orientation and other psychostimulants bind to DAT when it's in a closed-conformation orientation. Stated simply where form differs, so does function.

    A final major difference cocaine has is that it inhibits a hydrogen bond innate to DAT from forming, whereas amphetamines allow this bond to form, but this relates to the fact that the orientation of the DAT molecule is different at binding time depending on whether it's a cocaine or amphetamine molecule.

    So you can probably see the obvious reasons some people prefer cocaine and some prefer meth. They are different, as are the prescription medications that mimic them slightly. Personally I prefer meth, but cocaine is more tolerable, so I guess I like both LOL!
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    I worked in a pharmacy for years and was nationally certified as a technician and medication aide so I don't understand where all this cocaine talk is coming from. This is related to amphetamine which is a stimulant like cocaine but does not work on the brain like cocaine. If a person actually has ADHD it will not visibly stimulate them however, while cocaine with give them visible ticks (yes that means YOU too) and does have some similar side effects on the CNS system such as sweating, jaw clenching and possible grinding, pupil dilation, rapid heart beat, stomach upset, diarrhea, constipation, dehydration and suppression of hunger to name a few. People including me tend to use simplistic language to explain medical stuff so that even the simplest person can understand it. This may just be some example of that, even though false. I work with a few girls that use it and like cocaine we all know who they are. They can't hold a conversation and harp on the same subject forever and are sometimes paranoid. I hope you all take it. More money for me lol!

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