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    Smiley asshole fucking up my awesome night!

    So I worked saturday night and it was a really nice night because i spent almost the whole time with this guy who's really sweet and nice and I actually do have fun with him... I don't get bored

    He leaves at around 12 am and I'm left to make some more money since these are the best hours of the night 12 am to 2 am. I get dances here and there but am feeling tired so ask my manager if I can leave early. he says no.


    I go sit on the floor by myself and this guy, 25ish sits next to me and tells me that he'd like to get a dance with me but that he only has $20 and wants to make sure I'd give him the best dance ever so he wants to see me onstage...
    Me: "well honey, I was on stage about an hour ago and I have to wait for my turn"
    Him: "but i'm the costumer and I want you to go onstage"
    Me: "let me get it right...You want me to go tell the other dancers "screw u bitches! I'm going on stage next because there's this guy who says he might want to get a $20 dance with me?' .... u're a funny guy I gotta say.

    I leave laughing ...

    I'm in the dressing room 5 minutes later and the dj calls me to go on stage because there's a customer who specifically asked for me....I say HELL NO!!! but they made me go onstage...(there was other people tipping onstage so i didn't mind it that much)

    I do my dance and this fucker sits in the middle of my stage with a stupid smile on his face and ends up not tipping me at all! I get pissed and a the end i go to him:

    Me: can I have my tip please?
    him: say what?
    me: u're sitting on my stage, therefore you MUST tip me.
    him: i don't have any money. sorry.

    a bouncer approaches (bouncers are fucking cool and always have your back at my club)

    bouncer: is there a problem?
    me: yes, there's a problem. this guy makes me go on stage just for him and then sits on my stage and doesn't want to tip me.
    bouncer to the asshole: you either tip or leave dude.
    him: fine! as he takes his $20 out of his pocket...but i'm only giving you a dollar cuz that's what you deserve for your lousy dance. I want my $19 back.
    me: I grab the $20, rip into tiny pieces, throw them at his ugly face and say: "I don't want it anymore. Thanks anyways" I turn around and leave.
    him: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!

    lots of my fellow dancer friends start yelling: YEAH!! YOU GO GIRL! RIGHT ON INNOCENCE!!!


    Manager: INNOCENCE! GO HOME!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i know I'm supposed to be mad but i'm still laughing!!!

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    Default Re: asshole fucking up my awesome night!

    At least u got him mad, who does he think he is demanding shit for £20, he needs to add another zero before he asks for any favours.
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    HAHAHA!! You told that fucker!
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    He was a jerk... personally though I would have smiled sweetly and told him "I'll be right back with your change". Then deliver the change in coins and let the person at the cash register know what a jerk he was so they wouldn't change it back.

    Or just have the bouncer literally kick him out.

    The dj should have known better too!
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    I hate young guys! 20 somethings might as well be 14.
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    Default Re: asshole fucking up my awesome night!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    He was a jerk... personally though I would have smiled sweetly and told him "I'll be right back with your change". Then deliver the change in coins and let the person at the cash register know what a jerk he was so they wouldn't change it back.

    I would've done that too, except for the delivering the change part.

    As much as I enjoy hearing about an asshole customer getting his come-uppance, I cringe at the loss of $20. I guess I'm cheap.

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    Default Re: asshole fucking up my awesome night!

    DUDE! I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!

    You are now my hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winged Dinghy View Post
    I would've done that too, except for the delivering the change part.

    As much as I enjoy hearing about an asshole customer getting his come-uppance, I cringe at the loss of $20. I guess I'm cheap.
    well... i only ripped it into 6 or 8 pecies so I'm pretty sure he can take that to the bank and he'll get a new bill... so I don't think the $20 were lost.

    Pretty sure he's going to the bank first thing tomorrow morning...

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    HAHAHAH NICE!!!

    I totally salute you! I've actually done things similar to that and it FEELS SO DAMN GOOD! Guys come in all the time JUST to hate on women--I see it all the time, a guy gets divorced, hates women, and starts coming into the strip club regularily JUST to find women that he can be a dick to without being punched in the balls. I don't think it's really fair to be nice to a man that you wouldn't be nice to outside the club JUST because he has $20. $2000, maybe, but even then, I am not the sort of person that's going to put up with a lot of shit just for some money. I know that makes me less of a stripper but I just CANNOT do it!

    I've totally ripped up money--$100 dollar bill once (tipped to me by a guy that had walked out on 10 dances the day before), just to prove a point as to how much someone's behavior CANNOT be made up to me in money. I love shoving people's money RIGHT BACK IN THEIR FACE. Especially since it's in a strip club and men come in thinking that money can buy them ANYTHING, including a girl who's going to tolerate their hateful bullshit.

    Maybe this makes me stupid or a shitty dancer, but I really don't care. I LOVE IT!

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    Default Re: asshole fucking up my awesome night!

    thats awesome you got back at him. but wtf is the club's problem making you go onstage because ONE customer requested you? its shit like that that makes these idiots think they can get away with that in the first place.

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    Default Re: asshole fucking up my awesome night!

    lol, at least you finally got to go home.

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    THIS is what you do..

    Get the bill; rip it into more than half/less than half. Give him the smaller portion back. YOU can get the full amount if you have over half the bill; he cannot.

    Some guy did this to me one time with a Benjamin trying to get me to come to his hotel room. Unfortunatley for him; he gave me the LARGER half.
    Joke was soooo on him. I didn't even dance for that money either; LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    He was a jerk... personally though I would have smiled sweetly and told him "I'll be right back with your change". Then deliver the change in coins and let the person at the cash register know what a jerk he was so they wouldn't change it back.

    Or just have the bouncer literally kick him out.

    The dj should have known better too!

    lol!! the coin idea is awesome! that dude's a jerk, sorry girl! he should have gotten kick in the nuts, jk,..uh not really =p

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