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    Default Freakin hilarious Craigs List ad

    I am not making this up. URL below.


    Date: 2009-05-06, 9:34PM CDT

    got stripper heels?

    i need a girl to have a drink or two and maybe see a movie with me.

    this is companionship ONLY. nothing more than that is wanted. i'm new to town, and i hate dating.

    i want a girl that will wear some stripper heels with jeans / slacks.

    you MUST send me a photo of you IN the shoes.

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $20.00 per hour.



    http://stlouis.craigslist.org/tlg/1158418586.html

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    Wow... cheap escort. Someone needs a reality check.
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    Hows he going to see the shoes if they're in a dark movie theater? Weird. $20/hr is good money for someone working fast food... and free drinks and a movie? Seems like everyone and their mom has stripper shoes... I can see this happening.

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    I think he is one of those with shoe fetishes.. Think about all the free pics he will get of women in the shoes that he fantasizes about!
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    Dude. Free drinks and a free movie? Barring he isn't super creepy, I'd take an easy $100 if there wasn't any sexual contact!

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    Maybe he's hoping to get a slew of free shoe pics, too.

    I'm also starting to see stripper heels at the mall as if they were regular, mainstream shoes. Very odd.
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    omg! that's SO funny! unfortunately, there are TONS of trolls on CL, fishin' for photos to beat their meat to...

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    Haha!He should offer to BUY the shoes for his date too!

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    hahahahaha

    Wow, someone is going to be disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rusdancer View Post
    Haha!He should offer to BUY the shoes for his date too!
    LOL Yeah he should.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rusdancer View Post
    Haha!He should offer to BUY the shoes for his date too!
    LOL Yeah he should.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraLynn View Post
    Maybe he's hoping to get a slew of free shoe pics, too.

    I'm also starting to see stripper heels at the mall as if they were regular, mainstream shoes. Very odd.

    Me too. More of the style of platform than clear shoes. Then again look where I live, Wasn't this (or maybe it still is?) a trend in Japan a few years back?
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    Craigslist has so many weird people. Just today I flagged a guy claiming to make adult videos. He mentions to send a nude photo with face showing, and he'll call the best in for "free test shoots". Afterwards he'll offer models he wants $350. Yeah right. There was also an ad from a guy lookng for a girl to come to his house to model nude for free. There's so many frauds on Craigslist. I can usually spot a fraud but many naive novices can't. I can't even spot all the frauds because a few sound legit. I posted an ad recently looking for modeling and dancing work, and I got one legit job and many frauds.

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    That is too funny! I wonder how many will volunteer for the job...and why stripper shoes in particular? hmmm....
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    I'm sorry how come he can't go to a strip club and get his fix.

    The only other thing I can think of is that he wants other guys to see him with a stripper.

    20 an hour? OMG. Pay me 200 just to think about it.




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    It's just a desperation test. And a poor one at that.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    I too think stripper shoes are sexy.

    Here is my offer:

    $25/Hour + movie + dinner + wine

    Any taker?

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    ^^ Does it have to be a girl?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Date: 2009-06-06, 2:34PM EDT



    All that is required is a pair of pointy-toe pumps and the talent of being able to heartlessly kick a guy in the balls as he kneels before you. This will be for a 5-10minute video clip for a website. Any age is welcome- but please be FEMALE, caucasian, thin, and you will need to wear your own pointy-toed pumps to the shoot. There is NO nudity or sexual situations involved. You may bring a friend to the shoot if you wish.

    Please send your pic, as well as a pic of the shoes you plan on wearing for the clip. Thank you!


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    I am not sure if the question was directed towards me but if it was then the answer would be yes. It has to a girl. I do not know why but guys do not turn me on.

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    I noticed there are A LOT of ads looking for models to make video clips for websites... i know of one that wanted leg/foot models to step on the gas pedal of vintage automobiles and such... i'll post it as soon as i find it again

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    Pointy shoes dont turn me on either but $20/hour for doing no work at all in my leisure time does.

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    Last edited by threlayer; 06-14-2009 at 06:41 AM.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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