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    We've all seen it, the girl who shouldn't be stripping. I want the details, though! What about this girl was revolting? Why shouldn't she be stripping?

    In my experience age has little to do with it. There are 30 somethings who look and do waaay better than the 20 somethings.

    The first club I worked at was a absolute dive, and there were plenty of "fat" girls. And I don't mean on the high end of the "normal" scale. I mean straight up overweight. Of course, once I was in the *know* I realized these chicks weren't really strippers, if you know what I mean. So I'm not sure if they count..

    There was one chick who did seem to "old," but it seriously helped her look once she got some dentures lol Then she got kicked out for giving obvious extras.

    Then there was this other chick who seriously looked like a saggy transvestite. (Not that all transvestites are ugly or even noticeable, but this chick seriously looked like a train wreck and barely feminine.) Amazingly, she went on to be one of the highest earners on dayshift. I can't figure it out, but after talking to her it must be partly because of her outstanding personality. My opinion of her has since changed but I still can't believe that she feels *ok* going on stage. Her skin sags so bad it makes me cringe. But I guess she can work it! She doesn't seem to mind.

    So give me the horror stories! I know there has to be better stories out there than what I've experienced. This is purely for entertainment and laugh out louds.

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    ^^THAT is freakin' golden! Is there anyway you could get the Youtube link?

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    I work with Frenchie from Rock of Love. I saw her yesterday. 'Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I work with Frenchie from Rock of Love. I saw her yesterday. 'Nuff said.


    Is she really french or is that an act?

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    OMG, I know one. Sad girl. My husband and I went around to strip clubs before I started working to check them out, and we were at this one club (not going to say which one because I don't want to call her out) and this girl comes on stage and gives the worst show ever.

    The expression on her face was like she had a gun pointed at her and was being forced to dance. I couldn't look at her without feeling like some kind of dirty, degenerate pervert who was participating in visual rape. We left the club during her set because she totally killed the mood. We dubbed her "sad girl".

    Much later, I ended up working with her at a different club, and I was just shocked to see her, I figured she was a newbie who hadn't lasted long. I don't know how she makes money at all, she scowls the entire time and watching her give a lap dance is flat out painful. I really think that the only guys who buy dances from her are predators who like the idea of a woman being forced to give a lap dance against her will because that's how she looks. Either that or they just feel sorry for her and it's a pity thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola_sinn View Post


    Is she really french or is that an act?
    I don't know, she's exactly that same way at work. That girl is a fucking train wreck.

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    This one woman I work with... she's nice and smart as hell, and one of the VERY few non-bs girls there which makes me feel bad to say this, but...
    There is nothing sexy about her, at all! She's old, looks like a midget drag queen (curves, face, AND stereotypical bad drag queen make up job,) it's obvious she smokes in her voice and skin, and she can't dance. She dances really fast and mostly prances across stage. Her smile looks so fake and terrifying, she never looks any customer in the eyes. When she takes off her top, she does this "TA DA!" type pose in front of the customer, arms and legs stick straight and out at the same angle, and her fake smile is even more obvious. When she takes off her bottom... she more just stands with her legs in the same position, same horrid smile, and pushes the front of her panties (I hate that word btw, it sounds gay) down for a second, back up, and back down again. And she always complains that she made no money.
    Though her lap dances look pretty good, I'll give her that.

    At the club I used to work at, this one girl was just a prude. I don't know WHY she thought stripping was for her. Probably because her bf used to DJ. But she couldn't handle any of it. One guy said he liked her ass and she got pissed off. When she gave LDs she would look up the whole time like she was just pulling through it and wanted it to be over.

    Oh god, I saw... "the hotness"... Ugh... Even when she's NOT singing she sounds like shit. She looks a bit like a fatass Ussopp from One Piece. Pic attached.
    Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

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    There is a girl I work with who seems like she just started dancing last week, but apparently she has danced last summer. The managers, staff, and customers make fun of her. She dances very fast and moves very awkwardly. She can't walk in heels but wears 7 inch platforms anyway, and just kind of scoots across the stage without picking her feet up. Sometimes in the middle of the her set she breaks into the funky chicken.

    She also masturbates on stage and it is sickening. I have to turn my head away.

    I would feel bad for her but she has the worst attitude. Constantly whining and seeking attention.

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    I started at a dive so I saw a LOT of girls who shouldn't have been stripping. One girl who wore glasses, didn't style her hair or wear any makeup (come on... this is dancing... save the casual look for at home). A lot of heavier girls who guys would make fun of. I think what takes the cake is this one woman who was in her 40s but looked about 65 and just so strung out...bad skin and too much makeup with a skinny body and a gut. I think too much drinking and drugs. She called herself a "hoochie" lovingly haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BonsoirBella View Post
    It's very easy to find, but out of this small shred of me that hopes she's grown up and learned from that experience...I won't just post the link on here, but I will give a HUGE clue to find it.

    She was the epitome of Hotness.
    hahahha oh god I have laughing cramps.
    I hope she sang for yall.

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    when your fat hangs over your bottoms so far that you can't even see them anymore, you probably shouldn't be stripping.



    i feel bad, cause she's really nice....

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    I don't think age had anything to do with it. Just looks and some 40's look better than 20 somethings. Most of these women were mostly 20's. I worked with a few 40ish women who could put these women to shame.

    When I first started, someone told me about this club that paid for girls to dance. I think they paid $40-$50 a shift (this was 1993-1994) and thought that was pretty cool because at the time I was dancing at a club where house fee was $20. In hindsight getting paid should have tipped me off. These women were disgusting even if they weren't dancing. One was probably about 50 and weighed 300 pounds. She was actually nice, so I can't really cut her down, but the others weren't so nice. One was probably as big but all she did on the stage was bounce up and down. Another one was also huge and cried on stage on how she was depressed. This other was so skinny and all she did was walk on the stage back and forth swinging her arms. None were as bad as this one who was a junkie. She'd get on stage with her bottle of booze and her smokes and stagger. Most of the time she would fall off the stage. She lived at the bar because the owner felt sorry for her. I ended up quitting after a few weeks because the managers were ignorant and you couldn't talk to anyone unless they paid the club for you to talk (and they got most of the money).

    That wasn't the only time I worked with dancers who shouldn't be. I got a job at this one club that was pretty decent. The girls ranged from pretty to flat out georgeous. That is until they decided to switch hiring managers. The one manager decided they needed more money from house so he hired anyone who walked in the door. Before he became the hiring manager they had a couple of chubby girls but they carried the weight well (mostly boobs and butt) and were pretty. Afterwards they got gross dancers. One had a big belly full of cellulite that jiggled. Another recently hired was a streetwalker who was only there to pick up johns. Needless to say, the decent girls left and all that was left were either girls with so many regulars it paid to stay (like me), or those who were too ugly to go other places. I ended up leaving because my regulars started getting freaked out by the gross uglies and the hookers. The club got busted for prostitution years later, and I often think that if they had never changed hiring managers it might still be open today (it was a clean club then).
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    Quote Originally Posted by coco34 View Post
    Sometimes in the middle of the her set she breaks into the funky chicken.

    I would totally bust out the robot on stage.. mainly cause the robot is amazing. I would get some pretty good tips doing it too, but I don't think it looked that out of place coming from me..

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    I've workedwith skinny young girls that shouldn't be out of the house w/ out a chaperone, never mind dancing! I've also worked with one girl who was about 250 lbs but had the hustle/ personality thing down and actually did well! As well as a lady who was almost 60 (I think retired at 56?) and had a wonderful body and (had her eyes done) but was pretty and very affectionate and warm so you know it's not always about looks.
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    There was a girl that started around the same time as me; she was overweight in a way that was not voluptuous or curvy but, as one of my now regular customers said, "sloppy." And when she danced, her belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. But that wasn't why she should never have been a stripper. That reason was that she looked like this and then went on stage wearing a tutu.

    I have no words.

    She quit after two weeks to work for a pizza joint; it seemed somehow appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I don't think age had anything to do with it. Just looks and some 40's look better than 20 somethings. Most of these women were mostly 20's. I worked with a few 40ish women who could put these women to shame.

    When I first started, someone told me about this club that paid for girls to dance. I think they paid $40-$50 a shift (this was 1993-1994) and thought that was pretty cool because at the time I was dancing at a club where house fee was $20. In hindsight getting paid should have tipped me off. These women were disgusting even if they weren't dancing. One was probably about 50 and weighed 300 pounds. She was actually nice, so I can't really cut her down, but the others weren't so nice. One was probably as big but all she did on the stage was bounce up and down. Another one was also huge and cried on stage on how she was depressed. This other was so skinny and all she did was walk on the stage back and forth swinging her arms. None were as bad as this one who was a junkie. She'd get on stage with her bottle of booze and her smokes and stagger. Most of the time she would fall off the stage. She lived at the bar because the owner felt sorry for her. I ended up quitting after a few weeks because the managers were ignorant and you couldn't talk to anyone unless they paid the club for you to talk (and they got most of the money).

    That wasn't the only time I worked with dancers who shouldn't be. I got a job at this one club that was pretty decent. The girls ranged from pretty to flat out georgeous. That is until they decided to switch hiring managers. The one manager decided they needed more money from house so he hired anyone who walked in the door. Before he became the hiring manager they had a couple of chubby girls but they carried the weight well (mostly boobs and butt) and were pretty. Afterwards they got gross dancers. One had a big belly full of cellulite that jiggled. Another recently hired was a streetwalker who was only there to pick up johns. Needless to say, the decent girls left and all that was left were either girls with so many regulars it paid to stay (like me), or those who were too ugly to go other places. I ended up leaving because my regulars started getting freaked out by the gross uglies and the hookers. The club got busted for prostitution years later, and I often think that if they had never changed hiring managers it might still be open today (it was a clean club then).
    I feel bad about this but your post made me laugh out loud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608 View Post
    I've workedwith skinny young girls that shouldn't be out of the house w/ out a chaperone, never mind dancing!
    That was me when I started.... we blossom tho!! Either that or don't last long.... wish I had a pic of what I looked like when I started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SerenaSin View Post
    I feel bad about this but your post made me laugh out loud
    I can laugh about it now. In fact it was somewhat funny then because I learned how not to be.

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    I always think it and never say it......but then a customer always does it for me. Funny too they always pick the exact one I was thinking "Jesus, she does not need to be in a thong"

    I worked with one girl at another club whom I thought HAD to be 7-8 months pregnant when I first saw her. Turned out she's not pregnant at all, that's just her GUT! Yes, a GUT that big. It was hard and round when I first started working with her, then it started to sag. It hung over so far that you couldn't even see her crotch. Like a big, fat, old man with a beer gut to put it mildly.
    Nice girl, and I felt bad too cause I guess she doesn't get it. She got her fair share of dances, but then she'd walk up to a table of guys, they'd reject her and when she walks away they will either explode laughing or just say horrible things. When she's on stage it's the same thing I've heard guys go "What the FUCk is that??!" Cause the gut that girl had really was just appalling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    I always think it and never say it......but then a customer always does it for me. Funny too they always pick the exact one I was thinking "Jesus, she does not need to be in a thong"

    I worked with one girl at another club whom I thought HAD to be 7-8 months pregnant when I first saw her. Turned out she's not pregnant at all, that's just her GUT! Yes, a GUT that big. It was hard and round when I first started working with her, then it started to sag. It hung over so far that you couldn't even see her crotch. Like a big, fat, old man with a beer gut to put it mildly.
    Nice girl, and I felt bad too cause I guess she doesn't get it. She got her fair share of dances, but then she'd walk up to a table of guys, they'd reject her and when she walks away they will either explode laughing or just say horrible things. When she's on stage it's the same thing I've heard guys go "What the FUCk is that??!" Cause the gut that girl had really was just appalling.

    I wonder if she had that thing where a woman gets pregnant and never gives birth.. oh.. its called a stone baby, I think. Anyways.. thats really weird.. if not shes probably a combination of super constitpated, and avid red meat eater. yack.

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    I actually thought hotness had a good voice, she just cant get the right notes lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tronie View Post
    I wonder if she had that thing where a woman gets pregnant and never gives birth.. oh.. its called a stone baby, I think. Anyways.. thats really weird.. if not shes probably a combination of super constitpated, and avid red meat eater. yack.
    I believe it was more a matter of just totally letting ones' self go, and not giving a shit. That thing (the gut) was clearly a result of that girl just blatantly not taking care of herself. How anyone could let themselves get to that point, and NOT CARE, it's beyond me.

    I think alot of heavy girls are under the impression that being and unhealthy weight is o.k. and sexy (thanks to dimwits like Tyra Banks) Take for example the show she had titled "Curvy and Beautiful"...or something of that sort....only the women on the show were severly obese, 500 pounds and heavier. That is not "curvy", that is just bad. She was actually supporting them! Going off on how it's o.k. to be that heavy and still be "sexy"
    Don't get me wrong, I support every woman being comfortable in her own skin, loving herself.....but FUCK isn't there a line? Isn't there a point where you say to yourself "Wow, I am severaly overweight. I should get healthy"
    There is a whole new generation of very overweight girls running around in g-strings at clubs and IRL that are so proud of themselves and will tell anyone to fuck off and they are "beautiful the way they are"...meanwhile their health is failing. It may be o.k. now when these girls are in their 20's but an unhealthy weight WILL catch up to you later on in life. Diabetes and heart problems just to name a few. SO sexy.

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    There's a girl I work with who refuses to take her g-string off at work in a full nude club a number of men have complained about it. She also refuses to dance for *old guys* though as far as I can see *old guys* make up around 80% of our clientelle. I just can not see how she could be making money.
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