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    Default Jessica Biel Stripper Scenes...

    ... from the new movie "Powder Blue"

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    Well, that reeks of unrealistic. Cigarrettes on stage? No! Wax play by house dancers? No! Silks by house dancers? No! Customers with tons of flash lights? No! That private dance scene? Probably not.

    Who thought that up?

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    id be more worried about all the idiots that will come in and try to take pictures and use those dorky flashlights. " But, but.. I saw it in a movie!"

    Yeah right bub.. Just more headaches for us. The ones who do it for real.

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    She isn't half bad on the pole. But a ciggy on stage? Ew. EW! I've seen two dancers in my career do that and it just looks skank. Silks? I wish. Hot wax? Not on stage. I know a girl that did wax shows in private dances. The lapdance scene? Eh...kinda iffy on that. I had a similar situation where the customer wanted nothing more than for someone to hug him and just give him that intimacy. Granted I didn't try to turn it into a sexual situation. But I tried to turn it back into a lap dance because it got kinda uncomfortable on my part. He wasn't creepy. I was just like..uh..ok..what do I do now?

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    Hey Crow2, it would be nice if you could get all customers to tip on que though! LOL
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    Honestly..... I couldn't even watch the whole thing. It was awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    Hey Crow2, it would be nice if you could get all customers to tip on que though! LOL

    Wouldn't it!

    And I agree with Jay - Ugh, the first part was okay, but that smoke hanging out of her mouth just made me gag. The rest of it.. Just a big ole' eye roll.

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    She looks drunk. ALso the boy I'm sitting with quickly lost interest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 420bUnNy View Post
    She looks drunk. ALso the boy I'm sitting with quickly lost interest.
    My husband walked off about 2 min in as well.
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    Even the good part isn't what I would call... sexay. It's just, like. Oh, that's nice.

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    ^^^ Very true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    id be more worried about all the idiots that will come in and try to take pictures and use those dorky flashlights. " But, but.. I saw it in a movie!"

    Yeah right bub.. Just more headaches for us. The ones who do it for real.
    You said bub, I like that, lol. Totally off topic, but I had to say something.

    Anyways, back on topic, I just thought the scene was sad. It looked like some drugged out girl hating on herself when she's throwing wax on her body and looking like she was going to cry... (maybe she did cry, I had to look away) This was posted on another forum I frequent and all the guy's were talking about how hot it was. Seriously? Things like this make me think less of men. Is it really a turn on to watch some girl on the stage who looks like she's going to spend an hour crying in the shower when she gets home?

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    Dude...I saw that, and I was like, "Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what it's like at work for me."

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    http://www.collider.com/entertainmen...d/11552/tcid/1

    Scroll down to hear JB talk about her character.

    Yes, it's soooo original to play a stripper who couldn't get a job doing anything else and so "has" to strip. Thank you so much for furthering a stereotype. Totally cutting edge.

    And I'm REALLY not looking forward to the rush of new customers we're going to get who have flashlights and expect hot wax and ribbon sets. Wtf.

    Oh, and I love that she was the predatory one in the lap dance scene. That's SO how it is. We strippers are just constantly forcing ourselves on the innocent customers...

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    This reminds me of that one episode of the L word when Jenny was a stripper and almost started crying on stage with a mob of men hootin and hollerin at her. It makes me so mad that dancing is portrayed with such sadness and desperation in t.v. and movies. Totally unrealistic, IMO dancing is demeaning to the men who spend $$ in clubs, not the women who work there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    This reminds me of that one episode of the L word when Jenny was a stripper and almost started crying on stage with a mob of men hootin and hollerin at her. It makes me so mad that dancing is portrayed with such sadness and desperation in t.v. and movies. Totally unrealistic, IMO dancing is demeaning to the men who spend $$ in clubs, not the women who work there.
    do newbie strippers EVER cry during their first stage set? It just seems so melodramatic and unrealistic. I mean unless you're being assaulted on stage or something it's not that damn traumatic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    http://www.collider.com/entertainmen...d/11552/tcid/1

    Scroll down to hear JB talk about her character.

    Yes, it's soooo original to play a stripper who couldn't get a job doing anything else and so "has" to strip. Thank you so much for furthering a stereotype. Totally cutting edge.

    And I'm REALLY not looking forward to the rush of new customers we're going to get who have flashlights and expect hot wax and ribbon sets. Wtf.

    Oh, and I love that she was the predatory one in the lap dance scene. That's SO how it is. We strippers are just constantly forcing ourselves on the innocent customers...

    You know hollywood isn't out to make US look good.
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    ^ No kidding. (to SerenaSin)

    I mean, when I was in gymnastics/ballet/soccer, I'd get nervous as FUCK for meets/recitals/games. But no one ever told me to quit because of it...

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    Damn that grl has a amazing body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SerenaSin View Post
    do newbie strippers EVER cry during their first stage set? It just seems so melodramatic and unrealistic. I mean unless you're being assaulted on stage or something it's not that damn traumatic!
    It's the pathetic stripper "I can't do anything else so I'm reduced to taking my clothes off even though I don't really want to be here and I know I could be better than this if I was just given a chance" ridiculous scenario. As usual....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    My husband walked off about 2 min in as well.
    To be honest I stopped it less than a minite in as it was deadly dull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden_Rule View Post
    To be honest I stopped it less than a minite in as it was deadly dull.
    Well actually if you want the truth, I kept watching through the first few mins. bc theres a pole trick she did that Im trying to learn lol. But I agree, like I said, it was awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BonsoirBella View Post
    I think she was crying in the scene. It looked like she was staring at some guy staring at her in the background. Gah, WHYYYYYYYYYY?

    The movie definitely looks horrendous and incredibly fake - and I doubt I will watch unless my curiosity gets the best of me; however, she has a most amazing boooootay. And body. Wow.
    I've actually already seen the movie. There is a pretty good reason as to why she's crying and it's not because she hates being a stripper. I agree that all the leeks are making the movie look like crap and overemphasizing the very tiny nudity scene. The movie is actually pretty good as a whole in my opinion, though the way the strip club industry was portrayed is very unreal and very overdramatic. Aside from that there are 3 other people's stories, its not all about Biel stripping.

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    ok the link at the top of the page told me that this video wasnt avialble in my country aand im in the u.s, and i looked for it but i kept finding the tralier anyone have a link to the strip scene that i can use????
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    ok i found it....ummm candles around the stage??? yeah some drunk stripper would kick one and send the place in flames or throw it at another strippper who she thought fucked her babys daddy. haha, i wasnt very impressed.....the one pole trick one of the earlier posters was referring to was the one where she flipped upside down on the pole and moved her body against the pole? its doesnt take to long to learn....as soon as you get upside down its just figuring out how to move your body the same way you do upside down as you do right side up.
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