So I'm here enjoying an unexpected night off because crazy crack whore dancer got fired last night and tried to burn the club this afternoon!
She had worked here for about 5 months and had run ins with managers, DJs, other dancers or customers every freakin night over stupid stuff. Then when she isn't threatening a throw down she would tell us about her crazy home life. her mom is a drug dealer, she has 4 kids but only gets to see the one her cousin has the others are in foster care, her boyfriend smuggles weapons from Mexico and is always in and out of jail, she gets arrested for prostitution quite a bit, her car was blown up, really it just goes on and on.
Anyway, last night I'm chatting with my regular when I hear a commotion from VIP. We look over and see crack whore and a huge guy fighting. he keeps screaming "She bit my dick! Bitch bit my dick!" and she's screaming about how he owes her $50 right now! Her thong is pulled over to side so her pussy is hanging out and her wig is crooked. Manager rushes over for damage control and the whole club is at a stand still just staring. No one is talking or dancing, just watching.
Manger grabs CW and tells her to go to the back. She starts hitting him, security runs over to restrain her. She tries to bite security he grabs her from behind in huge bear hug. She twists and bites him hard. he drops her to the floor where she lands really hard on her still naked pussy and ass. Security tackles her like NFL linebacker and holds her to ground smashing her face into the floor.
Manager is trying to calm the customer down but he is livid and very loud. Says he agreed to X amount of dollars for VIP and BJ. He gave her the money then she decided to up her price. He won't pay so CW went down on him and bit his dick. Customer says he is calling cops and filing assualt charges. Manager points out that if he tells them his story he will also be trouble. Big guy says he will sue and she's a dirty whore everyone knows she's a dirty whore, etc etc. Manager takes guy outside.
Meanwhile, CW is still being held down to the ground and security doesn't seem to know what to do with her. She starts crying and asks if she can be let up to fix her thong. he lets her up, she tries to kick him in the balls and starts running to DR. He catches her and rams her up against the wall.
Manager comes back in and they walk her in the back. About 10 minutes later she leaves the club quietly.
This afternoon I get a text from one of the girls saying club had a fire today and is closed for unknown amount of time. About 5pm I get a call from the manager asking for an emergency meeting where they tell us that they have CW on video from parking lot security for arson and she was picked up by the cops about an hour prior(rumor was she was high on crack from girl dating one of the cops). Then of course we got a lecture about extras and laws etc, no drugs, not being crazy, leaving our personal lives at the door, and getting along with everyone.
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Sort of anti-climatic. Until the arson part

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