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    Strip clubs are basically one giant instance of "hot chicks with douchebags".

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    Great link. Hilarious, puzzling and mildly troubling. It really begs the question: why are such pretty women attracted to these guys? Is it money? If so, where does it come from? Judging by their appearance, I don’t see any of these guys in law or medical school or getting their mba. I seriously doubt they are working for NASA. They aren’t even that handsome. Theories please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by etru View Post
    Great link. Hilarious, puzzling and mildly troubling. It really begs the question: why are such pretty women attracted to these guys? Is it money? If so, where does it come from? Judging by their appearance, I don’t see any of these guys in law or medical school or getting their mba. I seriously doubt they are working for NASA. They aren’t even that handsome. Theories please.
    its either money and/or game. more than likely though those girls are the female equivalent of douchebags (loving referred to as "douchebagettes" ). birds of a feather flock together...

    or they could just simply be drunk, horny and really desperate .

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    Quote Originally Posted by etru View Post
    Great link. Hilarious, puzzling and mildly troubling. It really begs the question: why are such pretty women attracted to these guys? Is it money? If so, where does it come from? Judging by their appearance, I don’t see any of these guys in law or medical school or getting their mba. I seriously doubt they are working for NASA. They aren’t even that handsome. Theories please.
    Justified or not confidence IS attractive. Being too stupid to know you are a jackass can be a huge blessing in disguise. Those guys clearly think they are the shit, so they act like they are the shit and girls start believing they just might be the shit.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Hey where'd you get all those photos of guys from Providence??? Lol.
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    I don't get the pink shirts, wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Strip clubs are basically one giant instance of "hot chicks with douchebags".
    Get thee to anyplace that might heighten your self-esteem as you seem a quart low.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden_Rule View Post
    Get thee to anyplace that might heighten your self-esteem as you seem a quart low.
    Hey im just going by what you ladies post here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608 View Post
    Hey where'd you get all those photos of guys from Providence??? Lol.
    lol , these guys are everywhere. kind of like ants or roaches. they're hard to get rid of.

    douchebags/guidos (and to a lesser extent, dude bros) are a national pandemic. more serious than the H1N1 virus floating around. getting to close to these people will cause vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, headache and a diminished sex drive. seek fresh air immediatley.

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    But then I suppose the sort of people who write this kind of crap generally don't allow their opinions to be tainted by things like "facts" and "reality".
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    lol

    I didn't know you had such a funny side...chico...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    lol

    I didn't know you had such a funny side...chico...
    I don't know if that was directed to me, but yes I do (however, sometimes people just don't get it. lol).

    The vid was from a forum ownage thread around 2004-5 IIRC. Several of the guidos were actually members of a forum. They posted some stupid posts then someone realized they uploaded pics on their personal photo section of the forum. The photoshopping began. ohhhhh the ownage. It was an epic thread, crosslinked to hundreds of other forums. A member of the site made the video compilation using photoshops from that thread. I merely archived it for posterity. lol
    Quote Originally Posted by The Snark View Post
    But then I suppose the sort of people who write this kind of crap generally don't allow their opinions to be tainted by things like "facts" and "reality".
    Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness
    The note that began all can also destroy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Hey im just going by what you ladies post here
    Might be a mistake if you took too much of that to heart.

    I can't think of any person, dancer or "custie" alike, who once hearing what can be heard around here and applying it to themselves literally, wouldn't feel compelled to throw themselves off the closest building over 12 stories in height.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Justified or not confidence IS attractive. Being too stupid to know you are a jackass can be a huge blessing in disguise. Those guys clearly think they are the shit, so they act like they are the shit and girls start believing they just might be the shit.
    Perfectly put.

    When it comes to success with women, intelligence is vastly overrated. The happiest men I've ever hung out with are those who are completely oblivious to their own mediocrity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    lol , these guys are everywhere. kind of like ants or roaches. they're hard to get rid of.

    douchebags/guidos (and to a lesser extent, dude bros) are a national pandemic. more serious than the H1N1 virus floating around. getting to close to these people will cause vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, headache and a diminished sex drive. seek fresh air immediatley.
    Is there a spray or something??
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    We have those in the UK, but they are a lesser shade of orange, and sport dissected mullets instead of that spikey arrangement going on there.

    JayaTee, I find expensive designer scents can repel a a guy like this, as the UK ones seem to go for cheap body spray the teen girls wear. They are scared of women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Is there a spray or something??
    pepper spray/mace is 99.9% effective in eradicating these pests. however, 0.10% have built up an immunity from repeated spraying. a good swift kick to the nuts will take care of these (assuming they still have any due to steroid use).

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    The last one OMG LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Justified or not confidence IS attractive. Being too stupid to know you are a jackass can be a huge blessing in disguise. Those guys clearly think they are the shit, so they act like they are the shit and girls start believing they just might be the shit.
    You are absolutely correct. If I can ever get the proper funding, I will do my PhD thesis on these guys.

    In my mid 20s I got my first big break and landed myself a good job. I was single and big cities can be pretty boring. So, I befriended a few Italian guys that were working for the customer service department in the same company. They did not make much money but boy they knew how to dress.

    When in the club, I would always answer girls' questions truthfully. But these guys had well rehearsed BS ranging from their occupation to them being out of town, etc. It was a surreal experience to watch these guys and the girls who liked them in the clubs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    When in the club, I would always answer girls' questions truthfully. But these guys had well rehearsed BS ranging from their occupation to them being out of town, etc. It was a surreal experience to watch these guys and the girls who liked them in the clubs.
    You have to understand that only works on women with self-esteem issues.

    Confidence is an amazing aphrodisiac. Maybe the only legit one. Still there is a line where, when crossed, confidence becomes obnoxiousness and being obnoxious never got anyone laid.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    This is why I am afraid to move outside the NW. This right here. Thank God we're so lacking in Douchebags here. Whenever I start to find our hipsters annoying, I will think of this thread and be grateful.
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