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    when some wasted girl kicks her leg up in the air & breaks the stage mirror with her flying shoe and they "fix" it with duct tape.

    when the men's urinals are filled with ice.

    when the dancers use the trash can in the dressing room as a toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allieoop View Post
    Not only is there a claw game, but also a vending machine.

    The stage is separated from the pit by glass and so customers shove rolled up ones into little holes in the bottom.

    The customers complain about $10 for a dance.

    The pool tables see more action than the "VIP" section.
    This was ripped from an old post I read on here years ago. Because sometimes its easier to just repeat what other people say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    The floor is concrete because the club was an animal feed store previously.

    So the new owner has done his best to fill in the holes in the floor.

    Even though the holes are filled the floor is still uneven.

    So there are those certain spots next to the stage and the door to the beer garden that you step in (every fucking time) and cause you to stumble like you're drunk, even when you're sober.

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    ^ Our floor is similar but it's carpet over wood, the wood must be rotted out in some places because there are more than a few spots like that in our floor. I always blame it on my eight inch heels when I stumble though, so people just laugh it off.

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    The first club I worked out was an absolute dive. They literally had a broke down rock coach outside serving the few random customers who would enter. You couldn't pay me enough to eat tat crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickdreams View Post
    This was ripped from an old post I read on here years ago. Because sometimes its easier to just repeat what other people say.
    Or maybe we just work at the same/a similar club? I've only know about this site three or four months. Why would I go back years to essentially repost?

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    You text your friend to please bring you TP and they appear 2 minutes later.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    You feel low-grade shame every time you talk to an out-of-town customer who's never been to your club before.

    You openly make fun of the club to build rapport with customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allieoop View Post
    Or maybe we just work at the same/a similar club? I've only know about this site three or four months. Why would I go back years to essentially repost?
    Ok, maybe you really are posting an original post. I'm prepared to be incorrect.

    As to why would people go back years to "repost". I have seen pages verbatim of other members posts sold as part of stripper training programs, trolls trying to make a connection (who otherwise have no idea what to say), also, who knows why people repost? it happens.

    before this becomes a threadjack, if you would like to discuss further then we can take it private or msg me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Bartender: (interrupting a LD)"Misty someone just called the bar for you."
    Intoxicated dancer: "If it's my baby dad, tell them I'm not here!"
    Bartender: "Which one?"
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    You're the only one who's actually legal to work.





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    Mice are working the pole..... and getting bigger tips.
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    When you go to check the place out and the manager launches into a lecture about how she doesn't care what you smoke or snort, but if she catches you with a needle even just once, you will be immediately fired.

    I decided not to work there.

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    You frequently see other dancers giving oral sex in VIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post

    When there is a donation box of old dancer gear in the corner where girls throw shit they've worn out so other girls can wear it. And girls actually do pick stuff out of that box to wear on stage.
    Sounds familiar.Ours was full of discarded,ripped,smelly fishnet stockings and one girl looked sooo pleased with herself for scoring some!

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    You have an exit route planned in case another gang fight breaks out while you're on stage.

    You find bits of hair and trash when you gather your stage tips.

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    When you're the only one without a cesarian section scar....

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    Oh and when you're the only stripper whose boyfriends doesn't resemble Vanilla Ice

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    The bathroom is located next to the dressing room and no doors, of course lol

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    ...when people get shot there : (

    ...when it's mostly ugly girls and 3 hot ones...

    & when you bank b/c you're actually hustling & not nodding off in a drug haze or preening in the dressing room like other girls....

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    Default Re: You know your working in a dive if.......

    When you have to dance around buckets because the roof leaks whenever it rains.

    When you can't do VIP dances sometimes because the lights in either room refuse to turn on.

    When the DJ is a windows media player playlist of classic tunes and top 40 from 6 years ago because that was when the list was made.

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    When the front door's been replaced like 3 times in 6 months, cause guys get in fights & trash it


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    Haha! Mine is also that the roof leaks...
    It's a dive when they move a table on the floor to make room for a big ole' trashcan to catch the leaking roof water
    It's a dive when the bathroom on the nude side floods every time it rains
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    When the dancers are excited the scratchy silver duct tape on the private dance couches are replaced with smooth black electrical tape.

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    When dancing on one of the side stage poles is like playing Russian roulette.

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