when some wasted girl kicks her leg up in the air & breaks the stage mirror with her flying shoe and they "fix" it with duct tape.
when the men's urinals are filled with ice.
when the dancers use the trash can in the dressing room as a toilet.
when some wasted girl kicks her leg up in the air & breaks the stage mirror with her flying shoe and they "fix" it with duct tape.
when the men's urinals are filled with ice.
when the dancers use the trash can in the dressing room as a toilet.
The floor is concrete because the club was an animal feed store previously.
So the new owner has done his best to fill in the holes in the floor.
Even though the holes are filled the floor is still uneven.
So there are those certain spots next to the stage and the door to the beer garden that you step in (every fucking time) and cause you to stumble like you're drunk, even when you're sober.



^ Our floor is similar but it's carpet over wood, the wood must be rotted out in some places because there are more than a few spots like that in our floor. I always blame it on my eight inch heels when I stumble though, so people just laugh it off.
The first club I worked out was an absolute dive. They literally had a broke down rock coach outside serving the few random customers who would enter. You couldn't pay me enough to eat tat crap.





You text your friend to please bring you TP and they appear 2 minutes later.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
You feel low-grade shame every time you talk to an out-of-town customer who's never been to your club before.
You openly make fun of the club to build rapport with customers.





Ok, maybe you really are posting an original post. I'm prepared to be incorrect.
As to why would people go back years to "repost". I have seen pages verbatim of other members posts sold as part of stripper training programs, trolls trying to make a connection (who otherwise have no idea what to say), also, who knows why people repost? it happens.
before this becomes a threadjack, if you would like to discuss further then we can take it private or msg me.





Bartender: (interrupting a LD)"Misty someone just called the bar for you."
Intoxicated dancer: "If it's my baby dad, tell them I'm not here!"
Bartender: "Which one?"
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





You're the only one who's actually legal to work.
Mice are working the pole..... and getting bigger tips.
Kayla Kay
When you go to check the place out and the manager launches into a lecture about how she doesn't care what you smoke or snort, but if she catches you with a needle even just once, you will be immediately fired.
I decided not to work there.
You frequently see other dancers giving oral sex in VIP
You have an exit route planned in case another gang fight breaks out while you're on stage.
You find bits of hair and trash when you gather your stage tips.![]()
When you're the only one without a cesarian section scar....
Oh and when you're the only stripper whose boyfriends doesn't resemble Vanilla Ice

The bathroom is located next to the dressing room and no doors, of course lol





...when people get shot there : (
...when it's mostly ugly girls and 3 hot ones...
& when you bank b/c you're actually hustling & not nodding off in a drug haze or preening in the dressing room like other girls....




When you have to dance around buckets because the roof leaks whenever it rains.
When you can't do VIP dances sometimes because the lights in either room refuse to turn on.
When the DJ is a windows media player playlist of classic tunes and top 40 from 6 years ago because that was when the list was made.





When the front door's been replaced like 3 times in 6 months, cause guys get in fights & trash it
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Haha! Mine is also that the roof leaks...
It's a dive when they move a table on the floor to make room for a big ole' trashcan to catch the leaking roof water
It's a dive when the bathroom on the nude side floods every time it rains
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."


When the dancers are excited the scratchy silver duct tape on the private dance couches are replaced with smooth black electrical tape.
When dancing on one of the side stage poles is like playing Russian roulette.
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