you walk by another dancer on the floor and she squats down and starts peeing right there on the carpet... and doesn't get fired




you walk by another dancer on the floor and she squats down and starts peeing right there on the carpet... and doesn't get fired


delete
Last edited by Ms.Belle; 09-17-2020 at 10:21 AM. Reason: delete





The bathroom (tiny) is also the dressing room
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt

The floor is so uneven you have to avoid patches of it or risk breaking an ankle
The customers regularly fall on one particular part of the stairs that's uneven
The 'pole' is a clothes rail bolted to the ceiling/stage
The dressing room smells like feet.![]()

DR bathroom gets 'out of service' like every week.
If you lean back on the main floor sofa you will fall over.





You've had new couches in the VIP for a month and 3/5 are already destroyed.
The main DR smells like a cattle ranch (I shit you not; I could not pinpoint where I'd smelled it before until I drove past the dairy farm). You know it's coming from one girl, but can't figure out who, and that girl is obviously still making $$ despite smelling rank.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."





The majority of the music is in Spanish.
You take pride in the fact that you've managed to avoid needing to use the restroom at work thus far.





the air in the dressing room is permeated with the smell crack and pot.
you're terrified to actually sit down on the toilet seat.
the girls there wear jeans shorts, terry cloth robes, and dollar store shoes.
the diver, the more ridiculous the stage names get
When there's a communal meth pipe hidden under the sink in the ladies' room. I shit you not, this was a thing at the first club I ever worked at.
Girls pissing in the garbage can of the dressing room instead of walking to use the restroom like a normal person. I've seen this at at least 3 clubs.





One of the dancers left my old club and handed me a massive bag of speed! I was dumbfounded as to why Iwas the recepient....
That wouldn't happen at my current club, we had a new dancer start and get drunk by mid shift, she was sent to the changeroom for a chat. Got fired the next day.





^
Nice.
Anyways, another sure sighn you're working in a dive: there are no lockers in the DR.





"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest










YKYAWIADW .......... the MC whips it out and takes a piss inside the elevator while there are 3 of us standing beside him desperately covering our nose and mouths and squashing into each other like sardines trying to get out of the splash zone- true story.
The dressing room is the basement, and there's a pool down there. From something leaking upstairs. Management knows, and doesn't care.
There used to be 1 locker open, and now there are none. There are lockers left locked by girls who are never coming back. Some full, some with shoes, some EMPTY.
You have to hide everything (hard to do without lockers), or it gets jacked. $5 shoes, yoga pants, whatever.
Management has to "know" you don't want men touching at a no-touch club or they don't do jack. They won't do jack anyway.
$1 beers, $3 mix drinks.
The bathroom has to be shut down for cleaning because someone shit all over it. ALL OVER IT
When the "stage" is just a tiny platform with a ceiling so low that it's pointless to attempt any inverts...or even a simple spin.
Having to announce someone stole your money when really your friend is just holding it for you so no one goes digging around in your stuff because you're a young 'non-tatted' girl.
Having a 50+ yr old dancer run into the room laughing saying one of the custies cut off her thong.
Dim bathroom lights so no one can see how dirty it is. Hole in the door so it can't be locked.
You keep $25 off your first two $20 private dances.
The best youngest dancer leaves after 'banking' on just $90.
Everyone is offended you don't smoke or that it makes you queezy.
you...meaning you the dancer, have peed in the urinal in the VIP room.
Bookmarks