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    you walk by another dancer on the floor and she squats down and starts peeing right there on the carpet... and doesn't get fired

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    How do you girls put up with such a toxic environment? I mean this thread is killing me its so funny but I can't believe what some of you are working in!
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Default Re: You know your working in a dive if.......

    The bathroom (tiny) is also the dressing room


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    The floor is so uneven you have to avoid patches of it or risk breaking an ankle

    The customers regularly fall on one particular part of the stairs that's uneven

    The 'pole' is a clothes rail bolted to the ceiling/stage

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    The dressing room smells like feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild View Post
    buckets are on the stage to collect the water when it rains
    Not how I expected that sentence to end...

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    DR bathroom gets 'out of service' like every week.
    If you lean back on the main floor sofa you will fall over.

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    You've had new couches in the VIP for a month and 3/5 are already destroyed.

    The main DR smells like a cattle ranch (I shit you not; I could not pinpoint where I'd smelled it before until I drove past the dairy farm). You know it's coming from one girl, but can't figure out who, and that girl is obviously still making $$ despite smelling rank.
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    The majority of the music is in Spanish.





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    You take pride in the fact that you've managed to avoid needing to use the restroom at work thus far.

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    the air in the dressing room is permeated with the smell crack and pot.
    you're terrified to actually sit down on the toilet seat.
    the girls there wear jeans shorts, terry cloth robes, and dollar store shoes.
    the diver, the more ridiculous the stage names get

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    When there's a communal meth pipe hidden under the sink in the ladies' room. I shit you not, this was a thing at the first club I ever worked at.

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    Girls pissing in the garbage can of the dressing room instead of walking to use the restroom like a normal person. I've seen this at at least 3 clubs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by torilux View Post
    When there's a communal meth pipe hidden under the sink in the ladies' room. I shit you not, this was a thing at the first club I ever worked at.
    You can always report that to the pertinent authorities if you think it's an issue.

    The worst I've seen is bringing speed and PCP to the club. I've seen pot, too.





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    One of the dancers left my old club and handed me a massive bag of speed! I was dumbfounded as to why Iwas the recepient....

    That wouldn't happen at my current club, we had a new dancer start and get drunk by mid shift, she was sent to the changeroom for a chat. Got fired the next day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Anyways, another sure sighn you're working in a dive: there are no lockers in the DR.





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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    The bathroom (tiny) is also the dressing room
    Suzy's lounge baby! I remember one time doing a vagina check when civilian vagina happened to walk in. They were horrified to say the least. "How about them Eagles!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by torilux View Post
    Girls pissing in the garbage can of the dressing room instead of walking to use the restroom like a normal person. I've seen this at at least 3 clubs.
    the second club i ever worked at, i saw this happen..and it was at one of the nicest clubs in the state no less! it was supposedly because they wont let us out of the dressing room until all the customers have left, but damn that was gross.

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    YKYAWIADW .......... the MC whips it out and takes a piss inside the elevator while there are 3 of us standing beside him desperately covering our nose and mouths and squashing into each other like sardines trying to get out of the splash zone- true story.
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    The dressing room is the basement, and there's a pool down there. From something leaking upstairs. Management knows, and doesn't care.
    There used to be 1 locker open, and now there are none. There are lockers left locked by girls who are never coming back. Some full, some with shoes, some EMPTY.
    You have to hide everything (hard to do without lockers), or it gets jacked. $5 shoes, yoga pants, whatever.
    Management has to "know" you don't want men touching at a no-touch club or they don't do jack. They won't do jack anyway.
    $1 beers, $3 mix drinks.

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    The bathroom has to be shut down for cleaning because someone shit all over it. ALL OVER IT

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    When the "stage" is just a tiny platform with a ceiling so low that it's pointless to attempt any inverts...or even a simple spin.

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    Having to announce someone stole your money when really your friend is just holding it for you so no one goes digging around in your stuff because you're a young 'non-tatted' girl.

    Having a 50+ yr old dancer run into the room laughing saying one of the custies cut off her thong.

    Dim bathroom lights so no one can see how dirty it is. Hole in the door so it can't be locked.

    You keep $25 off your first two $20 private dances.

    The best youngest dancer leaves after 'banking' on just $90.

    Everyone is offended you don't smoke or that it makes you queezy.

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    you...meaning you the dancer, have peed in the urinal in the VIP room.

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