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    Default Rant warning: sucked out in a pole show

    One of those times when you pull your hair and scream DAMN IT I want a second chance!!!!

    NONE of my clothes would come off before trying 3-4 times, I was fucking shaking the whole time, stumbling, moving way too fucking fast, forgot a lot of moves. There was only one person up at the rail for me other than the judges and he was a friend of mine.

    The 2 girls before me got rained on and I walked with a dollar.

    At least I pulled out some good polework, despite everything else. And I didn't fall. At least I didn't fall. I don't think it would be all that bad if I didn't know that strippers are talking shit about me as I write this (the entire audience was made up of broke youngins who I'll never see again, I don't care about them). At least the friendly girls reassured me later.

    Ugh, can I just move? Lol. San Francisco's looking pretty good right now.

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    Default Re: Rant warning: sucked out in a pole show

    Kudos to you for taking the chance and giving it a shot.

    Take it as a learning experience and use it as motivational fuel to make your next performance that much better.

    Best of luck at your next show!
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    Thanks. I feel better after sleeping on it.

    And I was kind of hoping someone else would chime in with a horror story. . . . But is that a misery-loves-company thing?

    Eh. The Love is buying me chocolate today!!! Worth it? Yes.

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    Default Re: Rant warning: sucked out in a pole show

    Well if you really feel that way do a thread tile search for "failure". You'll find plenty of company there! Heh.

    Chocolate is good! Dark chocolate has been shown to be good for the heart, but any chocolate can be good for the soul.

    Take care.
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    Default Re: Rant warning: sucked out in a pole show

    I've sucked on the pole before-- last Halloween, my club had a costume contest with judges. We had to have a themed costume/song. It was crazy because this was the kind of club where girls put NO effort into their stage shows most of the time. And then for the contest, they all started whipping out all these crazy tricks. Well, I had been stripping for all of 3 weeks. I couldn't do ANYTHING. I had ZERO moves. The poor judges looked so bored.

    I've never been to a pole show. What is it? Is it like a pole dance competition? That sounds incredibly nerve-wracking, but also a great opportunity for growth. I bet you will rock your next competition.

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    Default Re: Rant warning: sucked out in a pole show

    Give yourself a break.

    It takes a lot of talent and spirit to even enter a pole competition. What percentage of the population do you think could even consider such a thing?

    The famous WW I ace Baron von Richtoven (SP?), the Red Baron with 87 or so victories, sucked on his first flight.
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