So, I was supposed to work tonight (well, sorta, they said when I get back from a brief vacation in a couple weeks, I can make a normal schedule, but until then I can come in whenever I want.. which I thought was pretty nice!) but since Monday, I've been tied down with a vicious cold. As much as I really want to work tonight, I don't want to be the pioneer of the patented "Sudafed-induced-faceplant-off-of-a-pole-ungraceful-unconscious-drooling-on-the-stage" trick while wearing nothing but a thong.(Although, I'm SURE there's someone out there that gets off on such a thing!)
What do you ladies do to encourage sickness to go away? I want to get back to work ASAP!
So far, I've been drinking lots of water, chugging herbal and red teas, taking Sudafed, drowning in hot showers, shoving Vaseline up the nose, inhaling a variety of vitamins, and resorted to gnawing on some raw garlic this morning. My cats have been helpful in Neck Massage Therapy and Body Warmth Regeneration, but there's only so much they can do.
I've only worked two days, but I am DYING to get back there. I had so much fun my last shift, and I want them to know I want to be a dedicated employee! I'm so pissed I got bogged down with a cold so soon!![]()



(Although, I'm SURE there's someone out there that gets off on such a thing!)
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